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    Default Are You An Intellectual, Hipster, or Nerd? ...

    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/are-you...ipster-or-nerd

    Your result for Are You An Intellectual, Hipster, or Nerd? ...
    Explorer

    3 Curiosity, -5 Adaptability, -4 Learnedness, -2 Pretentiousness and -7 HipsterQuotient!

    You may not be "book smart" but you have a great capacity for learning, which is fantastic. You could be the next Indiana Jones or Dora the Explorer.
    If you see me in the world, give me a two fingered salute and we can discuss your latest find. You're my favorite type of person. Rock on, Explorer. Rock the fuck on!

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    Aw yay.

    I expected nerd-hipster haha.

    Explorer
    16 Curiosity, 11 Adaptability, 13 Learnedness, -3 Pretentiousness and -15 HipsterQuotient!

    You may not be "book smart" but you have a great capacity for learning, which is fantastic. You could be the next Indiana Jones or Dora the Explorer.
    If you see me in the world, give me a two fingered salute and we can discuss your latest find. You're my favorite type of person. Rock on, Explorer. Rock the fuck on!

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    Asshole.

    You're not an intellectual. You're not even a hipster douchebag. You're just an asshole.
    Why don't you do us all a favor and hang yourself, you pretentious fuck?



    Thank god I'm not a hipster.
    Capitalism is the belief that the rich don't work hard when they don't earn enough, and that the poor don't work hard when they earn too much.

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    Average Joe
    You are special in absolutely no way. Congratulations. You're completely average.
    “Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us”
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    Social Ninja
    -8 Curiosity, -7 Adaptability, -10 Learnedness, -21 Pretentiousness and -17 HipsterQuotient!
    Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge. You're of a different type of elite.
    This is very rare. Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score. Contact me and we will begin your training.

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    I am totally delighted by my result:

    Average Joe
    Whatever.
    You are special in absolutely no way. Congratulations. You're completely average.


    Despite the fact that: You scored 22% on Learnedness, higher than 92% of your peers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    I am totally delighted by my result:

    Average Joe
    Whatever.
    You are special in absolutely no way. Congratulations. You're completely average.


    Despite the fact that: You scored 22% on Learnedness, higher than 92% of your peers.
    It's ok, Scape. The world needs garbage (ladies?) too.

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    Social Ninja

    0 Curiosity, 2 Adaptability, 1 Learnedness, -7 Pretentiousness and -4 HipsterQuotient!

    Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge. You're of a different type of elite.

    This is very rare. Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score. Contact me and we will begin your training.

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    Default highest hipster quotient so far :/

    Explorer 21 Curiosity, 16 Adaptability, 21 Learnedness, 1 Pretentiousness and 2 HipsterQuotient

    You may not be "book smart" but you have a great capacity for learning, which is fantastic. You could be the next Indiana Jones or Dora the Explorer. If you see me in the world, give me a two fingered salute and we can discuss your latest find. You're my favorite type of person. Rock on, Explorer. Rock the fuck on!
    (test)

    some Pandora stations I've made:
    https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3153497051677296014

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capitalist Pig View Post
    It's ok, Scape. The world needs garbage (ladies?) too.
    Scape and I can be crazy dog ladies. We will push shopping carts full of happy rescued puppies.
    “Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim View Post
    Scape and I can be crazy dog ladies. We will push shopping cards full of happy rescued puppies.
    *hops in the cart with the puppies*
    (test)

    some Pandora stations I've made:
    https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3153497051677296014

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    I join the circle of average Joes.
    The sorrow of the day

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    Social Ninja

    0 Curiosity, 20 Adaptability, 2 Learnedness, -26 Pretentiousness and -15 HipsterQuotient!

    Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge. You're of a different type of elite.
    This is very rare. Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score. Contact me and we will begin your training.

    Ha.

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    Average Joe

    Whatever.

