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    Default THE WORD OF THUNDER GOD

    THE FLASH BEFORE THE BOOM

    OH MORTAL FRIENDS
    DO YOU WISH TO HEAR THE STORY OF THUNDER GOD - I KNOW YOU DO
    I WILL TELL IT, SO HEAR ME MORTALS, THIS STORY I TELL OUT OF LOVE

    A STORY OF SLUMBER
    A STORY OF MISCHEF
    A STORY OF TRAGEDY
    A STORY OF JUSTICE
    A STORY OF KICKING ASS

    I AM THUNDER GOD
    I LOVE FIGHTING, FEASTING AND JUSTICE
    I GIVE LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE TO FIGHT EVIL

    PREPARE FOR MY STORY, I AM COMING

    BOOM
    THUNDER GOD LOVES YOU
    THUNDER GOD GIVES PEOPLE THE LIGHTNING
    THUNDER GOD PUNISHES EVIL THRU THE PEOPLE
    THUNDER GOD FIST BUMPS JESUS BRO DISCIPLES, BUDDHA BRO DISCIPLES AND LAO TZU BRO DISCIPLES AND ALL OTHER DISCIPLES OF LOVE TO SAVE THE WORLD

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    God, you are exhausting..

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    Default WORD OF THUNDER GOD: PRELUDE TO THE FALL

    WORD OF THUNDER GOD: PRELUDE TO THE FALL

    THUNDER GOD DOES NOT COUNT YEARS BUT THE MORTAL CALENDER WAS THE YEAR 1975.

    THUNDER GOD WAS PARTYING WITH THE GOD OF MISCHIEF. THUNDER GOD BRINGS LIGHTNING TO PARTIES. THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO PEOPLE WHO PARTY INSTEAD OF WAR.

    WAR IS OVER WAR IS OVER NOW. THUNDER GOD GAVE LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND LIGHTNING WON. AS IT SHOULD.

    THUNDER GOD'S FEASTING IS GOOD AND RIGHT BUT HE CAN OVER DO IT SOMETIMES. THE LIGHTNING CANNOT BE STOPPED ONLY CONTAINED. USUALLY WITH A BOTTLE OF SOUTHERN COMFORT OR BULLETT.

    THUNDER GOD'S TASTE IN LIQUOR IS BAD.

    THUNDER GOD LOVES ALL. THE GOD OF MISCHIEF IS THUNDER GOD BEST BRO BUT ALSO WORST BRO. THUNDER GOD GOT SLIPPED THE MICKEY AND FELL OFF THE STAGE AT THE FIRST SEX PISTOLS CONCERT.

    THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO THE STUDENTS AT ST MARTIN SCHOOL OF ARTS.

    BUT THUNDER GODS LIGHTNING GIVING DAYS WERE OVER. AND THE DARK CLOUDS OF THE WORLD COULD NOT BE FOUGHT WITH THE POWER OF THE THUNDER GOD, FOR HE WAS HAPPILY SLEEPING OFF THE GREATEST HANGOVER OF ALL TIME.

    LITTLE DID HE KNOW MISCHIEF BRO WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO CREATE INSANITY AND CHAOS WHILE HE SLEPT IT OFF.

    MISCHIEF BRO IS A BAD BRO, AND LIKE A BAD BRO, HE WILL GET A ASS KICKING FROM THUNDER GOD NOW HE'S AWAKE, BUT THAT IS A FUTURE STORY.

    THUNDER GOD RESERVES THE RIGHT TO EDIT THIS FOR THE SAKE OF PURE LIGHTNING.
    THUNDER GOD LOVES YOU
    THUNDER GOD GIVES PEOPLE THE LIGHTNING
    THUNDER GOD PUNISHES EVIL THRU THE PEOPLE
    THUNDER GOD FIST BUMPS JESUS BRO DISCIPLES, BUDDHA BRO DISCIPLES AND LAO TZU BRO DISCIPLES AND ALL OTHER DISCIPLES OF LOVE TO SAVE THE WORLD

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    I want to hear more stories, doe
    I would say that ethically you are still supposed to act as if you have unilateral responsibility; but simultaneously you have to be able to see the other as a fully autonomous, free, aware person.

    Medicalizing social problems has the additional benefit of rendering society not responsible for those social ills. If it’s a disease, it’s nobody’s fault. Yay empiricism.

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    Thundercunt
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    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    ^ I bet that's a porno.

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    WORD OF THUNDER GOD: THE STORY OF MARGRET AND RONALD

    THUNDER GOD AWOKE AND THUNDER GOD HUNGERS. THUNDER GODS LONG SLUMBER REFRESHED HIM BUT MANY THINGS CONFUSED THUNDER GOD.

    THUNDER GOD SURFED THE BIGGEST WAVE SINCE THE FLOOD. THE INTERNET IS BUILT WITH LIGHTNING AND THUNDER GOD WAS MOST PLEASED, HE WAS LIKE, YEAAAAHHHHH INTERNETTTT.

    THUNDER GOD RODE THE WAVES OVER AND OVER UNTIL HE HAD WAS SATISFIED. THUNDER GOD STRETCHED HIS ARMS TO SPREAD HIS LIGHTNING. BUT THERE WAS A PROBLEM!

