The following take the perspective of the type, talking to the reader.
SLE: "YOU GON' GET RAPED"
IEI: "I'M GON' GET RAPED"
LSI: "Date of birth?" "Blood type?" "country of birth?" "ethnicity?" "Favorite book?" "Why?" "why?' "why?" "why?"
EIE: "omg I love that. ZOMG I love all those things too! wow that's incredible! Lets talk more about things we love!"
ESE: "OMG I LOVE GLOW IN THE DARK MUSHROOMS. LETS EAT SOME!"
SEI: "Come over here. I made you some spaghetti, I waxed your car, then I washed the insides of your shoes to smell like swiss alpine... what possible reason do you have to leave me?"
ILE: "SURPRISE! YOUR PANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED. Now lets talk about myself."
LIE: "Kiss me or I crush you"
ILI: *shows me her last report card and tells me she hates me*
ESI: "I'm not hitting on you. I'm not I swear. I'm not touching your penis, I'm checking your pulse."
SEE: "Here, drink this jager."
LSE: "You're such a nice guy who never drinks and never talks about women like they're tramps! You have so many good morals and an upstanding and put together reputation! Now lets go do your favorite activity and see an opera then drink wine while talking about my poodle and why you love it so much."
IEE: "hey I'm having a compliment party on friday. You should be there."
EII: "tehe... I need a bath."