You've read the walls of text, you've bought the novelty t-shirt, now hear the wall of speech!
http://www.sockshare.com/file/5B46A8E4B1A33E57
Make sure to use an adblock. Can be streamed. Sockshare is because I don't have a youtube and Vimeo thinks I'm a spammer.
EDIT
The funny story I never tell is about the crucifixion town. This guy runs up to you cheering about winning "the lottery". Whatever. So I shot him in the head when he ran toward his freedom. Something about that amuses me.
I guess I'm just a sociopathic serial killer waiting to blossom