How to obtain a static: be dynamic, move!
How to obtain a dynamic: freeze, like a statue (to come accross as a static type)
How to obtain a valuer: be wealthy
How to obtain a valuer: be politically correct and full of hate
How to obtain a valuer: analyze things
How to obtain a valuer: be noisy
How to obtain a valuer: be bossy
How to obtain a valuer: oral sex
How to obtain a valuer: be weird
How to obtain a valuer: be aloof
How to obtain a positivist: be a negativist
How to obtain a negativist: be a positivist
How to obtain a merry: be merry
How to obtain a serious: be serious
How to obtain anything: be water, ma friend