    You are special in absolutely no way. Congratulations. You're completely average.
    Whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostInDreams View Post
    I join the circle of average Joes.
    The sorrow of the day
    Then may this be the only thing to cause you sorrow today.

    "When I ought to be thinking of heaven he will nail me to earth"

     




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    To continue in the same vain:

    Nerd, geek or dork?
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...30990046738815

    Pure Nerd


    70 % Nerd, 9% Geek, 26% Dork

    For The Record:

    A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
    A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
    A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
    You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

    The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

    SO TRUE!

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    Average American

    Don't feel bad - you scored about average. You're normal. Go eat some red meat and watch TV. You've earned it, champ.


    WTF is this shit !?!?

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    Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test ...
    Pure Nerd

    57 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 22% Dork

    For The Record:

    A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
    A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
    A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
    You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

    The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

    Congratulations!

    "When I ought to be thinking of heaven he will nail me to earth"

     




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    Tri-Lamb Material

    74 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 57% Dork

    You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the coveted title of: Tri-Lamb Material.

    The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you've realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't--it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!?
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    Pretty sure i'm an intellectual, a hipster AND a nerd.

    Since when are those mutually exclusive?

    (didn't do the test, will edit in later)

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    Social Ninja

    -1 Curiosity, 6 Adaptability, -1 Learnedness, -12 Pretentiousness and -6 HipsterQuotient!

    Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge. You're of a different type of elite.

    This is very rare. Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score. Contact me and we will begin your training.



    Interesting pick-up line... *chuckles
    "The spirit of resistance to government
    is so valuable on certain occasions,
    that I wish it to be always kept alive.
    It will often be exercised when wrong
    but better so than not to be exercised at all.
    I like a little rebellion now and then.
    It is like a storm in the atmosphere."
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    Social Ninja

    -7 Curiosity, 7 Adaptability, -2 Learnedness, -14 Pretentiousness and -2 HipsterQuotient!

    Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge.* You're of a different type of elite.

    This is very rare.* Seriously, I never expected anyone to get this score.* Contact me and we will begin your training.

    Duh.
    You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek.
    But first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril.
    You shall see things, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... cow... on the roof of a cotton house. And, oh, so many startlements.
    I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the ob-stacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward.
    Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation
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    Social Ninja
    -8 Curiosity, -6 Adaptability, -10 Learnedness, -13 Pretentiousness and -8 HipsterQuotient!

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    Who reads books anymore? Am I allowed to substitute scientific papers in for books? Can I actually complete this test on my tablet without it popping up some dumbass app ad and trashing my results?

    EDIT

    Apparently, despite being 2 standard deviations higher on intellectualism and being a hipster, I'm an average joe.
    Last edited by Holon; 07-04-2014 at 09:42 AM.

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    Average American

    -6% Curiosity, -1% Adaptability, -8% Learnedness, -10% Pretentiousness and 10% HipsterQuotient!


    You lack intellectual curiosity and possibly the capacity to learn and grow beyond your current bounds. On the upside, you could be President of the United States one day!

    Don't feel bad - you scored about average. You're normal. Go eat some red meat and watch TV. You've earned it, champ.




    Lol, I really need to read more. Last book I read was in April and I have plenty at home to read. I am intellectually curious and don't watch any TV and my social life is dead at the moment. Loser would have fit better than "Average American".

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    Ah, this is a bit better.

    Pure Nerd

    52 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 26% Dork



    A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
    A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
    A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
    You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

    The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

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    Explorer
    25 Curiosity, 9 Adaptability, 24 Learnedness, 11 Pretentiousness and 2 HipsterQuotient!

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    Average American
    -18% Curiosity, -13% Adaptability, -4% Learnedness, -7% Pretentiousness and 0% HipsterQuotient!



    Simple-minded fools.

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    Explorer

    24 Curiosity, 12 Adaptability, 23 Learnedness, 4 Pretentiousness and -15 Hipster Quotient!

    especially proud of -15 hipster quotient!

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