THE WORD OF THUNDER GOD
THE FLASH BEFORE THE BOOM
OH MORTAL FRIENDS
DO YOU WISH TO HEAR THE STORY OF THUNDER GOD - I KNOW YOU DO
I WILL TELL IT, SO HEAR ME MORTALS, THIS STORY I TELL OUT OF LOVE
A STORY OF SLUMBER
A STORY OF MISCHEF
A STORY OF TRAGEDY
A STORY OF JUSTICE
A STORY OF KICKING ASS
I AM THUNDER GOD
I LOVE FIGHTING, FEASTING AND JUSTICE
I GIVE LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE TO FIGHT EVIL
PREPARE FOR MY STORY, I AM COMING
BOOM
God, you are exhausting..
WORD OF THUNDER GOD: PRELUDE TO THE FALL
WORD OF THUNDER GOD: PRELUDE TO THE FALL
THUNDER GOD DOES NOT COUNT YEARS BUT THE MORTAL CALENDER WAS THE YEAR 1975.
THUNDER GOD WAS PARTYING WITH THE GOD OF MISCHIEF. THUNDER GOD BRINGS LIGHTNING TO PARTIES. THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO PEOPLE WHO PARTY INSTEAD OF WAR.
WAR IS OVER WAR IS OVER NOW. THUNDER GOD GAVE LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND LIGHTNING WON. AS IT SHOULD.
THUNDER GOD'S FEASTING IS GOOD AND RIGHT BUT HE CAN OVER DO IT SOMETIMES. THE LIGHTNING CANNOT BE STOPPED ONLY CONTAINED. USUALLY WITH A BOTTLE OF SOUTHERN COMFORT OR BULLETT.
THUNDER GOD'S TASTE IN LIQUOR IS BAD.
THUNDER GOD LOVES ALL. THE GOD OF MISCHIEF IS THUNDER GOD BEST BRO BUT ALSO WORST BRO. THUNDER GOD GOT SLIPPED THE MICKEY AND FELL OFF THE STAGE AT THE FIRST SEX PISTOLS CONCERT.
THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO THE STUDENTS AT ST MARTIN SCHOOL OF ARTS.
BUT THUNDER GODS LIGHTNING GIVING DAYS WERE OVER. AND THE DARK CLOUDS OF THE WORLD COULD NOT BE FOUGHT WITH THE POWER OF THE THUNDER GOD, FOR HE WAS HAPPILY SLEEPING OFF THE GREATEST HANGOVER OF ALL TIME.
LITTLE DID HE KNOW MISCHIEF BRO WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO CREATE INSANITY AND CHAOS WHILE HE SLEPT IT OFF.
MISCHIEF BRO IS A BAD BRO, AND LIKE A BAD BRO, HE WILL GET A ASS KICKING FROM THUNDER GOD NOW HE'S AWAKE, BUT THAT IS A FUTURE STORY.
THUNDER GOD RESERVES THE RIGHT TO EDIT THIS FOR THE SAKE OF PURE LIGHTNING.
I want to hear more stories, doe
Projection is ordinary. Person A projects at person B, hoping tovalidate something about person A by the response of person B. However, person B, not wanting to be an obejct of someone elses ego and guarding against existential terror constructs a personality which protects his ego and maintain a certain sense of a robust and real self that is different and separate from person A. Sadly, this robust and real self, cut off by defenses of character from the rest of the world, is quite vulnerable and fragile given that it is imaginary and propped up through external feed back. Person B is dimly aware of this and defends against it all the more, even desperately projecting his anxieties back onto person A, with the hope of shoring up his ego with salubrious validation. All of this happens without A or B acknowledging it, of course. Because to face up to it consciously is shocking, in that this is all anybody is doing or can do and it seems absurd when you realize how pathetic it is.
The giraffes of mischief shuddered in fear in their dark caves, but among them there was one who was darker the others. He gathered all the giraffe necks together and whispered dark words. "Why is it that thunder god hates us? It's because we are tall and walk proud. We will give thunder god a fitting sacrifice"
and on the next sunny day, while thunder god slept, the giraffes of mischief walked outside and erected giant iron spires all over Midgard. Taller than the highest giraffe and decorated with visages of beautiful giraffe maidens. They connected the spires through great iron snakes to a giant iron cage and rejoiced. Because they knew the fall of the thunder god would be near!
