The very fact that I easily made it through your posts without my brain melting over is enough for me to go LIE>ILE
Anyways, I learned not to pay too much mind to tests myself - issues with tests being imperfect aside, I expect Extraverts to have a harder time pinning themselves down all by themselves anyways (I have first-hand experience in this
), and I'd look at quadras, type relations, valued functions, and dichotomies more than anything...
The "dominant, robotic, and aggressive" part sounds a hell of a lot like
as a Hidden Agenda, as does "I expect people to follow my exact orders at that point once I have a grasp of power almost to the point where diplomacy and being nice is thrown out the window"
I've been around lots of Deltas and Alphas, so I come off as more IEE than many SEEs - different people have different vibes at different times, but when crunch time hits, people go into their type's functions more noticeably, and for you, that sounds like it would be LIE!
Also, LIEs have a great, different kinda sense of humor
just because you don't plaster "lolcats" all over the place doesn't mean you're devoid of humor