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Amidst the Cult classics such as: I Solved Socionics, Apostles of Socionics, Surviving Socionics, Monkey Business, numerous pamphlets and many more, a new sale dawns!
Revelation X, by St. Absurd the Divine
This huge tome of pure doctrinal ranting and high-powered graphics is so utterly and relentlessly true. God's Answer to Fundamentalists - shove this book into any orifice and watch it go!
The Third Absurd Testament
240 pages of cornea-melting illustrations and newly-released Absurd writings that will shock those who thought surely everything must be contained within the previous books.
The Book of Absurd
The "Sistine Chapel" presents The Book of Absurd - this profusely illustrated, softbound Horror Bible is astonishing. You'll never have to read another book as long as you live - because you'll just sit, reading this one over and over again. 200 pages of brain-raping text and graphics. A self-help book for sinners, creeps, morphodites, homosexuals and all Wise Sages of the Ages. Guys who knew they wouldn't get "help" from any book even if they needed it in the first place.