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    Default absurds monthly visitor

    [Today 04:52 PM] lungs: what should i make a thread about its nearing the end of my workday and i'm restless
    [Today 04:52 PM] Jadae2point0: uhm
    [Today 04:53 PM] Jadae2point0: write a haiku about absurds monthly visitor


    boxers full of blood
    absurd can't find a tampon
    what will he do now

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    Dessert :[

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    Bravo!
    "[Scapegrace,] I don't know how anyone can stand such a sinister and mean individual as you." - Maritsa Darmandzhyan

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    Absurd on the rag
    lacks the swag that typically makes
    our gray days rad
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    Streams of dark mucous
    Stain the water beneath the bowl
    In lieu of booze chunks

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    Blood drips down Aburd's thigh
    physical manifestation
    of his black feelings
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    Absurd sobs alone
    Forgot to buy pantiliners
    Inconsolable

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    This thread is grand.
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    pull the string and weep
    absurd thinks with a curled lip
    as he pounds the keys

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    In the twilight rain,
    Absurd begins his monthly menses
    Damn it! Not again.
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    Absurd has been bad
    Forgot to change his pad
    The scent of fishies

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    itt cpig wears out the like button

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    Absurd makes a choice:
    Diva cup, tampon, or pad?
    Blood stained pants? Manly.
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    shaving will help tame
    gooey clots stuck to ballsack
    remember next time

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    Absurd defecates and then wipes
    paper is tragically pink
    shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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    I have just entered mental heaven.

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    Absurd takes advil
    Curled up in a fetal pose
    with Desperate Housewives

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    Absurd wakes early
    Flower of fertility
    revealed on his sheets
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    beer goes in one hole
    blood clots blast out all the rest
    guess who lost ten pounds?

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    tick tock on the bus
    he stuffs a pack of Kleenex
    in his pants, Absurd ):

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    Holy shit, I thought I created this thread when drunk. You scared the shit out of me, lungs.

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    Tears of despair
    abdomen pulsates in discomfort
    Absurd has ruined his good underwear
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    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    one day in '92,
    absurd's mother said proudly,
    "you're all grown up now."

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    Neighbours insist
    Absurd keep a better calendar.
    Their couch was ugly anyway.
    Reason is a whore.

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    Does that mean I have to stay on the Internet?

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    last cig
    no more beer
    hehe

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    syllable counting fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    syllable counting fail.
    Alphas can't count...

    Nah, kidding.

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    Not one crimson dot
    Stains the underthings of his choice
    He bleeds but inside
    IEE-Ne

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    weeping sores appear
    dripping pus bubble bursting
    Absurd goes viral

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    Quote Originally Posted by mfckr View Post
    does this thread have something to do with herpes
    Not sure how you missed every post (including the title) being entirely about Absurd menstruating.

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    lol.
    i c.

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    Hahaha, omg, omg, omg.

    Quote Originally Posted by somavision View Post
    Not one crimson dot
    Stains the underthings of his choice
    He bleeds but inside
    Heh, that's what I thought when I had the displeasure with korpsey, although I had it a bit different:

    An outright laugh cutting deep
    But the facade did shriek
    Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside
    Last edited by Absurd; 09-07-2013 at 05:24 PM.

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    this thread...holy shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by glam View Post
    this thread...holy shit
    Exactly. Hkkmr must be hunting trolls in the forest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    Exactly. Hkkmr must be hunting trolls in the forest.
    I hope so because there are no trolls on t16t. Troll free forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    I hope so because there are no trolls on t16t. Troll free forum.

    Can't argue with that logiks...

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    Jesus, this is a great thread.
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    Absurd now gives thanks,
    For Ancient Egyptians
    Wise plug inventors
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    Waste not thy monthly
    Instead make touching artwork
    Apple of my cunt.



    menstrual-skull.jpg

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