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    it was 4th grade for me, 9-10 years old.

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    yeah but admit that u started clenching your groin in a funny way at a much earlier age
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    In earnest at about 13-14 with a plug in jacuzzi jet. I had tried to do it before then with my fingers but couldn't figure out how it worked lol.

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    Fifth grade for me. My penis started getting hard for no reason and I was always adjusting myself. One black girl yelled out in class one day, "Ms. So and so, Eldanen is digging up his doot!" Never in my life have I ever had anything like that happen quite that way. I swear I wanted to slap the black off that girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldanen View Post
    "Ms. So and so, Eldanen is digging up his doot!"
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    I don't have a lot of memories of childhood but I seem to remember age 7 better than the rest so yeah...age 7 by accident...I figured it out quick after that.


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    I think it was around the time me and my wife developed a mutual dislike for each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subteigh View Post
    I think it was around the time me and my wife developed a mutual dislike for each other.
    I not only had to "like" this but...

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    I was around 5yo and didn't know what it was. My methods were unorthodox and I didn't have an erection nor did I experience orgasms.

    I started doing it normally somewhere in the age 10 to 13.
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    age 8 I think- by accident haha
    I got super into it by middle school, only, b/c my parents were very conservative and hadn't allowed me to have sex ed, i had a very limited idea of what it was. i think i also thought that people had sex sideways.

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    I was really young, like 6 or seven, but I was pretty sexually active for a child. I was really surprise when I hit puberty and ejaculated for the first time. I was like, what the hell is all this shit? lol

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    Six. What can I say? I was a pervert.

    Quote Originally Posted by lemontrees View Post
    age 8 I think- by accident haha
    I got super into it by middle school, only, b/c my parents were very conservative and hadn't allowed me to have sex ed, i had a very limited idea of what it was. i think i also thought that people had sex sideways.
    People do have sex sideways.
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    Age 11 or 12 when I was reading a star wars book alone, randomly my penis got hard and I thought.. you know, what is this stroking thing people keep alluding to? I went into the bathroom and jerked off, then did it probably 20 times over the next few days.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eldanen View Post
    Fifth grade for me. My penis started getting hard for no reason and I was always adjusting myself. One black girl yelled out in class one day, "Ms. So and so, Eldanen is digging up his doot!" Never in my life have I ever had anything like that happen quite that way. I swear I wanted to slap the black off that girl.
    Do you have a thing for black girls now?

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    30-something.
    Not only did I have the religious "that area is reserved for the man in your life" and "god/jesus/holyghost are always watching and judging you!" crap drilled into my head, but also ptsd flashbacks shit. I think I was in my 20s before I even knew women/girls touched themselves like that...and that they actually enjoyed it!?!

    Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and apply a 2x4 to some adult heads.
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    My mom thought I was just kicking.
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    Just a few minutes ago, how did you know???????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    Six. What can I say? I was a pervert.



    People do have sex sideways.
    From what ive read ppl have sex with woman onbottom crying and man on top sweating profusely?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rat1 View Post
    Age 11 or 12 when I was reading a star wars book alone, randomly my penis got hard and I thought.. you know, what is this stroking thing people keep alluding to? I went into the bathroom and jerked off, then did it probably 20 times over the next few days.

    Do you have a thing for black girls now?
    This reminds me of a conversation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rat1 View Post
    Age 11 or 12 when I was reading a star wars book alone, randomly my penis got hard and I thought.. you know, what is this stroking thing people keep alluding to? I went into the bathroom and jerked off, then did it probably 20 times over the next few days.

    Do you have a thing for black girls now?
    No. I never have. I was just relating a humorous episode from my past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anndelise View Post
    30-something.
    Not only did I have the religious "that area is reserved for the man in your life" and "god/jesus/holyghost are always watching and judging you!" crap drilled into my head, but also ptsd flashbacks shit. I think I was in my 20s before I even knew women/girls touched themselves like that...and that they actually enjoyed it!?!

    Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and apply a 2x4 to some adult heads.
    I'm sorry. I know all about that bad parenting stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legerdemain View Post
    From what ive read ppl have sex with woman onbottom crying and man on top sweating profusely?
    bb thats just us...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWholeEnglish View Post
    bb thats just us...

    Oh, mb we do it sideways in tent???

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    I was 10-11 years old about on the top of my bunk bed. I remember the first time I came it was REALLY white. Because the first load you shoot is kinda like pure and holy or something. And then it's gone forever and it will never be that white again? =(

    Funny thing is it wasn't really about a fantasy of any particular person or gender. It was just the raw pleasure of it or something. I just quite bluntly liked the way my hard cock felt when i stroked it against my shorts.

    My first porn mag was a magical experience but it also confused the hell out of me. I think I told you this before but I thought cum was 'gum' or something and the pictures we're so intriguing.

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    When I was six my (year older) cousin got me to "dance" with her in the bath.

    I was 8 when I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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    i didn't want to post in this thread at first cause i started so late. but ok. 19.

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    5-7 range I was getting erections and humping my bed in the mornings -- 11 or 12 when I finally delivered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vois View Post
    i didn't want to post in this thread at first cause i started so late. but ok. 19.
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    I had some variation of it figured out by the time I was in pre-school, so either age 3 or 4.

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