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Originally from: http://socioniki.net.ru/content/view/127/41/
Balzac (Bal, Balck)
Lazy autistic cynics living alone in his dismal hovel and earning a living speculation. Slouch, and always wash their hands. Fairly common type in the virtual space.
Their duals (Napoleon) and some other part of the community socionic baldeyut from their charming coolness, of what they pusi, paws, on with the serious kind of clever ideas they present and how funny and cute they are angry when they are nibbling at it for side. The rest are boring besyat its inhibition and inhibited tediousness, and that always pretend to understand everything in this world. This kind they manage to make even the Internet.
Many socionic forums, with the help of their duals, promoted the cult of Balzac, in which they styled the crown of creation, and other pretentious phrases. Balzac deny themselves and victimization tell what they really are terrible people.
Warning: sometimes men Socionics, who consider themselves Balzac - it's actually disguised Esenins or Dyumy who really want to be a logic.
Napoleon (Nap, NACP)
Absolutely uncontrollable giant creatures, but the stupid punch force. Constantly prove to everyone that they are cooler and smarter and pay them more, and pipiska longer and thicker.
In virtual space, this type is represented mainly by the female sex. Part of this effect is due to the fact that Napoleon is almost always male tipiruyutsya in Beetles.
Part socionic community (which may occasionally found their duals - Balzac) treat them with reverence for his ability to get out and pull out any crap, and for the absolutely unwavering and permanent neunyvaemost ready to go.
The rest are self-confident besyat their stupidity, inescapable desire to climb without Vaseline gag in each barrel, compelling everyone exclusive knowledge of life and will never fade raspaltsovkoy.
The forums NACP in the same proportion of their duals Balzacs praise and asks advice on overcoming balzachey awful. At gladly malomalskoy capabilities prove your sharp wit and deep knowledge of life.
Stirlitz (Styria, Shtirka)
Ever-something with a head-employed people, irrepressible and concentrated, producing an impression as if they set out to remake the evening before all the affairs of the world. Where and by whom they were not working, their jobs and working hours crammed with things like bag ladies riding at the resort - clothes. Refresher courses for which they are arguments hyping the bosses at least once every six months, the courses feature vystrugivaniya stools, cleaning vegetables, creative, design, plumbing pipes, plus the constant self-development, but still have to buy food at the weekend, and, of course, you need to get together with friends every week, for example, on Wednesdays at 7 pm, and another family birthdays, anniversaries, birthdays, Eighth of March, the first Mai, and nobody but them is not able to organize everything so that everything just enough to make everyone happy, so that all started on time and on time is over, be sure that something unfinished, confuse, forget it, but still ... And it all together so that the work they have eternal Abraham, though, and seems to have started before everyone else, and not lazy, but with all the finishing touches and rework ...
Needless to say, that with such a busy Shtirletsu, as a rule, is not up to the Internet. Well, there, to report on its activities and acquired skills - still all right, but to sit all day in the forums and talk about abstractions - not for them. Therefore, in the virtual space is extremely small Stirlitz both sexes, and those that have - or not at all Shtirletsy, or is very unconventional and completely nesrednestatistichnye Shtirletsy, and build on them an idea of the type, at least, is incorrect.
Their duals, Dost, and, in a slightly less pronounced degree, activators Huxley valued and respected for their Stirlitz commitment, reliability, straightness, inexhaustible enthusiasm to making and arrangement for self-confidence and others, and for that, finally, that they always find what you need, on all occasions. Remember the story about the fisherman who took with him on a fishing trip Tuyev huchu things, including "boots, a blanket and a dog, so that all protected." Such prudence can not help but impress. (Although the verse is certainly not about Shtirletsa as a mountain-fisher boat sank, and Shtirlets would definitely provided a reliable roomy boat that would withstand all of these things. Yes, and fishing Shtirlets not go to, because so many things not done, once to sit with a fishing rod and stupidly wait for anything to her trailer.)
Well, not love and fear for their eternal Stirlitz kipezh, in which they try to pull all fallen under the hand of others, because they can only stop the shot in the ass with a dart horse dose of sleeping pills, and stand in the way of their activities and at all dangerous because they ... No, do not break away ... pripashut. Well, most certainly, horrible - it Shtirlitsevsky precession repair, they are always something to glue, shift, repainted, demanding that the active participation of everyone in the house. Few save the situation is that before the next phase of acute repair them carefully and with great pleasure that plan and minimize the costs to be incurred, and the phase is almost harmless to others.
