I never foresaw myself posting here. haha
I shaved my hair a few months ago. It stopped falling out. Okay. Fine. I'll grow it back. I want to grow it back. I think. Well, it's growing back and it's a fucking monstrosity. I don't generally care about my appearance. And I mean I don't care about it at all. I wake up. I throw some clothes on. I brush my teeth. Ta-da. Done.
Well, the hair makes me look like a fucking alcoholic or something. When I have long hair it's sort of... medium to loose curly. Think Botticelli. Evidently that's just enough to make me look like a homeless weirdo and not enough to make me look like Justin Timberlake in 1998.
Okay. I'm asking for beauty advice here. How do I tame these mother fuckers? I've tried plastering it down with water and they just pop right back up like awkward Mormon teenaged wood. I've attempted to sooth it into submission with conditioner and a fancy avocado concoction. I have pretty delicate hair that is just getting over whatever the hell made it all fall out. I'm not keen on straighteners or chemicals or anything that requires more than 10 minutes of my time.
This is the worst part. Brace yourself.
Yeah. I'm seriously considering shaving it off again.