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    What type of gay would you be, @Tackk?

    Twink

    Sandwich

    Bear

    Cub

    Otter

    Lipstick

    Pick your poison.

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    "And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." -Roald Dahl

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    Holy shit...

    Seriously, hkkmr ought to ban you for being gay.

    And stone me for creating such a thread.
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    the more you talk about gays, the more likely it is that you'll become one some day
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    You'll have to tell me what all these terms mean, absurd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galen View Post
    the more you talk about gays, the more likely it is that you'll become one some day
    Haha, that sense of humour is fading on you, I spoke too soon earlier, but one can't become something one is not, that's against one's nature, one can try though and try it is going to end on. Besides you make it sound as if a marine biologist researching and talking about whales, becomes a whale some day. Makes a lot of sense, not.

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    You'll have to tell me what all these terms mean, absurd
    Hell do I know, I just copied them, try to fish better next time, you're crap at it. Do a horoscope, wait, I'm going to call you - dialing crazedrat. I'm going to PM you that data, no worries.
    Last edited by Absurd; 12-08-2012 at 09:32 AM.

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    Absurd's period piece.

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    Thank you, Jadae, the moment some posters wage Internet wars with some other posters, on this forum, in IRC, in tiny chat, is the moment it is all going to, well, disappear in nothingness.

    Nothing is forever and forever is nothing.

    And about that alleged period - you want to buy a one sense of humour for the day?

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    Lipstick and pick your poison sound pretty good, i''l take those wrapped in tissue thanks.

    Now this is a story all about how, my type got changed, turned upside down. Just wait for a minute and watch chatbox right there, & I'll tell how Gem became the moderator with blue hair.

    In typology central friended and praised, on the picture thread was where she spent most her days. Chilling out, selfies, relaxing all cool, And all typing some people and getting them schooled.

    When a couple of girls who were up to no good, Started annoying her & her friends in the forumhood, She got in one little flame war & got pissed off & said 'I'm moving in with that exboyfriend in the forum with the socionics toffs.

    So Gem pulls up to the forum for a year without being a hater, And yells to typocentral 'Yo creeps! Smell Ya later', Became a mod in her kingdom she was finally there, To sit on her throne as the mod with blue hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelenOfTroy View Post
    pick your poison
    Ahh.

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    I don't understand this thread. Through the link Galen provided I'd be a pup.

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    If I were a gay~~~ *cue Beyonce song*

    Lipstick lesbian, duh.
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    If you were gay
    That would be okay
    I mean cause hey
    I like you anyway

    If you were queer
    I'd still be here
    Year after year
    Cause you're dear to me

    im happy just being with you
    So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?

    If you were gay
    I'd shout "hooray"
    And here I'd stay
    But I wouldn't get in your way
    You can count on me, to always be
    Beside you every day, to tell you it's okay
    You were just born that way
    and as they say
    'It's in your dna'

    You're gay!

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    Yeah, so somebody called me to this thread, said it was super important that I make it in time. Got a little sidetracked with Scapegrace's porn collection of pretty girls, sorry I couldn't make it on time.

    So first thing is first, I'm going with bear. And now my question, who do I gotta kill to get laid as a gay man?

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    I do not have a "porn collection of pretty girls." Even if I did I'm not entirely sure why you think I would care if you "exposed" it.

    Mind you I have no idea what you're getting at here since that paragraph can hardly be considered English.
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    It says I'm a muscle pup followed by average. I am least bull-like.
    Moonlight will fall
    Winter will end
    Harvest will come
    Your heart will mend

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    wth is a bull =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    I do not have a "porn collection of pretty girls." Even if I did I'm not entirely sure why you think I would care if you "exposed" it.

    Mind you I have no idea what you're getting at here since that paragraph can hardly be considered English.
    Duly noted, that's one mystery down. And sorry, I don't speak the version of English you like to call twat. I'm sophisticated like that, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mind View Post
    I don't understand this thread. Through the link Galen provided I'd be a pup.
    Oh, I missed that. I got Otter. Now, someone decide what it will mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    Oh, I missed that. I got Otter. Now, someone decide what it will mean.
    You tell me what it means with dogs, if it is not just another useless shit you came up with.

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    I dunno the definitions of the terms absurd used. Too lazy to look them up.

    But, according to Galen's link, I'd be a very short Momma Bear...wanting to mate with a taller Bear.

