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    do you do it? what about them sitting on your bed?


    i can't, i feel judged.

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    your dead relatives also watch you masturbate.
    Capitalism is the belief that the rich don't work hard when they don't earn enough, and that the poor don't work hard when they earn too much.

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    I can masturbate with my pets in the room -- but when they sidle up to cuddle with me afterwards I feel guilty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerx View Post
    your dead relatives also watch you masturbate.
    i sometimes thought my dad was watching me through my cat for a few years after he died.

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    it's somehow more awkward than having sex with pets in the room!!

    and amen about imagining dead people...

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    I can't because they have eyes LOL

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    I always thought sex with animals in the room was worse.

    An ex of mine had a doorless room at the top of a set of stairs and the cats would always come up. And just fucking stare. I hated it. I used to place a series of obstacles in front of the top step, but they always found a way around them, as cats are so good at doing. Dicks.

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    Our 4 cats are quite unsure what to do when action in the bedroom occurs with some attempting to sneak into the middle of the action and others just sitting there wide eyed with ears perked waiting impatiently for their bed spot.
    Last edited by Shay; 01-28-2015 at 01:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    I always thought sex with animals in the room was worse.
    Well where else are you going to have sex with them?
    Last edited by male; 12-27-2014 at 10:07 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bg View Post
    i sometimes thought my dad was watching me through my cat for a few years after he died.
    sounds like something the feds would come up with.
    Capitalism is the belief that the rich don't work hard when they don't earn enough, and that the poor don't work hard when they earn too much.

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    Jesus christ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega View Post
    Jesus christ
    he's watching too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bg View Post
    he's watching too.
    If you give it a bit of thought and knowing that the satellites can take highly precise photographs, you start to become paranoid

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    You think this is anything new for most animals? Not only do they not care, they probably don't even understand. Unless you coincide masturbation with giving them a treat. Then they will care in quite a disturbing way.

    Cats are different though. I try to keep them far away.

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    My dog is really weird. If she's not sleeping, she will just sit in the middle of the room and stare at me. She's attached to my hip. I can't even go to the bathroom without her following me. When something sexually spontaneous happens and we don't remember to run into the room and shut the door before she can get in, she will just sit there and stare the entire time. A few times I've looked up and I saw her watching really intensely. My dog is such a creeper.

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    Ive never had any pets, but Im afraid I could be turned on by anything watching.

    Ill probably never know, no worries. Ill never buy pets. And the folks I date incidentally (..?) dont leave their pet in our room during all the jazz.
    Oh wait, does smth. like a tarantula, a parrot, or a hamster count as a pet.

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    You guys are weird. How can you even finish without a pet in the room?
    Projection is ordinary. Person A projects at person B, hoping tovalidate something about person A by the response of person B. However, person B, not wanting to be an obejct of someone elses ego and guarding against existential terror constructs a personality which protects his ego and maintain a certain sense of a robust and real self that is different and separate from person A. Sadly, this robust and real self, cut off by defenses of character from the rest of the world, is quite vulnerable and fragile given that it is imaginary and propped up through external feed back. Person B is dimly aware of this and defends against it all the more, even desperately projecting his anxieties back onto person A, with the hope of shoring up his ego with salubrious validation. All of this happens without A or B acknowledging it, of course. Because to face up to it consciously is shocking, in that this is all anybody is doing or can do and it seems absurd when you realize how pathetic it is.

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    there must be at least a mosquitto, an ant, or a moth somewhere

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    I can't express how much the thought of it disturbs me.

    "When I ought to be thinking of heaven he will nail me to earth"

     




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    Quote Originally Posted by Sienna View Post
    there must be at least a mosquitto, an ant, or a moth somewhere
    Turn up the lights and let em enjoy the show. My man Tesla knows what I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Turn up the lights and let em enjoy the show. My man Tesla knows what I mean.



    "When I ought to be thinking of heaven he will nail me to earth"

     




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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    Turn up the lights and let em enjoy the show. My man Tesla knows what I mean.
    wow, I was waiting for your scientific advice, you know.

    Im not a fan of Tesla ... Im sorry if you identify with him and fantasize about turning on my lights .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sienna View Post
    wow, I was waiting for your scientific advice, you know.

    Im not a fan of Tesla ... Im sorry if you identify with him and fantasize about turning on my lights .
    I wasn't but I couldn't resist the reference.
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    they will know.

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    Gerbils were the original fleshlight, fyi.

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    if u really think about it dead relatives have a visceral understanding of the truman show kind of drama that's life, hence they are less likely to judge us. same as aliens who see the progress of their human spawns they must be like aaawwww 1000 more earth years...soon...

    maybe animals are just oomphed by repetitive motions and hormonal diffusions that may not be that far from their own in structure

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    Quote Originally Posted by sev View Post
    if u really think about it dead relatives have a visceral understanding of the truman show kind of drama that's life, hence they are less likely to judge us. same as aliens who see the progress of their human spawns they must be like aaawwww
    "boy our spawn sure do like to do that to themselves"

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