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    Default Team Jacob or team Edward?

    This is important.

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    i don't know what this is about

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capitalist Pig View Post
    i don't know what this is about
    I guess you don't know that Robsten broke up either. C est la mort.

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    nope

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    not sure; i don't necessarily prefer one over the other. and they both end up with their respective soulmates by the end, so good for them.

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    weighing the options, i'd rather be kissraped than have someone sneak into my bedroom to watch me sleep. so jacob.

    really though i can't vote lol. the actor who plays jacob reminds me of my brother so much in voice and demeanor that i just can't be attracted to him. and rob pattinson, meh.

    well edward means immortality and jacob means being with someone who could at any minute "imprint" on someone else and ditch you. so i guess edward is the practical choice.

    yeah i saw all the movies. and read all the books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glam View Post
    not sure; i don't necessarily prefer one over the other. and they both end up with their respective soulmates by the end, so good for them.

    Eww. Jacob is a pedophile.

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    Jacob, only strippers should be allowed to glitter.
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    But Bella just smells so damn amazing!

    I took a course on vampires in "literature" (okay so mostly vampires in "books") and I read all of the Twilight novels because it was required. Except I listened to them because I couldn't stand S. M.'s (using her initials because Mormons can't spell) complete inability to construct a coherent sentence despite having earned a degree in English.

    Now the movies I genuinely enjoy because they are hilarious. The last one had so many great scenes, the wedding, the pre-sex anxiety, the sexorz, the creepy birth of Reneseme (lolz), Jacob's general creepishness in the whole thing especially that first scene with the wedding invitation. omgogmgomg

    So good. I'm a total twihard when it comes to the movies. Only a Mormon could dream up that shit.

    I'm TEAM EDWARD all the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0rpsy View Post
    Is this something to do with one of those vampire-themed tv programs all women are required to masturbate to?

    Stay tuned for the Eric vs. Bill poll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    Eww. Jacob is a pedophile.
    lol, can't Edward count too, being 100+ years old and in love with a 17 year old. he's also an obsessive stalker and murderer.


    yay Twilight!!

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    With Kristen Stewart and R Patz on the down and out, will there be another movie!!!

    Team Edward got betrayed...

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    I read the books and didn't watch the movies. But being cold, hard, and basically dead is a real turn-off. A native and a shape-shifter would be far preferable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glam View Post
    lol, can't Edward count too, being 100+ years old and in love with a 17 year old. he's also an obsessive stalker and murderer.


    yay Twilight!!
    Edward only ever killed criminals. Plus ephebophilia is way less revolting than lusting after a new born.

    This is a very serious conversation.

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    Do I have to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    Edward only ever killed criminals. Plus ephebophilia is way less revolting than lusting after a new born.
    It wasn't lust. Personally I'm in favor of the whole imprinting concept. Though I think the baby herself was ludicrous.

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    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    I saw the first movie on TV a while back, and all I remember is that whenever she was around the Taylor Lautner character she acted much more like a normally-functioning rational engaging human being and not the miserably insecure little thing we all know Kristen Stewart characters to be, so I'll go with whoever that guy was.
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    i wish the facebook popular people would stop making fun of twilight so much, it's actually making me feel sorry for it and they're coming across as kind of mean spirited and cheerleaderish about it. buffy was a better show, but it wasn't perfect either, and it advocated narcissism as much as twilight advocated female co-dependency. do i want to be a narcissistic dickwad or do i want to be a codependent girly girl that needs jacob and edward to save me from my femaleness? why is that the only choices in america?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    Edward only ever killed criminals. Plus ephebophilia is way less revolting than lusting after a new born.

    This is a very serious conversation.
    17 years old at least meets the age of consent in most places, so i'll give you that. however, killing criminals is still murder. and like Abbie said, imprinting ≠ lust. not necessarily.

    i am glad we are having this very serious conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletsAndDoves View Post
    i wish the facebook popular people would stop making fun of twilight so much, it's actually making me feel sorry for it and they're coming across as kind of mean spirited and cheerleaderish about it. buffy was a better show, but it wasn't perfect either, and it advocated narcissism as much as twilight advocated female co-dependency. do i want to be a narcissistic dickwad or do i want to be a codependent girly girl that needs jacob and edward to save me from my femaleness? why is that the only choices in america?

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    Edward and I are into the same stuff and I have no problem with older men. Jacob has the supraorbital ridge of a caveman.

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    Team Jacob.

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    i think it's jacob vs edward vs christian nowadays
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    they should introduce a terminator into the twilight universe, then it would be decent.

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