My Video (Post Your Questions)

[Capitalist Pig]

In the spirit of what @Narc has done and @blackburry faithfully ripped off; I desire questions to be answered by me in video format. I've never made a video, I've toyed with the idea for a long time but I never knew what to do or say in one. Therefore, I'm opening this thread up for people to post their questions. I will cherry pick the best ones, compile them, and make a video response which will be posted promptly in this thread.

Ask away! Anything is pretty much open to discussion, but don't be surprised if your question doesn't get picked because I found it to be too personal, in poor taste, too stupid, or I simply don't have an answer.

[SyrupDeGem]

Aw. What kind of attention make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. How do you like to be loved cp. Confess.


Edit: Don't bail on the pirate hat idea.

[blackburry]

Tell us about the man/woman you met last ....night?

Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall?

Which has better looking legs, a seagull or a chicken?

Sigourney Weaver or Sally Field?

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Have you ever have a Deja-vu feeling? What from?

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

[applejacks]

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

People don't do that?

[HandiAce]

Where do you see yourself five years from now?

[Scapegrace]

Now that we've "cloned a hamburgers" ( http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/06/sc...test.html?_r=0 ) it is now theoretically possible to repeat the process on humans. Would you be willing to sample human flesh created in a lab?

What do you like about living with the Mexican kid?

Soft tacos or hard tacos?

[Capitalist Pig]

Good questions so far, guys! Keep it up! I am going to leave this open for a few days to allow everyone a chance to come up with some questions. Please try not to throw in too many loaded questions for the sake of brevity, I don't want to bore people to death with a super long video and my crazy ramblings.

[HandiAce]

What is one of your greatest accomplishments?

[ashlesha]

how old were you when you developed your current political leanings and how did the process come about?

[Kalinoche buenanoche]

what do you think makes you suitable for the job?

what do you have to offer to the company that others don't?

[Capitalist Pig]

moar pleez

[GuavaDrunk]

What's the most embarrassing thing you'd be willing to do on camera?

Tea or Coffee, why when and in which position?

There's a used tampon in the bin. Which window do you use to evacuate the house?

[Aquagraph]

Tell something eccentric/flamboyant/kinky about yourself since you seem a bit vanilla at times.

By the way, you have often proven my prejudice to be a poorly found one.

[HandiAce]

What have you been doing that's aviation related?

[Capitalist Pig]

Okay, thread locked. Good questions, guys.

No ETA on when I'll have the video up. I'm playing around with video capture software that I have zero experience with, and so I'll see how this goes. When the video is available, I'll unlock the thread and post it for your entertainment, comments, and critique.

Seeya soon!

[Capitalist Pig]

^{^ totally lied.}

Hello again! I've re-opened this thread with the sincere intention this time of actually making a video. Life was happening last summer, and complications made making a video too complicated.

But since I have my own cam now (and it works just fine with generic universal drivers, even though it doesn't in Tinychat for some reason), and having a bit more free time these days, I figure I can knock this out no problem. So I'm now hearing more questions!!!

I will still use some of the questions already posted, but we have lots of new members and even some of the old ones might think of new questions, or questions to ask that they didn't think of when I originally posted this in August.

I swears it. I'm forreal this time. You just watch!

P.S. To avoid redundancy and/or maybe help you think of something to ask, here is a link to my answers for the Member Questionnaire.

[Amber]

What would be willing to do to change your ILI sociotype, would you sell your soul?

Which type has proved to be the best in bed so far.

Why the heck do you really wanna make this video after all?

What's your favorite philosopher and why.

What's the cruelest thing you've ever done, when, to whom. Would you do it again?

What's your fav forum member? How about your least fav?

Can you predict the future of the human race 1000 years from now?

What do you think of Monica Lewinsky?

Which culture in the world do you like best and why?

Why are you still spending time of this site when you clearly know Socionics has so many flaws.

What book would you have liked to have written?

What's the difference between a rock and a stud.

[Reficulris]

if you had to choose one life experience of yours that everyone on earth would experience, what would that experience be?

Tell us the true secrets behind Convict Conditioning

Would you rather kill every man on this forum or fuck every women? (no exeptions, mind you) if you were forced to (without further concequences)

Am I more annoying than @Ath, why?

When will your book "the 16 habits of model socionics forum users's" be published?

What is that white stain aside you zipper?

What was the most humiliating event in your life that you're willing to share

When did you feel most empowered/enlightened, why did you lose that?

What type of sigarettes do you smoke, and why?

Favorite alcoholic beverage?

Favorite non-porn movie

Favorite porn movie, explain plot and character development

When you die, what will people write on your tombstone?

Do you have children? If so, what are their names and why? if not, what would their hypotetical names be?

[blackburry]

cpig, I had no idea you used so many exclamation points.

