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    Safe a horse, ride a cowboy


    Sex with the woman on top is the most dangerous position for men, say scientists - but having him on top is the safest

    Having a woman on top isn't quite the wild ride most men might have imagined.

    Scientists have learned that the 'woman on top' or 'cowgirl' position is the most dangerous one for men to engage in during sexual intercourse.

    According to new research, the risky position is to blame for half of all penile fractures that occur during sex. In comparison, 'doggy style' or the woman on all fours is responsible for 29per cent of injuries, while 'man on top' or 'missionary' is only liable for 21per cent.



    In the study published in Advances in Urology, researchers hypothesized that a man is prohibited from quickly stopping a painful movements when a woman has her entire body weight on his erect penis.

    However, if the man is in control, he has a better chance of minimizing injury by disengaging in harmful movements as soon as they happen.

    Of the 44 suspected penile fractures studied in three hospitals in Campinas, Brazil over the course of 13 years, 42 cases were confirmed - and evaluated in order to discover what the initial cause was.

    Twenty-eight of the men were having heterosexual intercourse during the time of injury, while six of the subjects were engaging in 'penile manipulation'.

    Four were participating in homesexual intercourse, and it was deemed to be 'unclear' how the final four men had sustained their injuries.

    Half of the patients who participated in the study heard a crack when they were first injured, followed by swelling and pain, while two of the men actually developed erectile dysfunction following the injury.

    But before you swear off your favorite position remember that penile fractures are rare.

    The researchers describe the injury as being a 'relatively uncommon clinical condition that frequently causes fear and embarrassment for the patient'.

    Despite the awkward nature of the injury, men should seeks a professional opinion as soon as they feel pain.

    According to the study, a delayed search for medical assistance following a penile fracture can 'lead to impairment of sexual and voiding functions'.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ng-safest.html
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    everything kills you according to dailymail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lecter View Post
    everything kills you according to dailymail.
    LOL
    Ok, here's the independent http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...n-9992841.html
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    42 penile fractures in a 13 year period in a country with such a huge population is nothing, I'd say, even though comparable figures form other countries were great.

    Well, the study was conducted in Brazil = women tend to have large butts. I wonder if that was a factor...

    Also wonder if the 'injured' guys can file charges because of an "assault with a deadly weapon" ...and whether big balls help to protect everything LOL

    Whatever, I'm thinking if you don't have sex like a jackrabbit on meth it won't get "fractured." At least I never broke anyone.... yet. LOL
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    goddamn it

    i hate it every single time i have to hear about dick fractures

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    is this something guys actively worry about when the girl is on top?
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    Sweet, now I have some hard statistics to back me up when I feel like being a lazy fuck during sex. Thanks, science!

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    Title sounded a bit feminist

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    On second thought, I'm thinking that most dangerous is his wife ...
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolShrimp View Post
    Sweet, now I have some hard statistics to back me up when I feel like being a lazy fuck during sex. Thanks, science!
    I'm wondering how often it "fractures" when men are self-servicing in some fashion (some cases were 'unclear')
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    Ouch!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Aylen View Post
    Ouch!



    It's a cartoon in my head now.
    "The spirit of resistance to government
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    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    Being on top should be the eleventh commandment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmers View Post
    Being on top should be the eleventh commandment
    This gets my vote.
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    No pain no gain, or something to that effect
    Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit

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    So this is vagina envy

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    Quote Originally Posted by FDG View Post
    No pain no gain, or something to that effect
    Amen. The risk is worth the reward!
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by LauriesCrusador View Post
    Amen. The risk is worth the reward!
    That's what he said.
    "The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools." ― Thucydides

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    well if you JUMP on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    That's what he said.
    Guilty as charged. Lend me your eyes !!


    Quote Originally Posted by Radio View Post
    well if you JUMP on it
    Another cartoon....
    "The spirit of resistance to government
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    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    In what world do the testicles protect the penis physiologically?
    Because it sure as hell is not this one.
    Everything interests me but nothing holds me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LauriesCrusador View Post
    Guilty as charged. Lend me your eyes !!
    Google, Tiava, POV. That or build upon your past sensory input. I myself prefer a combo of the two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Google, Tiava, POV. That or build upon your past sensory input. I myself prefer a combo of the two.
    Weird how you state the obvious to stating the obvious

    Don't worry, I still love ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    Weird how you state the obvious to stating the obvious

    Don't worry, I still love ya.
    Hey that's my meta-jam. And the feeling is mutual. Motherfucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Hey that's my meta-jam. And the feeling is mutual. Motherfucker.
    I'd link you Candi Station You Got The Love

    But I something something too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    I'd link you Candi Station You Got The Love

    But I something something too much.
    Yeh what ever c'mere /hug.
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    Can you two get a room ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by morningthaw View Post
    Can you two get a room ?
    You're obviously invited darling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    You're obviously invited darling.
    nah , I'm monogamous and I have a big crush on someone else now. As I see you and Words are struggling to be on top of each other , I couldn't interfere .

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    Quote Originally Posted by morningthaw View Post
    nah , I'm monogamous and I have a big crush on someone else now. As I see you and Words are struggling to be on top of each other , I couldn't interfere .
    I can respect that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    Weird how you state the obvious to stating the obvious

    Don't worry, I still love ya.
    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Hey that's my meta-jam. And the feeling is mutual. Motherfucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by morningthaw View Post
    nah , I'm monogamous and I have a big crush on someone else now. As I see you and Words are struggling to be on top of each other , I couldn't interfere .

    We can settle this right now!




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    18x12 hard.
    "The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools." ― Thucydides

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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    18x12 hard.
    I hope we're talkin' cm here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aylen View Post
    I hope we're talkin' cm here!
    Hardcore metric system fan over here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Hardcore metric system fan over here.


    The other imagery was terrifying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aylen View Post


    The other imagery was terrifying.
    Don''t be talkin' no shit about elephants.

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    I think this thread has a very clear warning.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Don''t be talkin' no shit about elephants.
    I was thinking baby elephants before you added the video. :/ I think the adults must be bigger? But I am clueless in such matters...

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    I'm uncertain
    whether it was
    my
    presence in this thread that made everything so screwed up.

    I don't like Feing , with people trying to ring me up in fantasy group love and all .

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    Quote Originally Posted by morningthaw View Post
    I'm uncertain
    whether it was
    my
    presence in this thread that made everything so screwed up.

    I don't like Feing , with people trying to ring me up in fantasy group love and all .
    It's alright, it was me.
    "The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools." ― Thucydides

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