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    Holy shit I can't breathe.

    But I love the fact that she is dressed for a full workout.. ROFLMFAO


    (the real thing starts at ~1:30)
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    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
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    Quote Originally Posted by LauriesCrusador View Post
    Holy shit I can't breathe.
    Breathing is of utmost importance when exercising
    "And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." -Roald Dahl

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    It's pretty cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galen View Post
    Breathing is of utmost importance when exercising
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    moving also helps your body get exercise

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    Some of this contradicts everything I have ever been told by the beautiful wrinkle-free women I know. They told me not to smile, not to squint, wear sunscreen/sunglasses, moisturize, drink water, get plenty of sleep on satin pillowcases (so your skin is not pulled while sleeping). I don't even think I could force myself to do facial exercises since they go against the things I have been taught since childhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aylen View Post
    Some of this contradicts everything I have ever been told by the beautiful wrinkle-free women I know. They told me not to smile, not to squint, wear sunscreen/sunglasses, moisturize, drink water, get plenty of sleep on satin pillowcases (so your skin is not pulled while sleeping). I don't even think I could force myself to do facial exercises since they go against the things I have been taught since childhood.
    I found myself doing this when putting on mascara. I look like I'm 20! Miraculous
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by LauriesCrusador View Post
    Holy shit I can't breathe.

    But I love the fact that she is dressed for a full workout.. ROFLMFAO


    (the real thing starts at ~1:30)
    The expressions are too much lol...

    I wonder how old she is? By her skin I'm guessing late 40's to early 50's. Not to mention, back in those days they didn't really use sunscreen and tanned by using baby oil & butter...
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    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    The expressions are too much lol...

    I wonder how old she is? By her skin I'm guessing late 40's to early 50's. Not to mention, back in those days they didn't really use sunscreen and tanned by using baby oil & butter...
    Would've guessed her 10 years older (late 50's or even early 60's). U100 is a safe bet, though.

    And I wonder how many botox injects and plastic surgeries she's had...
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by LauriesCrusador View Post
    Would've guessed her 10 years older (late 50's or even early 60's). U100 is a safe bet, though.

    And I wonder how many botox injects and plastic surgeries she's had...
    Wow, she looks good if she's in her 60's.
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    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    Wow, she looks good if she's in her 60's.
    Yea. In case you ever want to try it, it'll be a great morning greeting for your boyfriend. But keep in mind, it only works if dressed for a full workout!
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
    Thomas Jefferson

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