I'm a very very very jealous person.
BFF talks to some other friend. me: WHY ISN'T SHE TALKING TO ME?
Friend who's a guy talks to some other girl. me: OMG! HE DOESN'T LIKE ME!
Kid plays with another adult. me: OMG. EVEN THE KIDS DON'T LIKE ME AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOWWW.
A little exaggerated but you get the point.