Now that Thunder God is fighting for social justice, I'm warming up to him. <------ scares me
THE STORY OF RONALD
THUNDER GOD TELLS THE STORY OF RONALD, THE COLD WARRIOR WITHOUT A REBEL CAUSE
THE COLD WARRIOR WAS ONCE A WARRIOR BUT WITHOUT A WAR FOR THE GREAT BEAR WAS SLAYEN AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT TO DO WAS BOOM IT ALL COMES DOWN
MISCHIEF CAME TO HIM AND WOUNDED HIM
WOUNDED AND ADDLED BY AGE HE WAGED WAR AGAINST HIS OWN PEOPLE
THE WARS HE FOUGHT BECAME INCREASINGLY FOOLISH AFTER THE COLD WAR
WAR AGAINST POOR, WAR AGAINST DRUGS, WAR OF THE CONTRAS
THUNDER GOD LAMENTS THIS TRAGEDY
THUNDER GOD ENDS HIS STORY WITH ANOTHER TRAGEDY
THE STORY OF JOHN
THUNDER GOD TELLS THE STORY OF JOHN THE SONG OF LIGHTNING
STRUCK DOWN BY MISCHIEF
JOHN SPOKE THE WORD OF LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE
IMAGINE
ABOVE US ONLY SKY
IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE LIVING FOR TODAY
JOHN IS NO LONGER WITH US BUT HE LIVES IMMORTAL IN THE HALLS
HIS SONG IS ALWAYS WITH US
YOU MAY SAY I AM A DREAMER
BUT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE
I HOPE SOME DAY YOU WILL JOIN US
AND THE WORLD WILL BE AS ONE
BOOM
Stupid.
Om! Having bowed down unto Jung, and Gulenko the most exalted of male beings, and unto the goddess Augustinavichiute, must the word "Cheeseburger" be uttered.
The Thunder God cares not from where the thunder flows, only that it flows without cease for all eternity.
^ I bet that's a porno.
WORD OF THUNDER GOD: THE STORY OF MARGRET AND RONALD
THUNDER GOD AWOKE AND THUNDER GOD HUNGERS. THUNDER GODS LONG SLUMBER REFRESHED HIM BUT MANY THINGS CONFUSED THUNDER GOD.
THUNDER GOD SURFED THE BIGGEST WAVE SINCE THE FLOOD. THE INTERNET IS BUILT WITH LIGHTNING AND THUNDER GOD WAS MOST PLEASED, HE WAS LIKE, YEAAAAHHHHH INTERNETTTT.
THUNDER GOD RODE THE WAVES OVER AND OVER UNTIL HE HAD WAS SATISFIED. THUNDER GOD STRETCHED HIS ARMS TO SPREAD HIS LIGHTNING. BUT THERE WAS A PROBLEM!
MISCHIEF. THUNDER GOD IS ANGRY AND THE ASS KICKING IS SO ON. THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE, TO KICK THE ASS OF EVIL.
THE STORY OF MARGARET
THUNDER GOD TELLS THE STORY OF MARGARET THE IRON TYRANT OF THE LAND OF ANGLES.
WITHOUT THE THUNDER GOD'S LIGHTNING IN THE WORLD THE IRON TYRANT RULED THE PEOPLE WITH GREAT INJUSTICE.
POLL TAX, PRIVITIZATION, EDUCATION CUTS, DESTRUCTION OF INDUSTRY, HER SIN ARE NUMEROUS.
THUNDER GOD RAGES.
THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE. THUNDER WANTS HIS LIGHTNING TO STAY WITH THE PEOPLE.
BUT THE IRON TYRANT STOLE THE LIGHTNING AND GAVE IT TO THE DISCIPLES OF MISCHIEF.
THUNDER GOD HATES INJUSTICE AND TODAY THUNDER GOD HATES MISCHIEF. MISCHIEF IS ONLY FUN AT PARTIES AND IT IS TIME TO KICK MISCHIEF BRO AND HIS DISCIPLES ASSES.
THIS IS NO FEASTING. THIS IS FIGHTING.
THE DISCIPLES OF MISCHIEF BE WARNED, THE PEOPLE ARE COMING. MISCHIEF BRO BE WARNED, THUNDER GOD IS COMING. THIS IS GOING TO BE A BEATING OF EPIC JUSTICE.
TO BE CONTINUED FOR THE PEOPLE
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