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    do you do it? what about them sitting on your bed?


    i can't, i feel judged.

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    your dead relatives also watch you masturbate.
    It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarrelled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now.

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    I can masturbate with my pets in the room -- but when they sidle up to cuddle with me afterwards I feel guilty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerx View Post
    your dead relatives also watch you masturbate.
    i sometimes thought my dad was watching me through my cat for a few years after he died.

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    it's somehow more awkward than having sex with pets in the room!!

    and amen about imagining dead people...
    There was no place that destruction did not touch...At best it made everything feel flooded, urgent, while pushing towards decay and exposing the imminent failure of managing to maintain a form at all. Inside this was the kernel of wholeness. She could be broken down into a small, granular piece, a bit of debris jostling against other bits of debris, and in that friction there was some sense of having a boundary or a presence, and that thing-ness of the self, reduced to a basic instinctive sensation, was an almost-nothing feeling that, in its small hard knot of a numb halo, made it clear to her that you were here, you were now.

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    I can't because they have eyes LOL

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    I always thought sex with animals in the room was worse.

    An ex of mine had a doorless room at the top of a set of stairs and the cats would always come up. And just fucking stare. I hated it. I used to place a series of obstacles in front of the top step, but they always found a way around them, as cats are so good at doing. Dicks.

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    Our 4 cats are quite unsure what to do when action in the bedroom occurs with some attempting to sneak into the middle of the action and others just sitting there wide eyed with ears perked waiting impatiently for their bed spot.
    Last edited by Shay; 01-28-2015 at 02:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    I always thought sex with animals in the room was worse.
    Well where else are you going to have sex with them?
    Last edited by male; 12-27-2014 at 11:07 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bg View Post
    i sometimes thought my dad was watching me through my cat for a few years after he died.
    sounds like something the feds would come up with.
    It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarrelled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now.

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    Jesus christ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega View Post
    Jesus christ
    he's watching too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bg View Post
    he's watching too.
    If you give it a bit of thought and knowing that the satellites can take highly precise photographs, you start to become paranoid

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    You think this is anything new for most animals? Not only do they not care, they probably don't even understand. Unless you coincide masturbation with giving them a treat. Then they will care in quite a disturbing way.

    Cats are different though. I try to keep them far away.

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    Cannot do. I make them leave the room lol

    I also don't like having sex in front of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by jxrtes View Post
    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bg View Post
    he's watching too.
    Jesus also watches you poo.
    Quote Originally Posted by jxrtes View Post
    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    My dog is really weird. If she's not sleeping, she will just sit in the middle of the room and stare at me. She's attached to my hip. I can't even go to the bathroom without her following me. When something sexually spontaneous happens and we don't remember to run into the room and shut the door before she can get in, she will just sit there and stare the entire time. A few times I've looked up and I saw her watching really intensely. My dog is such a creeper.

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    Ive never had any pets, but Im afraid I could be turned on by anything watching.

    Ill probably never know, no worries. Ill never buy pets. And the folks I date incidentally (..?) dont leave their pet in our room during all the jazz.
    Oh wait, does smth. like a tarantula, a parrot, or a hamster count as a pet.

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    You guys are weird. How can you even finish without a pet in the room?
    I would say that ethically you are still supposed to act as if you have unilateral responsibility; but simultaneously you have to be able to see the other as a fully autonomous, free, aware person.

    Medicalizing social problems has the additional benefit of rendering society not responsible for those social ills. If its a disease, its nobodys fault. Yay empiricism.

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    there must be at least a mosquitto, an ant, or a moth somewhere

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    I can't express how much the thought of it disturbs me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sienna View Post
    there must be at least a mosquitto, an ant, or a moth somewhere
    Turn up the lights and let em enjoy the show. My man Tesla knows what I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Turn up the lights and let em enjoy the show. My man Tesla knows what I mean.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Turn up the lights and let em enjoy the show. My man Tesla knows what I mean.
    wow, I was waiting for your scientific advice, you know.

    Im not a fan of Tesla ... Im sorry if you identify with him and fantasize about turning on my lights .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sienna View Post
    wow, I was waiting for your scientific advice, you know.

    Im not a fan of Tesla ... Im sorry if you identify with him and fantasize about turning on my lights .
    I wasn't but I couldn't resist the reference.
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    they will know.

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    Gerbils were the original fleshlight, fyi.

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    if u really think about it dead relatives have a visceral understanding of the truman show kind of drama that's life, hence they are less likely to judge us. same as aliens who see the progress of their human spawns they must be like aaawwww 1000 more earth years...soon...

    maybe animals are just oomphed by repetitive motions and hormonal diffusions that may not be that far from their own in structure

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    Quote Originally Posted by sev View Post
    if u really think about it dead relatives have a visceral understanding of the truman show kind of drama that's life, hence they are less likely to judge us. same as aliens who see the progress of their human spawns they must be like aaawwww
    "boy our spawn sure do like to do that to themselves"

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