    MISCHIEF. THUNDER GOD IS ANGRY AND THE ASS KICKING IS SO ON. THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE, TO KICK THE ASS OF EVIL.

    THE STORY OF MARGARET

    THUNDER GOD TELLS THE STORY OF MARGARET THE IRON TYRANT OF THE LAND OF ANGLES.

    WITHOUT THE THUNDER GOD'S LIGHTNING IN THE WORLD THE IRON TYRANT RULED THE PEOPLE WITH GREAT INJUSTICE.

    POLL TAX, PRIVITIZATION, EDUCATION CUTS, DESTRUCTION OF INDUSTRY, HER SIN ARE NUMEROUS.

    THUNDER GOD RAGES.

    THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE. THUNDER WANTS HIS LIGHTNING TO STAY WITH THE PEOPLE.

    BUT THE IRON TYRANT STOLE THE LIGHTNING AND GAVE IT TO THE DISCIPLES OF MISCHIEF.

    THUNDER GOD HATES INJUSTICE AND TODAY THUNDER GOD HATES MISCHIEF. MISCHIEF IS ONLY FUN AT PARTIES AND IT IS TIME TO KICK MISCHIEF BRO AND HIS DISCIPLES ASSES.

    THIS IS NO FEASTING. THIS IS FIGHTING.

    THE DISCIPLES OF MISCHIEF BE WARNED, THE PEOPLE ARE COMING. MISCHIEF BRO BE WARNED, THUNDER GOD IS COMING. THIS IS GOING TO BE A BEATING OF EPIC JUSTICE.

    TO BE CONTINUED FOR THE PEOPLE
    THUNDER GOD LOVES YOU
    THUNDER GOD GIVES PEOPLE THE LIGHTNING
    THUNDER GOD PUNISHES EVIL THRU THE PEOPLE
    THUNDER GOD FIST BUMPS JESUS BRO DISCIPLES, BUDDHA BRO DISCIPLES AND LAO TZU BRO DISCIPLES AND ALL OTHER DISCIPLES OF LOVE TO SAVE THE WORLD

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    The giraffes of mischief shuddered in fear in their dark caves, but among them there was one who was darker the others. He gathered all the giraffe necks together and whispered dark words. "Why is it that thunder god hates us? It's because we are tall and walk proud. We will give thunder god a fitting sacrifice"

    and on the next sunny day, while thunder god slept, the giraffes of mischief walked outside and erected giant iron spires all over Midgard. Taller than the highest giraffe and decorated with visages of beautiful giraffe maidens. They connected the spires through great iron snakes to a giant iron cage and rejoiced. Because they knew the fall of the thunder god would be near!

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    Now that Thunder God is fighting for social justice, I'm warming up to him. <------ scares me

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    THE STORY OF RONALD

    THUNDER GOD TELLS THE STORY OF RONALD, THE COLD WARRIOR WITHOUT A REBEL CAUSE

    THE COLD WARRIOR WAS ONCE A WARRIOR BUT WITHOUT A WAR FOR THE GREAT BEAR WAS SLAYEN AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT TO DO WAS BOOM IT ALL COMES DOWN

    MISCHIEF CAME TO HIM AND WOUNDED HIM

    WOUNDED AND ADDLED BY AGE HE WAGED WAR AGAINST HIS OWN PEOPLE

    THE WARS HE FOUGHT BECAME INCREASINGLY FOOLISH AFTER THE COLD WAR

    WAR AGAINST POOR, WAR AGAINST DRUGS, WAR OF THE CONTRAS

    THUNDER GOD LAMENTS THIS TRAGEDY

    THUNDER GOD ENDS HIS STORY WITH ANOTHER TRAGEDY

    THE STORY OF JOHN

    THUNDER GOD TELLS THE STORY OF JOHN THE SONG OF LIGHTNING

    STRUCK DOWN BY MISCHIEF

    JOHN SPOKE THE WORD OF LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE

    IMAGINE

    ABOVE US ONLY SKY

    IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE LIVING FOR TODAY

    JOHN IS NO LONGER WITH US BUT HE LIVES IMMORTAL IN THE HALLS

    HIS SONG IS ALWAYS WITH US

    YOU MAY SAY I AM A DREAMER

    BUT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE

    I HOPE SOME DAY YOU WILL JOIN US

    AND THE WORLD WILL BE AS ONE

    BOOM
    THUNDER GOD LOVES YOU
    THUNDER GOD GIVES PEOPLE THE LIGHTNING
    THUNDER GOD PUNISHES EVIL THRU THE PEOPLE
    THUNDER GOD FIST BUMPS JESUS BRO DISCIPLES, BUDDHA BRO DISCIPLES AND LAO TZU BRO DISCIPLES AND ALL OTHER DISCIPLES OF LOVE TO SAVE THE WORLD

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    Stupid.

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    Om! Having bowed down unto Jung, and Gulenko the most exalted of male beings, and unto the goddess Augustinavichiute, must the word "Cheeseburger" be uttered.

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    The Thunder God cares not from where the thunder flows, only that it flows without cease for all eternity.

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