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    Bahahah. pretty much .
    it's how I dance...

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    lol this thread fuck you guys

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    this is the very reason I never dance in public. awesome
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    lol this thread. <3

    Skip to 1:00 for hilarity.



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    lololol, I hope you do the other one's too.

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    Do all IJ's suffer from really bad dancing? Oh god this thread is making me so self-conscious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    lololol, I hope you do the other one's too.
    I've never made observations on any other temperaments, although if anything comes up you'll be the first to know.

    Quote Originally Posted by ClownsandEntropy View Post
    Do all IJ's suffer from really bad dancing? Oh god this thread is making me so self-conscious.
    If they didn't I wouldn't have made a thread with a dozen some-odd videos demonstrating just that.

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    lol this thread. <3

    Skip to 1:00 for hilarity.


    om jesus. Who told her having her hands on her hip and shaking her head every few minutes was a good idea?

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    this guy is IJ-ing it out hard




    some IP moves for comparison & tips for dancing like an IP

    - attempt to adopt the form of various objects in your vicinity, wrap yourself around them and envelop them with yourself (hint for Ni-IPs: those objects actually exist)
    - if there are no objects in your direct vicinity attempt to hug the floor and plaster yourself against any flat surfaces you run across
    - imagine that you have no more than 6-7 vertebra left in your spine and dance accordingly
    - wearing baggy clothing will bolster your formlessness


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    ESi-Fi 'beautifully tortured' onstep


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    Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by silke View Post
    this guy is IJ-ing it out hard




    some IP moves for comparison & tips for dancing like an IP

    - attempt to adopt the form of various objects in your vicinity, wrap yourself around them and envelop them with yourself (hint for Ni-IPs: those objects actually exist)
    - if there are no objects in your direct vicinity attempt to hug the floor and plaster yourself against any flat surfaces you run across
    - imagine that you have no more than 6-7 vertebra left in your spine and dance accordingly
    - wearing baggy clothing will bolster your formlessness


    I almost cried from laughter at 4:10. when he scares the cows. I half expected him to show up moonwalking behind the cows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silke View Post
    ESi-Fi 'beautifully tortured' onstep



    lol... I would sincerely hope that if I was doing what happens after 3:00 someone would stop the camera and be like.. "whoa.... what are you doing...? stop"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?
    here's an example:



    (if the IJ problem is not enough movement, the EJ problem is too much movement.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radio View Post
    (if the IJ problem is not enough movement, the EJ problem is too much movement.)
    It's not so much the amount of movement that typifies the IJ boogie as much as its self-contained nature. They have a sort of resting base where most of their movement comes through their forearms and the body's core stays relatively motionless and upright. Every time they extend themselves out, they revert back to some insular position when they're done being outward. It's also got a lot of stiffness and over-control in their muscle tension.
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    What about IPs?

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    not really a dance more like a dance move love it nonetheless

    what would you say something an Ep would learn just to bust it out in weird situations because that what i did

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostInDreams View Post
    What about IPs?
    Start a thread.

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    Pretty sure I've hunted down another bad rational dancer. I call this style 'anxious epileptic with OCD'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Narc View Post
    Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?



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    Thanks for the endless giggles! lol
    What's the verdict on EP dancing? @Galen @Radio @rosewood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elina View Post
    Thanks for the endless giggles! lol
    What's the verdict on EP dancing? @Galen @Radio @rosewood
    This is close to EP dancing - frequent switching from one style or technique to another; lots of movement, but smooth, not abrupt or sticking to the same direction (EJ); obvious attention to the public (EPs are masters at keeping track of and maneuvering their audience)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Elina View Post
    Thanks for the endless giggles! lol
    What's the verdict on EP dancing?
    In theory I imagine a lot of wild flailing of extremities, radical shifts in center of gravity; overall unhinged, aimless, wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man vibe.

    J-Lo's dancing is not typical by any stretch. I'm trying to exclude anybody who's actually had formal dance training, since they've learned to overcome their genetically-assigned temperament dysfunction.

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    So in theory IPs are the best natural dancers, @Galen?

    (I love to dance btw - always have - so I'm biased and flattered by this thread hehe)


    Random SideNote: I've always been distracted by the disjointed, weird bassline in that JLo song

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