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    THIS IS THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET


    you stare at her boobs: YOU LOSE!
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    Nothing I would ever fap to, but that dance is kind of hypnotizing. It's like one of those things that you can't stop watching.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    that dance is kind of hypnotizing. It's like one of those things that you can't stop watching.
    from the videos description on youtube:

    THIS IS THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET

    you stare at her boobs: YOU LOSE!


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    I'm being subjective, and perhaps an ass, but I see her the kind of person that in few years will be several tons heavier. I'm not a fan of watching whales dancing so no, no fap in my case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ineffable View Post
    I'm being subjective, and perhaps an ass, but I see her the kind of person that in few years will be several tons heavier. I'm not a fan of watching whales dancing so no, no fap in my case.
    maybe, but to be fair... that video's aspect ratio is squished. she isn't as thick looking in other ones.



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    Wow, I didn't know weighing like 120lbs with a flat stomach qualified you as a whale. *slits wrists*

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    Quote Originally Posted by bionicgerbil View Post
    from the videos description on youtube:

    THIS IS THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET

    you stare at her boobs: YOU LOSE!


    I'm either:
    1)gay
    2)the champion of the internets

    But, phew, that was three long minutes.
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    I didn't watch it, except for when I watched it

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    I'm pretty damn straight but even i can't stop staring at her boobs. Now where's the male equivalent to his video? Oddly youtube thinks bouncing balls are too sexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    I'm pretty damn straight but even i can't stop staring at her boobs. Now where's the male equivalent to his video? Oddly youtube thinks bouncing balls are too sexual.
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    Hmm, seems like I lost.
    The girl might not be considered to be a "top model" but she's definitely attractive.

    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    Oddly youtube thinks bouncing balls are too sexual.
    Do women really want to see that? I mean, would they want to stare at them equally as much as males at boobs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    Wow, I didn't know weighing like 120lbs with a flat stomach qualified you as a whale. *slits wrists*
    I said "the kind of person" and "in a few years" (from now, that is). I'm not saying she is *physically* a whale right now, but she eventually will (maybe and IMO). I mean, there are fat people who are as in vibes thin, and thin people who are as in vibes fat, they don't come across as their silhouette. In the end it is not all about the shape, is it? Now, would you enter a relationship with someone if you could tell he/she would become a whale in a matter of few years?

    I can't really explain this perception to you (you are Sensory anyway), but to me she is merely accidentally not fat, when I look at her I still see a whale, perhaps time could tell whether my feeling is baseless (if we could track her progress).
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    To the ones who claim the boobs are all that matters: I don't find her a turn-on, in the end if you take only the boobs from the big picture of the body, what is that arousing about them? Let me give you an argument for it: there are fat and ugly females who have the same breasts as sexy ones, as in shape. Why do they "suck" more than the ones of the sexy women? Because it is about the whole image. Now consider that the image I view contains an additional channel that you don't distinguish, this way you will understand what I mean .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    I'm either:
    1)gay
    2)the champion of the internets

    But, phew, that was three long minutes.
    I'm gay and even I couldn't stop staring at her boobs... They look really nice .

    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    I'm pretty damn straight but even i can't stop staring at her boobs. Now where's the male equivalent to his video? Oddly youtube thinks bouncing balls are too sexual.
    This might be the closest thing:


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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    I'm pretty damn straight but even i can't stop staring at her boobs. Now where's the male equivalent to his video? Oddly youtube thinks bouncing balls are too sexual.
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    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pa3s View Post
    Do women really want to see that? I mean, would they want to stare at them equally as much as males at boobs?
    if you're a perv like me
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    Ineffable, you're a dick. I'd like to see you. Please, post a pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    if you're a perv like me
    You got to be careful with statements like this, you may wake sleeping dogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    Ineffable, you're a dick. I'd like to see you. Please, post a pic.
    First, why am I a dick? I just stated my opinion, like I said, that is what I see and it is subjective - especially since it "predicts" the future. You can't make me like something that I don't; you like it - fine. Then your request sounds strange, what has my appearance to do with my comments?
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    Well, my opinion is that you're a dick. I just stated my opinion. I'm curious because guys who judge women that harshly usually have a reason to be so bitter. I was thinking you could post your picture then i could make fun of your appearance too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bionicgerbil View Post
    THIS IS THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET


