Are You An Intellectual, Hipster, or Nerd? ...

[Aylen]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/are-you...ipster-or-nerd

Your result for Are You An Intellectual, Hipster, or Nerd? ...
Explorer

3 Curiosity, -5 Adaptability, -4 Learnedness, -2 Pretentiousness and -7 HipsterQuotient!

You may not be "book smart" but you have a great capacity for learning, which is fantastic. You could be the next Indiana Jones or Dora the Explorer.
If you see me in the world, give me a two fingered salute and we can discuss your latest find. You're my favorite type of person. Rock on, Explorer. Rock the fuck on!

[lemontrees]

Aw yay.

I expected nerd-hipster haha.

Explorer
16 Curiosity, 11 Adaptability, 13 Learnedness, -3 Pretentiousness and -15 HipsterQuotient!

You may not be "book smart" but you have a great capacity for learning, which is fantastic. You could be the next Indiana Jones or Dora the Explorer.
If you see me in the world, give me a two fingered salute and we can discuss your latest find. You're my favorite type of person. Rock on, Explorer. Rock the fuck on!

[xerx]

Asshole.

You're not an intellectual. You're not even a hipster douchebag. You're just an asshole.
Why don't you do us all a favor and hang yourself, you pretentious fuck?



Thank god I'm not a hipster.

[Kim]

Average Joe
You are special in absolutely no way. Congratulations. You're completely average.

[Creepy-bg]

Social Ninja
-8 Curiosity, -7 Adaptability, -10 Learnedness, -21 Pretentiousness and -17 HipsterQuotient!
Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge. You're of a different type of elite.
This is very rare. Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score. Contact me and we will begin your training.

[Scapegrace]

I am totally delighted by my result:

Average Joe
Whatever.
You are special in absolutely no way. Congratulations. You're completely average.


Despite the fact that: You scored 22% on Learnedness, higher than 92% of your peers.

[Capitalist Pig]

I am totally delighted by my result:

Average Joe
Whatever.
You are special in absolutely no way. Congratulations. You're completely average.


Despite the fact that: You scored 22% on Learnedness, higher than 92% of your peers.

It's ok, Scape. The world needs garbage (ladies?) too.

[Radio]

Social Ninja

0 Curiosity, 2 Adaptability, 1 Learnedness, -7 Pretentiousness and -4 HipsterQuotient!

Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge. You're of a different type of elite.

This is very rare. Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score. Contact me and we will begin your training.

[woofwoofl]

Explorer 21 Curiosity, 16 Adaptability, 21 Learnedness, 1 Pretentiousness and 2 HipsterQuotient

You may not be "book smart" but you have a great capacity for learning, which is fantastic. You could be the next Indiana Jones or Dora the Explorer. If you see me in the world, give me a two fingered salute and we can discuss your latest find. You're my favorite type of person. Rock on, Explorer. Rock the fuck on!

[Kim]

It's ok, Scape. The world needs garbage (ladies?) too.

Scape and I can be crazy dog ladies. We will push shopping carts full of happy rescued puppies.

[woofwoofl]

Scape and I can be crazy dog ladies. We will push shopping cards full of happy rescued puppies.

*hops in the cart with the puppies*

[Persephone]

I join the circle of average Joes.
The sorrow of the day

[Ainfigur]

Social Ninja

0 Curiosity, 20 Adaptability, 2 Learnedness, -26 Pretentiousness and -15 HipsterQuotient!

Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge. You're of a different type of elite.
This is very rare. Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score. Contact me and we will begin your training.

Ha.

[Not A Communist Shill]

Average Joe

Whatever.

You are special in absolutely no way. Congratulations. You're completely average.

Whatever.

[Aylen]

I join the circle of average Joes.
The sorrow of the day

Then may this be the only thing to cause you sorrow today.

[Persephone]

To continue in the same vain:

Nerd, geek or dork?
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...30990046738815

Pure Nerd

70 % Nerd, 9% Geek, 26% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

SO TRUE!

[darya]

Average American

Don't feel bad - you scored about average. You're normal. Go eat some red meat and watch TV. You've earned it, champ.


WTF is this shit !?!?

[Aylen]

Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test ...

Pure Nerd

57 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 22% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!

[Not A Communist Shill]

Tri-Lamb Material

74 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 57% Dork

You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the coveted title of: Tri-Lamb Material.

The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you've realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't--it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!?

[Reficulris]

Pretty sure i'm an intellectual, a hipster AND a nerd.

Since when are those mutually exclusive?

(didn't do the test, will edit in later)

[LauriesCrusador]

Social Ninja

-1 Curiosity, 6 Adaptability, -1 Learnedness, -12 Pretentiousness and -6 HipsterQuotient!

Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge. You're of a different type of elite.

This is very rare. Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score. Contact me and we will begin your training.



Interesting pick-up line... *chuckles

[Iris]

Social Ninja

-7 Curiosity, 7 Adaptability, -2 Learnedness, -14 Pretentiousness and -2 HipsterQuotient!

Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge.* You're of a different type of elite.

This is very rare.* Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score.* Contact me and we will begin your training.

Duh.

[Satan]

Social Ninja
-8 Curiosity, -6 Adaptability, -10 Learnedness, -13 Pretentiousness and -8 HipsterQuotient!

[some chair]

Who reads books anymore? Am I allowed to substitute scientific papers in for books? Can I actually complete this test on my tablet without it popping up some dumbass app ad and trashing my results?

EDIT

Apparently, despite being 2 standard deviations higher on intellectualism and being a hipster, I'm an average joe.

[Olly From Wally World]

Average American

-6% Curiosity, -1% Adaptability, -8% Learnedness, -10% Pretentiousness and 10% HipsterQuotient!


You lack intellectual curiosity and possibly the capacity to learn and grow beyond your current bounds. On the upside, you could be President of the United States one day!

Don't feel bad - you scored about average. You're normal. Go eat some red meat and watch TV. You've earned it, champ.




Lol, I really need to read more. Last book I read was in April and I have plenty at home to read. I am intellectually curious and don't watch any TV and my social life is dead at the moment. Loser would have fit better than "Average American".

[Olly From Wally World]

Ah, this is a bit better.

Pure Nerd

52 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 26% Dork



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

[mu4]

Explorer
25 Curiosity, 9 Adaptability, 24 Learnedness, 11 Pretentiousness and 2 HipsterQuotient!

[nil]

Average American
-18% Curiosity, -13% Adaptability, -4% Learnedness, -7% Pretentiousness and 0% HipsterQuotient!



Simple-minded fools.

[miss BabyDoll]

Explorer

24 Curiosity, 12 Adaptability, 23 Learnedness, 4 Pretentiousness and -15 Hipster Quotient!

especially proud of -15 hipster quotient!