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    Absurd Questionnaire #49 (LUL)

    What is beauty? What is love?

    1. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    2. Love is when you love.

    What are your most important values?

    I don't liek usurpers and fakey gurus.

    Do you have any sort of spiritual/religious beliefs, and why do you hold (or don't) those beliefs in the first place?

    None as of yet. I cross check all of them diligently.

    Opinion on war and militaries? What is power to you?

    1. Norwegian navy practically doesn't exist.

    2. Influence.

    What have you had long conversations about? What are your interests? Why?

    1. Can't really remember, lots of things I would say, as long it captivates me and other party.

    2. Learning new stuff.

    Interested in health/medicine as a conversation topic? Are you focused on your body?

    Cross check all of them and take only what really works.

    What do you think of daily chores?

    I don't really think about them.

    Books or films you liked? Recently read/watched or otherwise. Examples welcome.

    There's wasn't many worth my while, but Braindead, Sin City and Dark City have been fine. There's more I forgot, I'm sure, but those come my mind now.

    What has made you cry? What has made you smile? Why?

    1. Can't remember now. I don't really focus on such memories.

    2. People make me smile. Certain persons do.

    Where do you feel: at one with the environment/a sense of belonging?

    Wherever I am welcome.

    What have people seen as your weaknesses? What do you dislike about yourself?

    1. I don't know. In real life no one ever told me anything like that. All I hear is that they can't figure out what's on my mind.

    2. That I can't turn invisible, literally.

    What have people seen as your strengths? What do you like about yourself?

    1. Ehh, that depends on the subject. This questionnaire could have been written better.

    2. Myself.

    In what areas of your life would you like help?

    Hmm, a couple? I think. I'll report back when I start failing miserably.

    Ever feel stuck in a rut? If yes, describe the causes and your reaction to it.

    When I missed my train once and had to wait few hours.

    What qualities do you most like and dislike in other people? What types do you get along with?

    1. Females: liek everything about them. Some stand out more than others though - positive traits, character, etc. I know when I see it...

    2. Types that don't fly off the handle in my presence.

    How do you feel about romance/sex? What qualities do you want in a partner?

    1. Understanding.

    If you were to raise a child, what would be your main concerns, what measures would you take, and why?

    Equipping the said child with knowledge that might come in handy.

    A friend makes a claim that clashes with your current beliefs. What is your inward and outward reaction?

    I'm going to check it and kill them.

    Describe your relationship to society. How do you see people as a whole? What do you consider a prevalent social problem? Name one.

    1. I'm married to society, duh.

    2. As a whole.

    3. Waste of resources.

    How do you choose your friends and how do you behave around them?

    1. I don't choose my friends.

    2. Normally.

    How do you behave around strangers?

    I walk, talk and walk.


    Magik done...

    Hah...
    Last edited by Absurd; 06-20-2013 at 11:27 PM.

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    What is love?
    Baby don't hurt me,
    don't hurt me,
    no more.

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    I don't see anywhere the question called "what is the gayest song ever?", Jim.

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    Some low intellect miserable guy, but it takes all sorts mr isfj

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    I don't see anywhere the question called "what is the gayest song ever?", Jim.
    Isn't that YMCA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    Some low intellect miserable guy, but it takes all sorts mr isfj
    LUL. I don't really have the time to trample your sorry arse, Scottish IQ midget. Besides, Words, brains aren't everything and, in fact, in your case they're nothing.

    But I'm glad you took time off your petrol station to share "valuable" insight with me.

    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Isn't that YMCA?
    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    What?
    Is love?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    LUL. I don't really have the time to trample your sorry arse, Scottish IQ midget. Besides, Words, brains aren't everything and, in fact, in your case they're nothing.

    But I'm glad you took time off your petrol station to share "valuable" insight with me.



    What?
    You're on here for hours each day for years, i'll believe it when I see it prince there's the name

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Is love?
    Love is love. Next.

    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    You're on here for hours each day for years, i'll believe it when I see it prince there's the name
    And what does that say to you? That I'm not working at a petrol station? LUL.

    Show me the numbers first, Words. Run your hacking device or something...

    And before I wash your face in toilet, be aware you've asked for it, so absolutely none repercussions can fall on my head and I can't be held responsible for anything I write now and after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Is love?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXURM7HIkw

    Or is it lust?

    scribbles in the dark

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    "love is evil, spell it backwards, I'll show ya"
    ~Eminem
    I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night.

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    Haha you quoted me, keep taking the beers Mr answering dumbass questions letters

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    Quote Originally Posted by malna View Post
    "love is evil, spell it backwards, I'll show ya"
    ~Eminem
    Eminem your buddy, keep taking the INFj pillls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    Haha you quoted me, keep taking the beers Mr answering dumbass questions letters
    I'm not drinking any beer, so assume more - it's the only thing you're leading at when it comes to this forum and people you rub your homosexual face in. Oh and I'm going to quote you every time and anytime.

    Try to stop me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    I'm not drinking any beer, so assume more - it's the only thing you're leading at when it comes to this forum and people you rub your homosexual face in. Oh and I'm going to quote you every time and anytime.

    Try to stop me...
    William and his stupid fantasies, i'm so amazed at your apparent Te retort, you're an F and having you here is hillarious like Maritsa equally convinced.

    Keep posting the roses your thread opener was a delight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    William and his stupid fantasies, i'm so amazed at your apparent Te retort, you're an F and having you here is hillarious like Maritsa equally convinced.

    Keep posting the roses your thread opener was a delight
    1. Who is William?

    2. What is a Te retort - is this some kind of a, I don't know, Socionics lingo you invented now?

    3. You may have Maritsa, I'm not disputing that - from what I've seen you're pretty keen on defending her.

    4. What kind of roses? Clearer, please. Every one wants to know. It's a public thread and I am not mocking this questionnaire.

    5. You sound like a homo, Words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    1. Who is William?

    2. What is a Te retort - is this some kind of a, I don't know, Socionics lingo you invented now?

    3. You may have Maritsa, I'm not disputing that - from what I've seen you're pretty keen on defending her.

    4. What kind of roses? Clearer, please. Every one wants to know. It's a public thread and I am not mocking this questionnaire.
    Just admit you're gay and move on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    Just admit you're gay and move on
    LUL.

    Words you seem preoccupied with homosexuality, I mean you're almost an expert on it, surpassing BnD himself. I can be wrong but I bet that in real life people throw marble blocks at you, and you ask for more.

    Besides, I don't know how can one admit something they aren't, it really takes a lot of stupid to pull that off, a lot of stupid you may, in fact, posses Words.

    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    ...
    Who the hell is this looney idiot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    LUL.

    Words you seem preoccupied with homosexuality, I mean you're almost an expert on it, surpassing BnD himself. I can be wrong but I bet that in real life people throw marble blocks at you, and you ask for more.

    Besides, I don't know how can one admit something they aren't, it really takes a lot of stupid to pull that off, a lot of stupid you may, in fact, posses Words.



    Who the hell is this looney idiot?
    There you go http://www.the16types.info/vbulletin...-Is-Absurd-gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    Why all of those non sequiturs, Words?

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