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    Lightbulb Adopt an Alpha

    Are you an Alpha requiring adoption? Life getting you down? Unable to realise your dreams? Fall out with your boss and lose your job and house?

    Have you ever considered simply being adopted by a more enterprising quadra in an attempt to get unlimited xbox and pocket money?

    Now is your chance, leave your vital statistics below and the eligible adopters may approach you.

    Today could be your lucky day.

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    Tell me when people take notice... Alpha's lead the way... we are the Airborne Rangers of Socionics!
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Now is your chance, leave your vital statistics below and the eligible adopters may approach you.
    7.8 inches, flaccid.
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    I wannt tp ype a ad but my fingrrs is stickd. In deh shkoelacesss. Pplease ssndd cak ess. Anz Velcro ytrainers

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirreltual View Post
    I wannt tp ype a ad but my fingrrs is stickd. In deh shkoelacesss. Pplease ssndd cak ess. Anz Velcro ytrainers
    Adopted due to shared tea & biscuits addiction.

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    If you're a Te-type, adopting me might feel a lot like adopting a kitten with a frontal lobotomy.
    That being said, I can keep you well fed at all times! (As long as you give me the money to buy food...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Adopted due to shared tea & biscuits addiction.
    Traitor to IRN-BRU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Adopted due to shared tea & biscuits addiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae16t View Post
    I'd be willing to adopt multitudes of "Alphas".
    Adopt me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae16t View Post
    Deal
    Yay
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    7.8 inches, if you yank at it for awhile. wait, am I an alpha?

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    24/f/USA 105lbs, 5'6". Hair: Blue. Eyes: Brown. Bank Account: Empty. Looking for someone with money please. Will not work for food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxOnStilts View Post
    24/f/USA 105lbs, 5'6". Hair: Blue. Eyes: Brown. Bank Account: Empty. Looking for someone with money please. Will not work for food.
    Adopted. I'm getting pokemon animal edition: squirrel and fox now collected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxOnStilts View Post
    24/f/USA 105lbs, 5'6". Hair: Blue. Eyes: Brown. Bank Account: Empty. Looking for someone with money please. Will not work for food.
    blue hair? 105lbs?

    My bid is 10 pfennig

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    scribbles in the dark

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    I wuv alphas! <3
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxOnStilts View Post
    24/f/USA 105lbs, 5'6". Hair: Blue. Eyes: Brown. Bank Account: Empty. Looking for someone with money please. Will not work for food.
    May I use you as a doll if I adopt you?
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    ALL OF YOU


    TWU DOLLA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikemex View Post
    May I use you as a doll if I adopt you?
    What sort of doll? Anything sex related, no. That counts as work which I do not do in exchange for adoption.

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    this concept of "wuv" frightens me

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Arendee View Post
    this concept of "wuv" frightens me

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    dear god

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