The forums are Shtirletsy who still, for whatever reason, are ready to any part of his precious time to devote to the Internet, mostly tedious fray with sufficient and Dreiser such vital issues as the admissibility or inadmissibility of sex before marriage, how to increase the percentage of the stored loyalty among population and so on in the same spirit. Since these conversations, few people can master, not asleep and fell off his chair, as it specifically refers to is known only by Shtirletsam and Ven. Sometimes Shtirletsy sharply activated, usually when someone tries to zatipirovat in their quadrupole villain, and for a long time and has consistently proved unfortunate tipirovschiku as that is not right. But this is rare. So the Internet Stirlitz, unable to get everyone to help him glue the wallpaper, it is very peaceful and safe being, of course, if it is not the admin of the forum.
Stirlitz have a unique ability, being dressed in white pants and canvas shoes, to overcome a couple of miles on razvezennym rains shit, and do not put a single blemish on any shoes, no pants on.
Dostoevsky (Dost, Doska, Dostochka)
Incredibly polite adherents of world peace, with eyes full of sorrow for neizyasnmoy all lost mankind.
In virtual space are found in considerable quantities and ravnopredstavleny both sexes.
In his passionate love for Dostoevsky representatives socionic community is beginning to recognize exactly once fairly groaning and potopchut Dostov, and suddenly caught on to them (or simply present) were killed, reproachful look, "Come on people-that-is-you-so- you-as-fact-men, "one of the members of this type. Then it becomes a great shame offenders, and they suddenly break out lush dithyramb Dostoevsky.
Thus, Dostoevsky loved and appreciated for their kindness and impenetrable, even with a hammer on the fingers of manners, infinitely understanding and forgiveness, acceptance of all things, ready at any moment to uphold the moral, as well as for the fact that if they ask about the service, they have sleep- will not, tear ass myself, but will do its best. And they derive from myself and just scared besyat that breeding them looks like a cloying zhopolizstvo, goodwill completely offset by the fact that the same is issued in response to both the outstretched hand, and on a spit in the face of the fact that the words seem to be forgiving, they, as it turns out, did not forget and will remember for years hurt, and those that provide a service in great detail how they will tell you for not sleeping, not eating, or even to confirm his words demonstrate a torn ass, so that the applicant will feel the last cattle and swear never in my life did not ask for this remarkable man. As well as a habit to hang quite feasible solution of his own problems on others, putting others before this agonizing choice: die right now, straight out of shame, that to deny such a small polite and pleasant person, or is it a request to fulfill and podnapryachsya. And, of course - the inhumane habit for three hours in circles and zigzags to approach the heart of the matter, falling into extreme ornateness, and asking periodically, allowed himself too much, and not much they strain, while categorically refusing to answer directly - that in fact they needed.
The forums Dostoevsky wait until all peresrutsya to appear at the hottest time, when people have to despair gnawing his fists, wishing that it's just Virtual, and up to companions did not get well - and all begin to reconcile and make recommendations on how to easily just accept the fact depressing fact that the world is not perfect. What is most surprising - their speeches and in fact have a huge effect conciliatory, as the debaters suddenly forget their quarrels and to hurt, so to unite and jointly explain Dost, they are out of place and wrong time, and therefore where they should go.
Warning: Sometimes it's Dostoevsky actually Dons Robes or who are too categorical reasoning about the morality / immorality, that is indelibly shocked tipirovschikov and affected their ability to think clearly
Yesenin (ect, seanmcsean)
Absolutely air being consistently produce the impression that in just about break under the pressure of life's circumstances. But in fact, Yesenin more tenacious than the lath of a cat.
In virtual space Esey quite a lot, both male and female. However, Esi-men often tipiruyut themselves Balzacs long and sincerely believe in it, which blurs the picture somewhat. Esi male - is often more enthusiastic boys, showing that the fatigue of this languid Sick of life, the touchingly depicting brutal macho, straight right now, ready for the lady of his heart to climb to the 12th floor with only one tooth, contemptuously with his hands behind his back . Woman Eskov - it is usually 35-40 years old lady, wandering the earth halfway-realized suddenly that the man, then it turns out, life was Stirlitz, and therein lies the cause of all her troubles. However, Well all is not lost, for the same haunting somewhere restless dual-Zhukov, stern and silent, and all that he has, only he can not relax.
