Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 74

Thread: Typical IJ Dance Technique Exposition

  1. #1
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default Typical IJ Dance Technique Exposition



  2. #2
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default



  3. #3
    Haikus
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    8,313
    Mentioned
    15 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default


  4. #4
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default



  5. #5
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default



  6. #6
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default



  7. #7
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default



  8. #8
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    8,098
    Mentioned
    60 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default



  9. #9
    boom boom boom blackburry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    3,228
    Mentioned
    142 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Bahahah. pretty much .
    it's how I dance...

  10. #10
    c esi-se 6w7 spsx ashlesha's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    the center of the universe
    Posts
    15,833
    Mentioned
    912 Post(s)
    Tagged
    4 Thread(s)

    Default

    lol this thread fuck you guys

  11. #11
    . willekeurig's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    1,506
    Mentioned
    70 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    this is the very reason I never dance in public. awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by 1981slater View Post
    Axis of Evil: Iran, Iraq, North Korea and Agarina
    Quote Originally Posted by Maritsa Darmandzhyan
    Agarina does not like human beings; she just wants a pretty boy toy.
    Johari Nohari

  12. #12
    ■■■■■■ Radio's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Posts
    2,571
    Mentioned
    154 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    lol this thread. <3

    Skip to 1:00 for hilarity.



  13. #13
    bye now
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Posts
    1,888
    Mentioned
    36 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    lololol, I hope you do the other one's too.

  14. #14
    24601 ClownsandEntropy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    TIM
    LII, 5w6
    Posts
    670
    Mentioned
    24 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Do all IJ's suffer from really bad dancing? Oh god this thread is making me so self-conscious.
    Warm Regards,



    Clowns & Entropy

  15. #15
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    lololol, I hope you do the other one's too.
    I've never made observations on any other temperaments, although if anything comes up you'll be the first to know.

    Quote Originally Posted by ClownsandEntropy View Post
    Do all IJ's suffer from really bad dancing? Oh god this thread is making me so self-conscious.
    If they didn't I wouldn't have made a thread with a dozen some-odd videos demonstrating just that.

  16. #16
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    I think one new prerequisite for any good typing video is to ask the typee in question to do the Macarena.

  17. #17
    boom boom boom blackburry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    3,228
    Mentioned
    142 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Radio View Post
    lol this thread. <3

    Skip to 1:00 for hilarity.


    om jesus. Who told her having her hands on her hip and shaking her head every few minutes was a good idea?

  18. #18
    &papu silke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    5,077
    Mentioned
    456 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)

    Default

    this guy is IJ-ing it out hard




    some IP moves for comparison & tips for dancing like an IP

    - attempt to adopt the form of various objects in your vicinity, wrap yourself around them and envelop them with yourself (hint for Ni-IPs: those objects actually exist)
    - if there are no objects in your direct vicinity attempt to hug the floor and plaster yourself against any flat surfaces you run across
    - imagine that you have no more than 6-7 vertebra left in your spine and dance accordingly
    - wearing baggy clothing will bolster your formlessness


  19. #19
    &papu silke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    5,077
    Mentioned
    456 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)

    Default

    ESi-Fi 'beautifully tortured' onstep


  20. #20
    suedehead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    3,094
    Mentioned
    200 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)

    Default


  21. #21

    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Posts
    1,284
    Mentioned
    102 Post(s)
    Tagged
    4 Thread(s)

    Default

    Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?

  22. #22
    Haikus
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    Berlin
    TIM
    LSI 5w6 sx/so
    Posts
    5,402
    Mentioned
    144 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?

  23. #23
    suedehead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    3,094
    Mentioned
    200 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)

    Default


  24. #24
    boom boom boom blackburry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    3,228
    Mentioned
    142 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by silke View Post
    this guy is IJ-ing it out hard




    some IP moves for comparison & tips for dancing like an IP

    - attempt to adopt the form of various objects in your vicinity, wrap yourself around them and envelop them with yourself (hint for Ni-IPs: those objects actually exist)
    - if there are no objects in your direct vicinity attempt to hug the floor and plaster yourself against any flat surfaces you run across
    - imagine that you have no more than 6-7 vertebra left in your spine and dance accordingly
    - wearing baggy clothing will bolster your formlessness


    I almost cried from laughter at 4:10. when he scares the cows. I half expected him to show up moonwalking behind the cows.