    Edited to add...had to rethink that. If i was lesbian, I'd not want a bear...i'd want someone more girly. If i were male...um..i'd be more aggressive, so wouldn't want a bear, i'd want someone I could...throw around, maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    You tell me what it means with dogs, if it is not just another useless shit you came up with.
    And a HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    And a HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too.
    Fuck you too, in the head and after in your teeth. Spit. Now, back off, and you know the drill "let me enjoy myself", seriously, keep your distance and I'm going to keep mine, compassion in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    Fuck you too, in the head and after in your teeth. Spit. Now, back off, and you know the drill "let me enjoy myself."
    Well Boo hoo hoo, Absurd can't enjoy himself in my presence. Oh whatever shall I do. Hey, Absurd, here's an idea, too bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    Well Boo hoo hoo, Absurd can't enjoy himself in my presence. Oh whatever shall I do. Hey, Absurd, here's an idea, too bad.
    I'm not bothered by your presence, you're not even here where I am at, so I can't be bothered, there's an assumption thread running, you might find it of use seeing you rest your claims on those already.

    Boo hoo, not.

    Idiocy runs in the family it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    I'm not bothered by your presence, you're not even here where I am at, so I can't be bothered, there's an assumption thread running, you might find it of use seeing you rest your claims on those already.

    Boo hoo, not.
    Who knows, repeat this mantra a couple more times and it might even become true. Such a little internet tough guy, you are; holy shit, I'm so scared. I bet you can punch me through my monitor.

    And here's what you can do with your complaints. Write them down on a piece of paper. Crumble it up into a wad. And shove it up your pretty ass. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    Who knows, repeat this mantra a couple more times and it might even become true. Such a little internet tough guy, you are; holy shit, I'm so scared. I bet you can punch me through my monitor.
    http://www.the16types.info/vbulletin...-an-assumption

    And here's what you can do with your complaints. Write them down on a piece of paper. Crumble it up into a wad. And shove it up your pretty ass. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
    http://www.the16types.info/vbulletin...-an-assumption

    Cry more and louder, someone is bound to hear you out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    Pics of your duals won't save you, only Jesus saves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    Pics of your duals won't save you, only Jesus saves.
    Well praise the lord then.
    Hey, so, by the way, what type of gay would you be @Absurd?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tackk View Post
    Well praise the lord then.
    Hey, so, by the way, what type of gay would you be @Absurd?
    None, I'm not one, I just made this thread parodying you previous useless waste of bandwidth thread. Nice to meet you, I'm Absurd. Oh, and seeing you actually replied, good for you.

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    how come the only thing gays talk about is being gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Arendee View Post
    how come the only thing gays talk about is being gay?
    You're going to have to answer that for yourself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    You're going to have to answer that for yourself...
    how did you pick up on that so easily?
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    Heh, Miyagi, taught me

    Wax on, wax of. Miyagi don't know what he mean. Miyagi just say.

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    I took the census and I got "Otter" What does that mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mind View Post
    I don't understand this thread. Through the link Galen provided I'd be a pup.

    Oh, just saw this... I'm apparently a gym bunny...ooo errr. I'm not sure i like the idea of attaching gym to a description of myself... and I'm not sure if i want to be called a bunny either :-(.

    How bout 'Pixie'... yah i think I'm that one.

    Now this is a story all about how, my type got changed, turned upside down. Just wait for a minute and watch chatbox right there, & I'll tell how Gem became the moderator with blue hair.

    In typology central friended and praised, on the picture thread was where she spent most her days. Chilling out, selfies, relaxing all cool, And all typing some people and getting them schooled.

    When a couple of girls who were up to no good, Started annoying her & her friends in the forumhood, She got in one little flame war & got pissed off & said 'I'm moving in with that exboyfriend in the forum with the socionics toffs.

    So Gem pulls up to the forum for a year without being a hater, And yells to typocentral 'Yo creeps! Smell Ya later', Became a mod in her kingdom she was finally there, To sit on her throne as the mod with blue hair.

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    Im just average. How droll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Villain View Post
    I took the census and I got "Otter" What does that mean?
    Quote Originally Posted by HelenOfTroy View Post
    Oh, just saw this... I'm apparently a gym bunny...ooo errr. I'm not sure i like the idea of attaching gym to a description of myself... and I'm not sure if i want to be called a bunny either :-(.

    How bout 'Pixie'... yah i think I'm that one.
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    Im just average. How droll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Villain View Post
    I took the census and I got "Otter" What does that mean?
    it means you can now streamline your gay hook-up experience by specifying that you're an otter and/or looking otters (i.e. gots body hair but not fat enough to be a "bear"), so that you can get laid faster without having to skim through all those unattractive body types like twinks and chubs. Such is the ~gay world~.

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