Part socionic community (consisting of not only their Yesenin DW) Esyami admired for the elegance of the inner world, charming plastic soul, daydreaming, eminence, and for that, finally, that none but they can not feel such a deep and sincere gratitude for their help in the most insignificant in light of the problem, and so gently and tenderly express this gratitude. The rest, except all of the above, do not like their Esey failure to adapt to life's insistence to sit down with your feet and all his problems on his neck, a veiled incitement to aggression and provocation sracha general, as well as the inimitable ability to let the river of tears and mucus in response to the mildest comment on their work, and indeed, any activity.
Esi on the forums, mostly concerned with what language worthy of the greatest poets, describe their small troubles of life, with persistent exhibitionism expose their beautiful inner world and just gossip.
Don Quixote (Don, Donka)
Incredibly touchy individuals prone to social phobia. They live in an impenetrable mess, dressed in tattered clothing, always cut into the corners and falling into open manholes. Eat what will, or sandwiches. Virtual space just teeming with them, and ravnopredstavleny both sexes.
Some of the socionic community (mainly Douala (activators) neophytes who failed to fully realize what a blessing it brings to Socionics, and some socionic mother, who has managed her child zatipirovat Dons) love Dons for their isolation from touching the ground, neprobivaemo idealistic view of the world and a constant willingness to enter into an unequal battle with evil. And also because they seem nevebenno clever, as they say a lot of unintelligible words, the total essence of which is unclear and mysterious.
The rest all of the above Dons terribly annoying. As well as infantile capriciousness of the sacred belief that they should love and cherish these as they are telepathically guess and fulfill their innermost desires, and evil long grudges, which implies that failure of these desires. As an aggressive propaganda torn clothes, sandwiches and low-paid work oklonauchnoy as the only acceptable way of life.
Dons in the forums usually bred endless debate over pseudo Socionics, dull theorize at every opportunity and an awkward case, try to "glue" duals (Dyumov) solely for your kind Don and complain about the endless insoluble problems that cause them to tipnaya asocial. And when the representatives of socionic community (mainly, of course, NACP) began to give them advice on solving problems - inflated and pose as misunderstood heroes.
Warning: Dons male may in fact be a Huxley or Hamlet. Sometimes the Dons tipiruyutsya Dost, who somehow find themselves unworthy of the type of Dostoevsky and evil in general
Donkey female firmly believe that all men want them.
Dumas (Dyum, Dyumka)
As in the virtual space Dyumov quite a bit, and those that have, zatipleny anywhere, but not in Dyumy, integral to their way of socionic community part is based on descriptions and part - to the idealized representations of the Dons their second halves, which strongly confuses beginners. Ideal Dumas in a vacuum - it's soft body and the nature of being, radiating positive unobtrusive, constant, or make room vases, napkins and curtains, or stir into saucepan something very appetizing. It is infinite love Dons in all their appearances, which is reflected in the mood for Don verbiage hanging ears and trying to fill Don food other than sandwiches.
In fact, Dyumy - a rather gloomy people who are inclined in any form the world to see the worst, and do not consider it necessary to conceal it.
Accordingly, part socionic community consisting of not disappointed in her fate socionic Dons (and partially Robov) dearly love for their relentless Dyumov desire to feed, warm, caress, understand, maintain, and also for his willingness at any time to demonstrate all the charm of touch sex. Others can not stand behind their Dyumov slonnost to completely empty and meaningless conversations viscous, which reduces the permanent teeth of whining and complaints about the heartbreaking cruelty and evil that cursed the world. As well as enthusiasm to shamelessly overtones strange appearance, clothing, interior and trapped them in a tooth eating.
Caution: Most of Dyumki tipyat heaver, not evil and brutal, to fit into the stereotype. Dyumy male often tipiruyut themselves in Balzac and Gabin
Hugo (Hugues, Hugues)
Spraying silly enthusiasm elektroveniki. They use 70% of all smiles, 80% of the diminutive endings, and 90% of all interjections nematernyh, used in Socionics forums.
In cyberspace there is a considerable amount of Hugues-women, but male gyugov can be counted on the fingers. And then, they do not look quite Gyugami and not men.
Their duals, and some activators, and possibly even a small part of the community socionic dragged from their inexhaustible Gyugov high jinks, the constant readiness to organize a festival for "amplification syusi-foot-suns-as-well-I-want-you- All-fed "for regular bombings" as-is-me-you-all-love-and-even-so-sad-of-uncle-in-the-corner-come-here-we-have fun, "for their indefatigable neunyvaemost and the inimitable ability nakovyryat positive from every situation like a raisin from the rolls.
