Type my common law husband :')

[Scapegrace]

First a little about us.

Me:
Head in the clouds
Sensitive, emotional, defenseless
Super sociable
"the embodiment of conventional ideas of femininity"
Positive energy
Very, very, very romantic
Chronically indecisive need people to make my mind up for me

Him:
Super practical, down to earth
Orders people around
Brutish very cave man-y
Mean sense of humor

It's kind of a weird position to be in. To live with someone who is such an animal and to be such a delicate romantic flower. Sometimes I feel like I'm a clover and he's a goat and he's just going to eat me up. It's just so dramatic though it really plays well into how I like to imagine my life. Very damsel in distress you know.

Famous sayings:
"Get me a poptart."
"Bend over."
"Are you writing sonnets again?"

[Jinxi]

He looks like a degenerate gay child molestor.

[Scapegrace]

That's really mean. I'm going to tell him you said that and he's going to beat you up.

You make my life hell, Jinxi.

[Jinxi]

Good. He looks like a ******. He should leave noble society and kill himself.

[Jinxi]

Whoever you are, you're a fucking idiot for belieivng that socionics is truth. Who the fuck are you? Some Lithuanian bitch thinks she found the truth based on some gay German guys dreams and now all of a sudden, you're MEANT to be with that turd? Such shit. Die from shame. Forget about sociohomosexuality and just trust your gut, insecure moron.

[Scapegrace]

STFU. True love hater. Duality is real and it's magical.

[Jinxi]

Duality is bullshit that some stupid fucking whooore Lithuanian bitch decided was truth in relationships. Live your own life, you stupid turd.

[Scapegrace]

Let's get this back on track.

Typical exchange:
Me: "I'm hungry"
Him: "Eat something."

[Absurd]

Let's get this back on track.

Typical exchange:
Me: "I'm hungry"
Him: "Eat something."

Definitely not Delta caregiver.

[Narc]

He is obviously your LSE dual.

[Absurd]

Ehh, people these days can't even make food. Oh the agony!

Although, cool fist pic - your (?) dog looks like a sculpture.

[Scapegrace]

Definitely not Delta caregiver.

Not accurate. He keeps food around for me he's just too much of a man to prepare it.

[Absurd]

Not accurate. He keeps food around for me he's just too much of a man to prepare it.

Ahh, well, that's common practice when trying to catch game using bait, so I can say he placed the trap in a good location, using proper bait, bait that you know.

[InvisibleJim]

I require two things:

First, an accurate measurement of the length and width of his face to confirm if he is LSE or SEE. I require the use of the appropriate type of socionics approved calipers to ensure the highest degree of typing accuracy.

Second, a side profile view of his hide and shoulders will be very important.

Third, a signed disclaimer allowing me to masturbate to the photos and all of the photos you ever post, anywhere.

With these key statistics and a very reasonable donation of $20,000 I can ensure you are his dual.

[davez]

STFU. True love hater. Duality is real and it's magical.

Holy shit, this really made someone mad

[InvisibleJim]

Today I was drinking my morning tea when through the leaves I saw upcoming obstacles challenging your relationship Scapegrace. Simply put, I fear that your common law husband may not be your dual.

This is in no way related by your failure to reply to my above offer to properly type you and your common law husband within an appropriate time scale of 45 minutes and is infact entirely driven by my humanist tendancies which wishes only the best possible outcome.

I recommend that to resolve this issue we raise the entirely nominal fee to $35,000. This will pay for some additional wax candles and pentagrams. With these I shall cast a protection from evil spell upon your relationship thus ensuring duality is achieved post haste and these obstructions are removed.

I hope you understand that as a humanist I only want the best for you and your common law husband and that my offer is legitimate.

[Cuddly McFluffles]

Holy shit, this really made someone mad

Nah, that's just how things go around here.

[Beautiful sky]

SEE

is that a confirm yes and final

[SyrupDeGem]

LOL.... Jesus fucking wept!

[lagerdemon]

Let's get this back on track.

Typical exchange:
Me: "I'm hungry"
Him: "Eat something."

FASCINATING.

[Reficulris]

"Eat something"
"i'm not hungry"
"i don't fucking care!"

he sounds swell n all, the longer you love him the less other people will have to deal with his bossyness

[Reficulris]

I seriously want the phrenology calipers ahahaha. They can be a keepsake to hand down through the generations, to inspire the right kind of psychoses meant for my blood line.

Those things are awesome!!

