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    Default My SLE coworker stole my underwear!

    Last night. Ive got to be in in work today. Am I fucked?
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    gona have to freeball it (yes, but no balls)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazedratremix View Post
    gona have to freeball it (yes, but no balls)
    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind

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    LOL I don't know what to say to this.

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    *cracks up* I would love to know the story behind this. But yeah, freestyle it is, and you might want to wear pants.
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    stop by target?

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    Buy new underwear, or get your old underwear back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarinana View Post
    Last night. Ive got to be in in work today. Am I fucked?
    You can go without it. It is not really necessary to wear underwear. But if they find you out, you are going to get fucked, indeed.

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    That's creepy.
    You only had one pair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    You only had one pair?
    I wondered about this, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    That's creepy.
    You only had one pair?
    I assume she was simply in a place where only one pair was present. This song by the fabulous musical artist Marvin Gaye might illustrate my point better.

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    Last night he popped by my house while still officially "in work". Ran into my bedroo and took my pants off. Then went down on me and soon after that he disappeared leaving me speechless. I went to bed trying to figure out what just happened. This morning I couldn't find my underwear. Nobody in work seemed to be aware of anything. My life is insane.
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    The plot thickens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarinana View Post
    Last night he popped by my house while still officially "in work". Ran into my bedroo and took my pants off. Then went down on me and soon after that he disappeared leaving me speechless. I went to bed trying to figure out what just happened. This morning I couldn't find my underwear. Nobody in work seemed to be aware of anything. My life is insane.
    So... he took all of your underwear from you, and you didn't notice? What happened between the time he went down on you, until the time he left?

    What kind of job do you have, where your coworker can leave, drive to a girl's house, go down on a girl, steal her underwear, stash it somewhere, and then return to work, without anybody noticing?

    Next time don't let him in. Leaving the sex part aside, he stole from you. Don't let someone who steals from you into your home. Depending on the value of your stolen underwear, consider pressing charges.

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    You only have one underwear?

    (I object to"pair of underwear". )
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarinana View Post
    Last night. Ive got to be in in work today. Am I fucked?
    nothing wrong with going commando
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    lmao, he got you good!

    I hope he doesn't show anyone. I'd suspect his friends had something to do with the idea of stealing your panties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarinana View Post
    Last night he popped by my house while still officially "in work". Ran into my bedroo and took my pants off. Then went down on me and soon after that he disappeared leaving me speechless. I went to bed trying to figure out what just happened. This morning I couldn't find my underwear. Nobody in work seemed to be aware of anything. My life is insane.
    I read this and laughed like a hyeena. Don't say you interrogated your work mates about your panties..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    I read this and laughed like a hyeena. Don't say you interrogated your work mates about your panties..?
    LOL
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    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
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    Whilst our laughter echoed,
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    when I went to bed I couldn't fall asleep for a long time so I texted him asking if he is gonna tell this to anyone, he replied he is not going to, so I said that he would better not cause I am married. He didn't want to believe this but then I suggested asking our co workers(some of them don't get my jokes a lot of times and actually think I am married) he replied then "now you are the one being shocking"
    I might just pretend I am married now, cause I don't really want this to happen again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarinana View Post
    when I went to bed I couldn't fall asleep for a long time so I texted him asking if he is gonna tell this to anyone, he replied he is not going to, so I said that he would better not cause I am married. He didn't want to believe this but then I suggested asking our co workers(some of them don't get my jokes a lot of times and actually think I am married) he replied then "now you are the one being shocking"
    I might just pretend I am married now, cause I don't really want this to happen again.
    Oh shit, while you certainly will get him back, I think claiming your married is going to be a very very dangerous game for your relationship and your trust.
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