[Aylen]

I haven't read other people's questions yet

1. What does intuitive mean to you?

2. How is it manifested in your daily life?

[Capitalist Pig]

cpig, I had no idea you used so many exclamation points.

this is a statement. do you have a question?

QUESTIONS OR GTFO PEOPLE

[blackburry]

yes.


WHY?

[Capitalist Pig]

yes.


WHY?

ok, thank u

[Capitalist Pig]

okay, here it is. i am kind of nervous, but I literally just recorded it and didn't prepare any of my answers. Also, there's some foul language, so if that offends you, I'm sorry but get over it. Also, the video cuts off at the end for some reason. I dunno why, I recorded it with guvcview so I think it has something to do with that. Enjoy!



pinging everyone who asked questions that I answered: @Geminatronix @blackburry @HandiAce @Scapegrace @lungs @GuavaDrunk @Starfall @AshSun @Reficulris @Aylen

[Capitalist Pig]

k for some reason y/t marked it private when i only meant to mark it unlisted. should be fixed now, sorry.

[Scapegrace]

You wouldn't eat lab grown human flesh? Have you no sense of adventure?

[Noesis]

INTp

[Capitalist Pig]

You wouldn't eat lab grown human flesh? Have you no sense of adventure?

not when it comes to cannibalism!

[Scapegrace]

not when it comes to cannibalism!

Yeah, but this method would remove the moral question.

[SyrupDeGem]

okay, here it is. i am kind of nervous, but I literally just recorded it and didn't prepare any of my answers. Also, there's some foul language, so if that offends you, I'm sorry but get over it. Also, the video cuts off at the end for some reason. I dunno why, I recorded it with guvcview so I think it has something to do with that. Enjoy!

I watched the whole thing. It's interesting how you get a different vibe; a clearer path into someone's mind when they make a vid as opposed to seeing them on tiny chat. I just have one thing to say. If i were your mother/nanny I'd wash your mouth out with soap and water!

[Capitalist Pig]

I watched the whole thing. It's interesting how you get a different vibe; a clearer path into someone's mind when they make a vid as opposed to seeing them on tiny chat.

so how did this play into your perception of me?

I just have one thing to say. If i were your mother/nanny I'd wash your mouth out with soap and water!

lol! sorry, i know, i'm a potty mouth.

also: sorry, i totally renegged on the pirate hat thing

[SyrupDeGem]

so how did this play into your perception of me?

lol! sorry, i know, i'm a potty mouth.

also: sorry, i totally renegged on the pirate hat thing

Idk, you actually seem sturdier of mind than I previously thought. Pirate hat can be used another time, it's a party piece that never ages.

[Creepy-bg]

4 stars, would fap to it.

[Anglas]

[Capitalist Pig]

i love you @Anglas hahaha

[Amber]

okay, here it is. i am kind of nervous, but I literally just recorded it and didn't prepare any of my answers. Also, there's some foul language, so if that offends you, I'm sorry but get over it. Also, the video cuts off at the end for some reason. I dunno why, I recorded it with guvcview so I think it has something to do with that. Enjoy!




pinging everyone who asked questions that I answered: @Geminatronix @blackburry @HandiAce @Scapegrace @lungs @GuavaDrunk @Starfall @AshSun @Reficulris @Aylen

You're different from how you come off in writing, more self-assured and less nerdy somehow ...but I get this sense that your Te is the most visible. After watching this video I can hardly see Ni and I wouldn't rule out SLI-Te.

[Reficulris]

Loved the video, gave me the feeling that you gave a pretty direct and uncensored presentation of yourself.
Also, liked the meta-comments on the questions/answers I think you're on to something when you say those questions where framed in a way that presupose a singular event or something. There's bound to be a socionics explanation for that.

I found it interesting that you dodged both "socionics forum politics" questions that were in there. Also liked the genuine bewildering effect that some of my questions had ^^ "wtf is this for type of question".

You can call me Refri anytime, like the word, we don't have that in Dutch so i'm going to use the english word from now on

I think ILI fits well enough, but i'm a moron when it comes to typing.

[Capitalist Pig]

Thanks, everyone! Your comments and observations are much appreciated.

I'd be willing to do more videos if there's enough interest in me doing so, so if anyone has any follow-up questions or things they'd like to me expound upon further, go ahead and post them and indicate you'd like a video response. I think this format of doing a video Q&A session would be easier for more people to digest, if I answered questions individually in 5 minutes or less, rather than doing long 20- to 30 minute videos that people get bored of more easily.

I think this was good, though, and the fact that many of you indicated I've given you a completely new outlook on myself versus how I present myself online [in text-only communication] goes a long way in proving my point about the subjectivity of interpersonal interaction over the Internet.

[Radio]

lol oh you are really likeable on video.

i have no more comments to make.

*exits*

[Kalinoche buenanoche]

i Cpig! I am on 0:40-22:23 and paused it to write that you are really suave and you could present a news show or sth ;3