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    Default Dear Alpha

    I need more of you around me. I can be too serious and heavy about too many little things and then you guys show up, make almost everything happy and light and worthy enjoying from a completely different and refreshing point of view. How you guys see things reminds me that not every little damn thing should be made into a big deal, which I generally don't realise. I need more of you to lighten myself up here and there. My ego needs to get used to the hard truth that just because I see a serious problem it doesn't mean there really should be one.


    What I'm trying to say is: I need a portable Alpha. So please make one and deliver to my front porch. If possible, make it look like a yellow little butterfly making the usual weird sounds of yours and trying to tickle every arse it sees. Thank you.



    Truly,
    A Gamma

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    Aww.... that was a very sweet letter. I love Alpha too because I get into my deep deep depressions and usually my sister or my ESE boss talk me out of it and my SLE friends tell me stories about people who have a much harder life than myself that usually brings me back to static reality that my situations and life isn't bad and that what I'm dealing with are only passing affairs.

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    I think he is an Alpha - reminds me of the SEIs I know. Enjoy the music!
    You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek.
    But first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril.
    You shall see things, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... cow... on the roof of a cotton house. And, oh, so many startlements.
    I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the ob-stacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward.
    Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation
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    We're all out of fun Alpha's. We have LIIs?
    Warm Regards,



    Clowns & Entropy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iris View Post
    I think he is an Alpha - reminds me of the SEIs I know. Enjoy the music!
    Thanks. Wow that's SEI music? Oh my... it does sound soooo Alpha-happy that I almost feel nothing lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by ClownsandEntropy View Post
    We're all out of fun Alpha's. We have LIIs?
    Actually, LIIs will do it just nicely. They're adorable. Until they're not.


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    You changed type again... William ...
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    Hi!

    I offer myself as a deliverable. And I most definitely come with built-in features of ass-tickling.

    I WILL ALSO TICKLE YOU BEHIND YOUR KNEES AND UNDER YOUR ARMPITS AND EVERYWHERE IMAGINABLE IF YOU'D LIKE.

    Not sure if I can look like a yellow little butterfly. Hopefully that won't be a dealbreaker. To compensate, I could wear yellow face-paint, and make random clucking sounds as alternative compensation.

    DEAL OR NO DEAL?

    LOL that's pretty aggressive for a butterfly don't you think?

    74-day money back guarantee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    @Saberstorm, I can't be guaranteed to see something you address to me, if I'm not quoted or mentioned.
    Only an LSE would correct my posting technique!
     
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