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    Never use expanding foam without at least one pair of plastic gloves and protective glasses. Wearing some sort of a disposable gown is advisable, unless you are prepared to throw your clothes away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Park View Post
    Never use expanding foam without at least one pair of plastic gloves and protective glasses. Wearing some sort of a disposable gown is advisable, unless you are prepared to throw your clothes away.
    lol, or just don't be a slob. I've used it quite a few times w/out issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Park View Post
    Never use expanding foam without at least one pair of plastic gloves and protective glasses. Wearing some sort of a disposable gown is advisable, unless you are prepared to throw your clothes away.
    Yes, it expands faster than a human being can think/react.
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    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    lol

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    If you decapitate a chicken and shove your penis inside it's neck, it provides a warm and vibrating sex toy.

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    If you insert your penis up a chicken's anus and then decapitate it it will provide a warm and suddenly slippery sex toy with autonomous movement settings.
    Reason is a whore.

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