Needless to say, that's just that all of the above the rest of the community sotsioncheskogo Gyugi much strain. As well as unstoppable balabolstvom, lusciously pink frill in snot and ineradicable desire from time to time to dissolve in each and every detail and, in fact, has no result, explanation, and so obvious. And, of course, that just Gyugi attract all sorts of disasters and forsmozhory and, therefore, can not be with them for anything really agree - at the last moment will meteorite rain, earthquake happens, the land grab by aliens ... in general no matter what happens exactly, but rest assured - all the plans will lay a large copper star.
The forums Gyugi usually struggling, as it can possibly bring to the virtual world more real world - with gusto describe buns, salads, dumplings, are trying to organize a masquerade ball virtually every subject and, of course, frantically dragging all in real hang out.
Practically non-existent male Gyugi, among other things, the sly move the theory of gender equality in the sense that it would be nice to finally feel the women that have such wonderful men who prefer to work activities khalyavnykh unbearably heavy household. What of course everyone, and especially Napov, terribly annoying.
Robespierre (Rob timidly)
Gloomy creatures with an intense (sometimes simply insane) eyes and picture a perfect world in my head, to which they are trying to pull a very superprotsessionno reality. Men often wear Robespierres mustache, to dissociate itself from the outside world.
In virtual space Robespierres are basically just the male sex. Perhaps because women rarely tipiruyut in so grotesque a Boolean.
Part socionic community, mainly consisting of their enthusiastic dualok-Hugues (DW-Hugues, as we recall, in socionic community is almost nonexistent), admire Robami for their ability to decompose in a strictly hierarchical shelves any very intricate theory to explain on the fingers of the most complex entity, with never having called his interlocutor a fool, and not even hinting at it, as well as for their idealism and neproshibaemy fascinating ability to follow through quite adamantly thorns to absolutely unattainable goal.
The remaining (and yes, particularly Napa) downright can not stand their boring Robespierres fundamentalism, perfectly reasonable in theory greed, absolute deafness attempts to open their eyes to the real situation in the real world and the stubborn unwillingness to recognize themselves losers despite the obvious facts.
Robes in the forums, usually in vain call for theorizing on the topic okolosotsionicheskie (their twisted theories are not even osilivayut Dons), complaining about the lack of interest to them from the opposite sex and encourage the public to embark on journey to the ideal world.
Huxley (Huck, Gechka)
Do not be disheartened, terribly curious and get involved in all of creation. Most of all they love to talk. Ghosn them like a raving schizophrenic man - it is fast, without stammering, but each time it is impossible to escape the feeling that it is incoherent jumble of words, in extreme cases - sentences, so they are with each other are not correlated, and so it does not follow . Work, usually in the social sphere, but, in principle, it is not necessary.
In virtual space are mostly female gender, and the few men Geki often demonstrate a variety, but always strange rolls of consciousness that casts a shadow over this worthy type. Statistics strongly distorts the fact that many of Huxley, and, in particular, male Huxley, desperately want to be a logic, and therefore love a typed Dons, Gabin and other logical types.
Their duals Gabeny, and Balzac and Huxley Stirlitz sympathize for their easy temperament, always positive attitude, ready at any moment to listen, understand, support, comfort, and it is possible that give useful advice, keen interest in everything and everyone, and also for the fact that Huxley ready to listen to her chin infinitely pen, thinking about where and how to save a ruble, and even occasionally nodding gravely.
Others strongly dislike Gekseley for their intolerable affectation, a smack, "basswood" sympathy and empathy for the extreme variability of turbidity and suspicious attitudes, for persistently and corrosive. And especially do not like them for that climb into the soul, picks without a twinge of conscience in the most secret corners, and any objection to the owner of the soul understands the voice said:
- A. I saw, I touched your nerve.
And they continue to dig in that direction with twice the zeal. A dig in plenty, with the words "I-know-in-your-than-the problem of" trying something completely vparim podpytochnomu left, of course, with recommendations to address and respect because
On the forums, but to provide free counseling to all who ask and not ask a lot of Huxley theorize the philosophical, socionic and other abstract topics. At the same time they write, as they say - productive, a lot, but not connected, without assumptions, without findings, without beginning, end and even without paragraphs. Read, and even more so - to penetrate into these funky in content and form pieces of music can only be of great sympathy for them. If you succeed, be assured - for the reward Huxley not stand up, and in a short time to roll next opus. Enjoy.
