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    Have you been talking with Yaaroslav?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Dew View Post
    Have you been talking with Yaaroslav?
    Have you been drinking Mountain Dew again?

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    Does this church have any services tomorrow morning that could give me a legitimate excuse not to go to some batshit crazy Evangelical church service with crazy right wing Evangelical Christians due to moral guilt tripping and inane tradition that somehow justifies pushing religious beliefs on people whose beliefs run contrary?
    Life's a bitch and she's got me pussy whipped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wookie View Post
    Does this church have any services tomorrow morning that could give me a legitimate excuse not to go to some batshit crazy Evangelical church service with crazy right wing Evangelical Christians due to moral guilt tripping and inane tradition that somehow justifies pushing religious beliefs on people whose beliefs run contrary?
    We gather for mass every day. Become an ordained minister and let Absurd's words flow through you. That means, yes.

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    Are you going to set an "End of the World" date, or what? What a lazy pastor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jet city woman View Post
    Are you going to set an "End of the World" date, or what? What a lazy pastor.
    No, but I'm going to milk you.

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    Absurd thinks he's funny. He's actually a useless idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tcaudilllg View Post
    Absurd thinks he's funny. He's actually a useless idiot.
    I don't think I am funny. I don't run around naked with a chicken up my arse singing quack quack to entertain you but these words coming from your behind, make me gay.

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