absurds monthly visitor

[ashlesha]

[Today 04:52 PM] lungs: what should i make a thread about its nearing the end of my workday and i'm restless
[Today 04:52 PM] Jadae2point0: uhm
[Today 04:53 PM] Jadae2point0: write a haiku about absurds monthly visitor


boxers full of blood
absurd can't find a tampon
what will he do now

[Creepy-pokeball]

Dessert :[

[Scapegrace]

Bravo!

[Scapegrace]

Absurd on the rag
lacks the swag that typically makes
our gray days rad

[Creepy-female]

Streams of dark mucous
Stain the water beneath the bowl
In lieu of booze chunks

[Scapegrace]

Blood drips down Aburd's thigh
physical manifestation
of his black feelings

[Creepy-female]

Absurd sobs alone
Forgot to buy pantiliners
Inconsolable

[Scapegrace]

This thread is grand.

[ashlesha]

pull the string and weep
absurd thinks with a curled lip
as he pounds the keys

[Scapegrace]

In the twilight rain,
Absurd begins his monthly menses
Damn it! Not again.

[Creepy-female]

Absurd has been bad
Forgot to change his pad
The scent of fishies

[Capitalist Pig]

itt cpig wears out the like button

[Scapegrace]

Absurd makes a choice:
Diva cup, tampon, or pad?
Blood stained pants? Manly.

[ashlesha]

shaving will help tame
gooey clots stuck to ballsack
remember next time

[Scapegrace]

Absurd defecates and then wipes
paper is tragically pink
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

[Creepy-pokeball]

I have just entered mental heaven.

[Creepy-female]

Absurd takes advil
Curled up in a fetal pose
with Desperate Housewives

[Scapegrace]

Absurd wakes early
Flower of fertility
revealed on his sheets

[woofwoofl]

beer goes in one hole
blood clots blast out all the rest
guess who lost ten pounds?

[Radio]

tick tock on the bus
he stuffs a pack of Kleenex
in his pants, Absurd ):

[Absurd]

Holy shit, I thought I created this thread when drunk. You scared the shit out of me, lungs.

[ashlesha]

one day in '92,
absurd's mother said proudly,
"you're all grown up now."

[GuavaDrunk]

Neighbours insist
Absurd keep a better calendar.
Their couch was ugly anyway.

[Absurd]

Does that mean I have to stay on the Internet?

[Trevor]

last cig
no more beer
hehe

[Scapegrace]

syllable counting fail.

[Absurd]

syllable counting fail.

Alphas can't count...

Nah, kidding.

[somavision]

Not one crimson dot
Stains the underthings of his choice
He bleeds but inside

[lagerdemon]

weeping sores appear
dripping pus bubble bursting
Absurd goes viral

[blackburry]

does this thread have something to do with herpes

Not sure how you missed every post (including the title) being entirely about Absurd menstruating.

[blackburry]

lol.
i c.

[Absurd]

Hahaha, omg, omg, omg.

Not one crimson dot
Stains the underthings of his choice
He bleeds but inside

Heh, that's what I thought when I had the displeasure with korpsey, although I had it a bit different:

An outright laugh cutting deep
But the facade did shriek
Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside

[glam]

this thread...holy shit

[Absurd]

this thread...holy shit

Exactly. Hkkmr must be hunting trolls in the forest.

[InvisibleJim]

Exactly. Hkkmr must be hunting trolls in the forest.

I hope so because there are no trolls on t16t. Troll free forum.

[Absurd]

I hope so because there are no trolls on t16t. Troll free forum.

Can't argue with that logiks...

[Scapegrace]

Jesus, this is a great thread.

[Scapegrace]

Absurd now gives thanks,
For Ancient Egyptians
Wise plug inventors

[Scapegrace]

Waste not thy monthly
Instead make touching artwork
Apple of my cunt.



menstrual-skull.jpg

[Scapegrace]

Sadly, yes.