Dreiser (Dry, Drayka, Drayzerka)
Integral image is composed of these creatures, to a greater extent, unfortunately, based on descriptions of Dons (and Robov) their nightmarish moms who need a directive to establish order in the room, constantly nagging to detail in their behavior, give in to the collapse of the mind is a daze for five minutes linger somewhere beyond the statutory time, or not to call and, of course, just that they begin to read the heartfelt moral relationship with people. Also, part-based descriptions of Zhukov, which for some reason all the time take for heaver dualok-Esek and marry them, and then ... Beetles continue to become very indistinct in the story, but the selection of terms describing the situation, one can guess that Zhukov is very frustrating this turn of events.
As a result, the image formed several specific Dreiser. And those who still dare zatipirovatsya in this type of good people are constantly trying to peretipirovat, argue his insistence the words "No, but you can not be so ...".
Dreiser in the virtual space is not so much, but they are there, and both sexes. It is likely that they would have been higher if the most enjoyable of them, typed in at least causing types.
Some of the socionic community respects and appreciates Dreiser for their highly moral, unwavering honesty and integrity, for his willingness to lie the bones of a loved one, as well as the ability to contain the world around them in order and clean.
Others do not like Dreiser, for their immorality, hypocrisy, for his willingness to cut the throat for some people, whom they consider friends, and for the boundless paranoia, in which Dreiser in each counter suspected enemy, in every field mushrooms - a pale toadstool, and in each millimeter of space - the trillions of plague and cholera bacilli, ready at any moment to take over their body.
Dreiser on the forums, mostly discussing the household and attitudinal problems and their solutions. Especially advanced quietly rejoice with the fact that Dreiser believe socionic evil and scare a novice.
Women Dreiser considered many types of men an ideal of brutal sexuality, and are associated with black leather whip and absolutely straight seams on stockings.
Hamlet (Hamburg, GABA)
Always ready for an emotional explosion and ball of shocking expression. Dress up in an incredible combination of colors and styles of clothing, some things look as if they were found in a garbage and wash. However, in any of the toilet is always present, albeit hidden, and understandable only to Hamlet, but meaning. Contrary to popular stereotype, work anywhere, but not in the theater.
In virtual space inhabited by many Hamlets of both sexes, but in the Hamlet of tipiruyut rare. Remember - any type of verification can be no Hamlet. And when he was that any type of Hamlet is so convincing that understand what is what is very difficult. The easiest way to calculate the Hamlet on the frequency with which he peretipiruetsya. If a person today Huxley tomorrow Dreiser, and the day after Zhukov, and if every time there are people who honestly believe in it, and almost no foaming at the mouth, prove the correctness of ordinary typing - with 99% confidence we can say - before you Hamlet. However, sometimes Hamlets choose their favorite type, and a hold on him all the legs. Of Hamlet can be calculated only over time, with more intimate contact.
And so if someone tipiruet himself in Hamlet, then, with 99% probability that Hamlet is, just resigned, and sometimes even imbued with their own fate. For in this type of community socionic somehow (and quite, in my opinion, unjustly) considered the limit of socionic fall, and no one but Hamlet is not there to drag any gingerbread.
Some of the socionic community, mainly consisting of their dual Maxim, and admire the incredibly beautiful Hamlet, like the moon in a cemetery, dark, tragic pose of life, and for the ability to so juicy and with a sense retell the most banal event, such as - in the quest for booze store receipt or send by mail that the entire spectrum of emotions, from hope to facilitate, "please-stop-me-scary" the listener is assured. As well as guaranteed non-interference in another's inner world, as Hamlet so thoroughly and consistently zamorochen themselves and their feelings, that no matter what other spiritual forces he no longer remains.
Well, not like all the rest socionic Hamlets community for their cowardly, from behind, rudeness, and for sklochnost scandal, with the ingrained habit to seek his or hysteria, or an image of a dying swan, and, again, hysteria, and even for that all their problems before they inflate the universal scale disasters and these disasters are a cause for endless pathos of suffering. And for that, finally, that Hamlet is not totally able to take responsibility for anything happening in their lives for themselves, all is always to blame someone else. And believe me, accusations and demonstrations in the spirit: "Look what you did to me and my life!" perpetrator in abundance enough for all my life.
On socionic forums Hamlets usually busy that tipiruyutsya and zatipirovavshis once type, try to maximize this type of match.
The rare Hamlets, which has zatipirovany in Hamlet, or with maniacal persistence in moving mass value quadra Beta (squares belong to Hamlet), or tragedy in every letter describe all their sorrows and troubles, so that the reading in my ears for a long time is rasping sound of strained nerves.
Young boys often under the guise of Hamlet trying to "glue" the girl on his ability to feel deeply and strongly, to weary contemptuous view of this bitter hateful world. And that, as a rule, they are able.
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