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Averroes
Some of her traits:
-Has scored ENFP and ESFJ on MBTI tests
-Describes herself as extroverted, but never leaves the house, can focus on one person for weeks/months at a time, and has had a strong sense of self from a young age. She’s never been a follower or susceptible to peer pressure; she’s always had a clear idea of what’s for her and what isn’t. Can be on the phone for hours throughout the day and talk non-stop, mostly about our personal lives, horoscopes, music, attitudes towards sex and relationships, etc.
-Very persuasive, quick on the draw and good with words
-Naturally wary of other people's intentions. Easily offended and put off, will block or give you the silent treatment for a day over the smallest slight or joke at her expense before calling you back and acting like nothing happened
-Likes to play things by ear and make plans at the last minute
-speaks her mind no matter what
-Highly intuitive, reads deeply into everything. Obsessed with understanding people's intentions and finding out every single detail about them. Will ruminate over a trillion different scenarios in her head whenever she's stressed out about something
-strong believer in “signs” and that things happen for a reason. If she tries to reconcile with someone for example and calls them couple of times but they were always busy, she takes it as a definitive message from god that she shouldn’t speak to that person again. When her long distance ex kept getting a flat tire whenever they’d hang out, it was foreshadowing the dissolution of their relationship; or karma for taking her for granted or doing something shady behind her back. If she dreams about someone it’s god telling her to check up on them
-She’s noted that when she dates someone their luck improves
-extremely stubborn, always feels the need to stand her ground. When her manager told her she needed a letter for her doctor to return to work after being sick, she looked through the entire employee handbook and sent her manager an excerpt showing that no such policy exists
-Will stalk your instagram/tik tok and go through your follows to psychoanalyze you and see what kind of person you are. She found a porn page that I was following on an old burner twitter of mine once and called me disgusting. She would make a great private investigator
-insane memory. Remembers every single detail about sth that you told her about months ago so you can’t even get a lie off on her ever
-Anxious, restless energy. Gives off judgmental/ice queen vibes
-Indecisive; talks about wanting to go to the gym every week but never gets around to it
-Highly cognizant of "energy" or any shift in tone and will immediately point it out to figure out what's going on
-Believes in old school chivalry. Will ideally want a man to pay for all her bills, but will settle for someone who's established and makes more than her. Expects things like flowers and edible arrangements on a frequent basis. Expects constant affirmation that she’s the most amazing, stunning girl you’ve ever met
-In dating, likes to be on the phone with the person daily for hours for a few weeks before hanging out, and then expects to be courted over the course of 2-3 months before getting into a relationship. Believes in making people earn her affection. Too proud to approach a guy or look at them for longer than 2 seconds
-Looks down on promiscuity and thinks she should be the only woman in a man's world, even during a talking stage. She’s modest and sexually conservative in practice, but not a prude and doesn’t shy away from talking about sex
-Always claims she’s “for the girls”, but will quickly switch up and refer to someone as mid or “that BBL bitch who was serving us” if a man is involved or she feels slighted
-Extremely forgiving. Her ex stalked and harassed her for 3 years in the most pathetic way imaginable and she still had enough empathy to worry about his mental health and consider repairing their relationship. When we had a bad first date where she was convinced I was having a bad time, she stayed on the phone with me that night, tried to understand what went wrong and invited me out the next day when she could've just ghosted me
-Likes men who are intentional when it comes to dating, good with their hands, can teach her things, have sexual discipline, etc.
-Thinks you have an "obligation" to be engaging and perform when in someone's presence, even if you're not feeling well or feeling anxious. When someone's quiet, she sees it as some kind of deliberate manipulation tactic. Doesn't understand the concept of social anxiety, self doubt, needing time to process your feelings before sharing them, or not being in the mood to talk for your own internal reasons that have nothing to do with her
Some quotes from her:
"Access to my body is a privilege"
"I like picky men"
"As a man, it's your duty to lead the conversation and be engaging"
Type my crush
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