Some useful tips first that are going to help you in your quest:

1. Get thick rimmed glasses,

2. Act like you don't care about your clothes,

3. Don't shave,

4. Use 'depends' a lot when you're asked a question and you don't know shit,

5. Talk about economy and politics a lot when short in discussion material,

6. Quote Marx whenever you get the chance,

7. Use a lot of 'ism' in your speech, be it communism or capitalism,

8. You're done and can still argue even though you don't know shit.