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    Default How to make an INFp attracted to you?

    Hello guys, I wanna know this:

    I know this IEI girl. She has lots of boy( )friends, and I think she doesn't want to be in a commited relationship because it would mean that all those boys would stop giving her attention.

    Its a vicious circle.

    Also, being SLE I like to chase, not to catch...

    Is this the most complicated relationship ever?

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    Wait. You're SLE?
    You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek.
    But first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril.
    You shall see things, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... cow... on the roof of a cotton house. And, oh, so many startlements.
    I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the ob-stacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward.
    Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation
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    Just chase it, bro. Who cares how complicated it is? Green means go.
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    Ha, if it was that easy.
    She is like the dragon in the game, Chase the dragon, in south park.

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    ... step one: make sure you're SLE

    step two: verify with reliable and brutally honest subject experts

    step three: tone down your natural energy by a factor 1000

    step four: tell her to stop chasing you

    step five: play hot and cold for a few days

    step six: tone down your energy level by a factor 1000 again

    step seven: Tell her that if she likes you, that's too bad, you're a high maintenance man and she couldn't possibly take care of you financially

    step eight: tell her that you want a divorce, the kids are going with you and you'll take the house. She can keep the ugly window dressings

    step nine: tone down your energy level by a factor 1000

    step ten: show up with a beautifull women and only give her casual attention

    step eleven a: tell her that even though you two are absolutely imcompatible you keep being drawn towards her. It must be fate.

    step eleven b: tell her she must be your archnemesis

    step twelve: invite her for a cordial event at your house in which other people are involved

    step thirteen: have the others leave early, see if she stays

    step fourteen: fuck her brains out, than realise you're not sle, get anoyed and dump her.

    step fifteen: find a new dual for your new type and start over at step 1.

    Enjoy!

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    doesnt sound like an IEI.

    But, refer to the post above.
    I would say that ethically you are still supposed to act as if you have unilateral responsibility; but simultaneously you have to be able to see the other as a fully autonomous, free, aware person.

    Medicalizing social problems has the additional benefit of rendering society not responsible for those social ills. If it’s a disease, it’s nobody’s fault. Yay empiricism.

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    Or maybe she just gets along better with guys??

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    don't think just do it.

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    The simplest way would be to set up an IEI trap. All you need is a cage with some cookies, soulful emo music, and books with melodramatic poetry as as bait.
    Quote Originally Posted by jxrtes View Post
    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reficulris View Post
    ... step one: make sure you're SLE

    step two: verify with reliable and brutally honest subject experts

    step three: tone down your natural energy by a factor 1000

    step four: tell her to stop chasing you

    step five: play hot and cold for a few days

    step six: tone down your energy level by a factor 1000 again

    step seven: Tell her that if she likes you, that's too bad, you're a high maintenance man and she couldn't possibly take care of you financially

    step eight: tell her that you want a divorce, the kids are going with you and you'll take the house. She can keep the ugly window dressings

    step nine: tone down your energy level by a factor 1000

    step ten: show up with a beautifull women and only give her casual attention

    step eleven a: tell her that even though you two are absolutely imcompatible you keep being drawn towards her. It must be fate.

    step eleven b: tell her she must be your archnemesis

    step twelve: invite her for a cordial event at your house in which other people are involved

    step thirteen: have the others leave early, see if she stays

    step fourteen: fuck her brains out, than realise you're not sle, get anoyed and dump her.

    step fifteen: find a new dual for your new type and start over at step 1.

    Enjoy!
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    I've been thinking about handing out Socionics Awards for "Hi! I'm X type now!"

    PM me if any one is interested.

    As for IEI and a lot of boyfriends dilemma, move to Iran and become king. You're going to have a lot of 'girlfriends' and every IEI is going to want to become your wife. Where there is a will, there is a way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destroypuppy View Post
    Hello guys, I wanna know this:

    I know this IEI girl. She has lots of boy( )friends, and I think she doesn't want to be in a commited relationship because it would mean that all those boys would stop giving her attention.

    Its a vicious circle.

    Also, being SLE I like to chase, not to catch...

    Is this the most complicated relationship ever?
    every woman is a slut except your mother. go by that, you'll uncomplicated it.

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