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    Default I fell off a treadmill

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    Too often.

    lol @ safety clip. bahahaha

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    You mean that the sex wasn't enough to keep you fit?
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    Fucking junkie.

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    Don't worry maizemedley, its the story of my life too (though I've never fallen off of a treadmill).
    I fall down if I walk with my eyes closed (or the room's dark).
    Often times when driving I'll come back to reality and not even know where it is that I've driven to etc.
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    lmao maize.
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    lol that’s probably something my clumsy ass would have done

    We used to have a treadmill... it was ruined by my moms ex boyfriends son and his friends though. They thought it would be a great idea to stack 4 skateboards on top of it and then go for a ride... it never really worked the same after that. The best thing was, they filmed it with my video camera and my mom saw the whole thing.
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    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    OK I have an experience to share. Back when I used to work out, I was using the freeweight shoulder press in the gym one time and when I was done wanted to take the weights off the bar. So I as I take one weight off, that bar goes flying in midair across the gym and lands like ten feet away. Turns out I had forgotton to fasten the little pins that keep the bar locked onto the rest of the machine.

    It was embarrassing, because the entire gym turned around and stared at me, and just ten minutes before, a woman was working out where the bar landed.

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    ... off the turnip truck.

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    what i was expecting to see

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    =)

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    if anyone else had posted that topic i would have replied similarly by the way. those words just provoke that response

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro-the-Lion
    if anyone else had posted that topic i would have replied similarly by the way. those words just provoke that response
    <3

    I must be plugged into some low level version of the mental internet, cuz.. ya...well...I was like..."is he insinuating that I'm a dodo bird...nah."

    lol, reassurance is nice, thx pdl.

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    Dude... This is crazy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCjSwr7zYtE

    Guys who do a really awesome dance on treadmills
    Quote Originally Posted by jxrtes View Post
    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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