[InvisibleJim]

I seriously want the phrenology calipers ahahaha. They can be a keepsake to hand down through the generations, to inspire the right kind of psychoses meant for my blood line.

I hope you train your descendants in the correct doctrinal use of the Gulenko approved calipers.

This is a key life skill for all humanitarians. It's almost as important as sandwich making.

[Reficulris]

You can find out what people are like by stabbing those things into people's eyes! There's basically three types, based on how much they bleed, how hard they punch/run and how loud the scream/whine. Further research should be done to determine subtypes. Volunteers can apply by mailing the following adress newscienceoldmethods@torturemuseum.com

[InvisibleJim]

Oh hell no. They have to prove themselves, and they have to come up with and test new hypothesiseseses for faces.

I'm sorry, but the approved guidebook is complete and irrefutable. It has all of the correct orgasm faces, sorry, celebrity faces (my fingers slip sometimes) they will ever need to properly type anyone.

I'm concerned that Scapegrace may not be aware that when I pulled tarot cards no less than 5 seconds ago I saw that her common law husband may be a Narcissistic Abusive Gaslighter.

Based on this evidence I believe that only a donation of $50,000 would be sufficient to save her mortal soul from the tyranny of this man beast.

This donation will go towards healing lepers, curing puppies, rehousing kittens and providing Scapegrace with somewhere to stay while we move this monster along. Any of the funds which happen to rest in any of my accounts are purely a karma-generated biproduct of my overwhelming humanitarianism.

[blackburry]

SG..
I hate what I'm about to say but












I you.




and jinxi, not only do things not seem to click for you, you seem extremely psychotic. good luck with that.

[InvisibleJim]

A NAG. Really, Jim? hahahaha

I'm sorry Jadae, but I get the impression that you aren't taking this very seriously. You need to respect the professionals experience and also Scapegrace needs.

I'll have you know that I dualised only yesterday with a woman I met on a plane. This dualisation occured at several points, first when she sat next to me and we started to dualise, second when she requested her seat was moved and I approached her and dualised, third when I forced my way into the toilet to dualise and fourth when I was yelling how much I wanted to dualise with her whilst being dragged away by the police.

It was a beautiful day for socionics.

Overall I have an awful lot of experience with duality, so you better respect Jadae. If I roll dice and it comes up NAG, this is the truth because Intuition okay?

[SyrupDeGem]

SG..
I hate what I'm about to say but












I you.




and jinxi, not only do things not seem to click for you, you seem extremely psychotic. good luck with that.

heheh, scape's actually very sweet, she just hides it well in public. I know because I am magic IEE mind reader.

[blackburry]

The skin on his head looks really soft because of the extreme close-up.

[mikemex]

and final

Maritsa, did you know that it's a strength and not a weakness to review your ideas? You get stuck with this mentality and give away the impression of being stubborn.

[Absurd]

You get stuck with this mentality and give away the impression of being stubborn.

That isn't really a problem, especially coming from you.

[Lotus]

why do all the men (boys?) on this forum feel the need to bash women's significant other's? She's in love with him and he's nothing like you, get over it. none of you are any better. just give her a fucking answer or fuck off

[Radio]

^ pretty sure scapegrace is parodying maritsa

sorry for ruining the joke @thread

[Slacker]

OK I was just going to ask if this was serious or a Martisa joke.

[Absurd]

Love is serious business, Slacker.

[Scapegrace]

This is devastating. I'm writing this socionics expert I know to confirm the tragic news. At least I still have my aunt's baby.

[Scapegrace]

The skin on his head looks really soft because of the extreme close-up.

It is very soft. The other day he cut his head shaving and he went out of the house with a bloody bandaid on it and I just thought that was so Se. Isn't that so Se? *swoon*

[Absurd]

The Beneficiary thinks of the Benefactor as an interesting and meaningful person, usually over-evaluating them in the beginning. The Beneficiary can be impressed and delighted by their partner's behaviour, manners, thoughts and their ability to easily deal with things that the Beneficiary conceives as complicated.

Slut.

The Beneficiary can see the weakness of the Benefactor, wishing to help their partner to strengthen themselves. Because the strongest point of the Beneficiary is the weak and unconscious point of the Benefactor, the Beneficiary is convinced that they are able to help.

[Scapegrace]

I didn't think we're like that, Absurd. It's more like pristine perfectness. It's so oatmeal.

[Absurd]

Mmmmmm.