    you stare at her boobs: YOU LOSE!
    Grrr, i keep trying to get to this video, but it tells me video won't load.
    Can you put in a direct link to it? (ipain doesn't show embedded flash)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    Well, my opinion is that you're a dick. I just stated my opinion.
    You contradict yourself. You were not merely stating an opinion in the first place by calling me an ass for my opinion; then in this post you talk about a retribution uncalled for :|.
    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    I'm curious because guys who judge women that harshly usually have a reason to be so bitter. I was thinking you could post your picture then i could make fun of your appearance too.
    I was just sincere, not harsh. What's the matter, have you taken several extra pounds lately? Generally-speaking, women who feel threatened by men who judge appearance "harshly" have a reason to fear.
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    I've actually lost weight

    POST YOUR PIC, UGLY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anndelise View Post
    Grrr, i keep trying to get to this video, but it tells me video won't load.
    Can you put in a direct link to it? (ipain doesn't show embedded flash)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3d2o6caTMA

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    I've actually lost weight
    Oh, so your sense of humour is directly proportional to your weight, not the other way around like I was thinking...
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    POST YOUR PIC, UGLY.
    NO CONQUEROR I DON'T WANT TO COMPLY!

    Or maybe I will... who knows... we'll see...
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ineffable View Post
    Oh, so your sense of humour is directly proportional to your weight, not the other way around like I was thinking...
    lol.

    It genuinely pisses me off when guys have this cocky attitude and call a perfectly in shape, attractive woman a whale. What're we supposed to do to ourselves, eat lettuce and weigh next to nothing to please dicks like you? Go date a guy if you don't want women with not an ounce of fat. You just came off like an asshole, that's all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    It genuinely pisses me off when guys have this cocky attitude and call a perfectly in shape, attractive woman a whale. What're we supposed to do to ourselves, eat lettuce and weigh next to nothing to please dicks like you? Go date a guy if you don't want women with not an ounce of fat. You just came off like an asshole, that's all.
    No thanks, my girlfriend looks great. My approach shouldn't piss you off, I'm going to tell you why.

    If a woman gets fat, you can for example show her a picture of her ass pointing out the remarkable similarity between that creature and Penguinus Posteriorus in "Batman Returns", she will change attitude. It is neither about exercising, nor about eating, it's about attitude. This will change the trail of consequences: she will become more considerate and gracious, then she will become more sexy, then her boyfriend or husband will feel attracted to her, then because of obvious reasons she will be happier and finally the society will be healthier. But this attitude requires maintainance, the maintainers - these respectable Cupidons of society like yours truly - know very well that these Aphrodites have to be kept on tenderhooks, even being proactive about it. The embryo of a whale is still a whale in the end, even it not YET fully developed, big and slimy. They have to be slightly "inconsiderate", but that is a trivial cost compared to the outcome, it hurts a bit but for the good, like a medicine.

    Is this rational and responsible attitude what you call... "cocky"? :|
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    You're just a pig. Stop talking to me.

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    Ineffable you displayed your PoLR real good. Let your not ethically challenged mirror spell out why no one appreciates your insight.
    1. Saying something that would be huge attack on self esteem of the girl. No, you didn't say it to motivate anyone, but simply shared an intuition.
    2. Self esteem of other people is also under attack. " even such beaty is being evaluated as a whale then..."
    3. Even if your comments readers self-esteem is in no way affected, he will be offended for ethical reasons. Bad self esteem doesn't do anyone any good and distorted body image is a real problem. Anorexia is more dangerous than obesity. Your offense is aggravated by using a frikking negative hyperbole (never ethical in evaluating people)
    / This occasion is a celebration bouncing boobs. You are being a buzzkill.
    Even if your intuition is true, it does not invalidate her beauty aesthetically or genetically. Every person has a pretty much 100 percent chance of becoming dead flesh. Have fun masturbating to that foreseen reality.

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    Well, I lost. I just wish they popped out, at least once.

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    I actually thought she had a really nice body & a great figure. She looks like she weighs around 125, which is actually my goal weight. She has a Jlo-Beyonce body type

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    After the second video, I'd brown bag it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pa3s View Post
    You got to be careful with statements like this, you may wake sleeping dogs.
    lol you were a retard after all

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewBorn STAR View Post
    lol you were a retard after all
    It's about time you found that out. I knew you were a dumbass right from the start.
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