Hot For Cooking
Alright, what's the type of this lovely lass?
Stuff to push the conversation:
-She loves cooking.
-She's got a sense of humor regarding her appearance, and sexual innuendos related to cooking ("Chicken breasts").
-While going through her cooking procedures, she often cracks small jokes.
-The flow of her videos is very nonlinear; it's not all strictly about cooking.
Quotes from her video comments:
"Sorry Chris, I'm too hot for porn. Anyway, cooking is much more fun and you can see me cook for free anytime on Youtube! There's no shortage of porn on the internet, but how many exotic chefs have you seen? Now you can satisfy two cravings at once...chicken breasts and learning to cook! Now, let's get back to pounding the meat, don't you think?"
"The people who made the Final Fantasy VII game designed that girl to look like me and they even gave her the same name. You can see my fighting clothes in my "Corn & Peas" video and in my "Tifa goes Camping" video. Just search with those words and you will see. I'm not sure where they got the idea for Cloud. Anyway, he never did want to scrub the pots and pans, so who cares about him? I heard that people only wanted to play that game to see me."
"Sometimes I get unkind comments from people who complain about my presentation of cooking in a sexy way, but look at it this way... think for a moment about all the guys that were surfing for boobs. Most of those other girls just strut around in bikinis or lingerie and don't teach people anything, but when the guys find my videos they get to learn something useful as a result, plus, after they are done watching my videos, lots of other cooking videos from other chefs show up in the related videos column, so those chefs are getting tons of crossover exposure to people who were not even looking for cooking videos in the first place. So please thank me now, I'm waiting."
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"Yes, it will be done."
Originally Posted by Abbie
