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    Absurd's Summer sellout coming to your site.















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    l.o.l
    And I would hide my face in you and you would hide your face in me, and nobody would ever see us any more.


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    A blanket when it gets colder these Summer nights:


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    I love me some misplaced creativity. Good thread.

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    You haven't seen anything yet, Narc. Wait till I come up with my forum dynamics thread - that will blow your mind away.

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    I was hoping for one with a man masturbating over a dead cat with "lungs" engraved somewhere on the side.

    Would you consider selling that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    You haven't seen anything yet, Narc. Wait till I come up with my forum dynamics thread - that will blow your mind away.
    The suspense is killing me.

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    Can i has t-shirt with this one?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    I was hoping for one with a man masturbating over a dead cat with "lungs" engraved somewhere on the side.

    Would you consider selling that?
    Sure, I can sell your mother when you email her to me. Not a problem at all - I've sold placebo before.

    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    The suspense is killing me.
    Better try Hitchcock in that case.

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    Now, that's what I wanted to hear.

    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Can i has t-shirt with this one?
    Of course.

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    Why would I buy from you rather than make my own?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words View Post
    Why would I buy from you rather than make my own?
    It comes with Absurd blessings and holy water you can sprinkle on your face on a hot day to keep it moist. None other water in solar system can do that. It's priceless.

    As you can see most of my customers are Ni/Se, so I will never go out of business. Seriously, hay camouflaged as pot and sweets as MDMA had their buyers.

    As Ashton would say, Black Market in Somalia is booming.
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    Amazing, high quality, t-shirt required.


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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Amazing, high quality, t-shirt required.

    You're ingenious. I want one too. I'll pay you royalties. But only voluntarily.
    “I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in — and the West in general — into an unbearable hell and a choking life. - Osama bin Laden

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    Absurd's Summer sellout coming to your site.

    thanks for making it pink!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    You're ingenious. I want one too. I'll pay you royalties. But only voluntarily.
    Good news @Finale , you're going to be a millionaire.

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    +1 for being genuinely funny without being cruel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truck View Post
    +1 for being genuinely funny without being cruel.
    I figured nature was cruel on you, so I went against it and created this thread in an act of compassion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    Amazing, high quality, t-shirt required.

    I would really buy one of those.

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