  25. #25
    boom boom boom blackburry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    3,228
    Mentioned
    142 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by silke View Post
    ESi-Fi 'beautifully tortured' onstep



    lol... I would sincerely hope that if I was doing what happens after 3:00 someone would stop the camera and be like.. "whoa.... what are you doing...? stop"

  26. #26
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default


  27. #27
    Jesus is the cruel sausage consentingadult's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    3,779
    Mentioned
    109 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Jezus is the cruel sausage
    Last edited by consentingadult; 08-26-2015 at 08:21 AM.
    “I have never tried that before, so I think I should definitely be able to do that.” --- Pippi Longstocking

  28. #28
    Haikus
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    Berlin
    TIM
    LSI 5w6 sx/so
    Posts
    5,402
    Mentioned
    144 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)

    Default


  29. #29
    ■■■■■■ Radio's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Posts
    2,571
    Mentioned
    154 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?
    here's an example:



    (if the IJ problem is not enough movement, the EJ problem is too much movement.)

  30. #30
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Radio View Post
    (if the IJ problem is not enough movement, the EJ problem is too much movement.)
    It's not so much the amount of movement that typifies the IJ boogie as much as its self-contained nature. They have a sort of resting base where most of their movement comes through their forearms and the body's core stays relatively motionless and upright. Every time they extend themselves out, they revert back to some insular position when they're done being outward. It's also got a lot of stiffness and over-control in their muscle tension.
    Last edited by Galen; 06-07-2014 at 06:03 PM.

  31. #31
    Infinity Persephone's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Location
    The country of croissants
    Posts
    1,840
    Mentioned
    178 Post(s)
    Tagged
    5 Thread(s)

    Default

    What about IPs?

  32. #32

    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    TIM
    ESFj E6 W9 TRI 420
    Posts
    192
    Mentioned
    4 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    not really a dance more like a dance move love it nonetheless

    what would you say something an Ep would learn just to bust it out in weird situations because that what i did

  33. #33

    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    808
    Mentioned
    34 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by LostInDreams View Post
    What about IPs?
    Start a thread.

  34. #34

    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Posts
    1,284
    Mentioned
    102 Post(s)
    Tagged
    4 Thread(s)

    Default

    Pretty sure I've hunted down another bad rational dancer. I call this style 'anxious epileptic with OCD'.


  35. #35
    Haikus
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    Berlin
    TIM
    LSI 5w6 sx/so
    Posts
    5,402
    Mentioned
    144 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?



  36. #36
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Posts
    202
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Thanks for the endless giggles! lol
    What's the verdict on EP dancing? @Galen @Radio @rosewood

  37. #37
    suedehead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    3,094
    Mentioned
    200 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)

    Default


  38. #38
    Haikus
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    Berlin
    TIM
    LSI 5w6 sx/so
    Posts
    5,402
    Mentioned
    144 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Elina View Post
    Thanks for the endless giggles! lol
    What's the verdict on EP dancing? @Galen @Radio @rosewood
    This is close to EP dancing - frequent switching from one style or technique to another; lots of movement, but smooth, not abrupt or sticking to the same direction (EJ); obvious attention to the public (EPs are masters at keeping track of and maneuvering their audience)



  39. #39
    you can go to where your heart is Galen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    8,459
    Mentioned
    206 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Elina View Post
    Thanks for the endless giggles! lol
    What's the verdict on EP dancing?
    In theory I imagine a lot of wild flailing of extremities, radical shifts in center of gravity; overall unhinged, aimless, wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man vibe.

    J-Lo's dancing is not typical by any stretch. I'm trying to exclude anybody who's actually had formal dance training, since they've learned to overcome their genetically-assigned temperament dysfunction.

  40. #40
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Posts
    202
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    So in theory IPs are the best natural dancers, @Galen?

    (I love to dance btw - always have - so I'm biased and flattered by this thread hehe)


    Random SideNote: I've always been distracted by the disjointed, weird bassline in that JLo song

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •