Yo whatup my name is DJ Arendee. I can fly, shoot lasers, eat an entire chicken whole and sing my abc's. I'm a god damn gentleman and I know what I'm talking about.
You guys seem pretty cool and everyone seems to know each other. That makes me feel gay. Gay for women.
I'm an LIE and I like eating salt by itself. Turn ons include sex. Turn offs include death.
Nice to meet you.