What to say about myself...
Chicks love me because I almost never wear underwear, and when I do it's always something special. I am 31 years young and when I'm not piloting my flame-painted mobility scooter through the local Goodwill searching for pants and shirts to cover my planetoid-sized corpus, I am stealing your lunch at work.
My life's passions are ham sandwiches, steam trains, and singles bars.
Also, a sketchy test I found on the internet says I'm ILI/LII. It's possible. Should I be able to collect further disability money for this?
Thank you in advance for your help.