Public Restrooms: Not Flushing The Shit
Today I walked into a public restroom, ready to take a piss, and found a big pile of a shitlog, sitting in the toilet, shocking my nose. I don't even think the guy wipped his ass because there was very little toilet paper in the bowl.
So have you ever been one to take a dump in a public restroom and not flush it down? If so, please answer the following riddle I'm trying to understand:
WHY?
I think that it's a fetish. making other people look at your shit.
somebody left a shit spray on the ceiling of the Michaels woman's restroom once when i was working there.Originally Posted by Starfall
Since I have no arms I use the toe of my shoe to move the toilet seat as necessary and to depress the flush handle.
Korp, I do the same, however mine is for this unreasonable fear of fecal germs not because I lack arms. You do a mighty fine job typing with your toes (; (:
This topic is shitty.
I thought this thread title would be "Public Restrooms: Not Pubic Restrooms."
With felicitous constellations wheeling above us and the steady thrum of blessed wind behind our steely backs, this will become the greatest thread of all time.
I asked my boss why men can't seem to keep their pubic hair attached to their bodies while pissing and he had no answer.
When I was in high school, this one kid I know dropped a turd log on the floor, threw a brick of it at the ceiling, and jammed the rest of it up a hand dryer
I see at least one situation when I'd do that: when the Alabama Leprechaun and Poli's best friend were waiting outside for their turn.
All the better reason to make a human urinal of you as you reign from your ceramic throne, and soak the bog-roll to boot.
It's great when you go to the men's bathroom to take a leak and you end up stepping on someone's piss that missed the mark.
Usually the toilets themselves have less water pressure in public restrooms, at least where I am. It can take multiple flushes (and maybe some people don't want to bother because of the time you have to wait between flushes). Perhaps it's an attempt to conserve water (as the sinks in public restrooms often don't spew out much water either).
The only time I've seen this was when I worked in Assisted Living where it wasn't really unusual. There may have been something wrong with the health of whoever did that.
Same with women...it's like what wtf are they sticking up there that leaves crumbs all over the seat? Are you really that crusty? You really don't have the common courtesy to wipe it off? I really hope people that gross aren't having sex.
Thanks for helping me solve that riddle.
lol.
That sounds pretty gross. Yeast infection?
Well, I thought I had quoted more posts... oh well.
I flush public toilets on and off. It depends on rather I feel like it at the time. However, I rarely (if ever) take shits in public restrooms. I haven't done so more than 5-10 times in my life probably.
Haha that's awful, I worked at a theater as my first job and the first week the manager came up to me and said "Uhh, yea, we need you to go to the restroom <awkward pause>... uh there is something err um on the toilet seat that needs to be cleaned up, go get a mop and gloves from there, I'll be back".
Being a quick thinker, instead I went into the nearest theatre the "crew" was cleaning up and came up to some guy and told him "Sullivan (our manager's name) said he wants someone to go do a restroom check".
Fun Fact: a restroom check is where you usually just go around to every restroom and make sure the toilet paper is stocked, its usually a waste of time and you just go walk around.
Anyways I strategically chose the to say this to the person doing the dirtiest job in the theatre, like sweeping up popcorn/pickles/soda or gum. They then volunteered and made their way to the restroom.
I feel bad, but when I came out of the theater I remember seeing the guy standing outside the restroom with the most disgusted look on his face and plastic gloves and the mop.
To this day, I still imagine the horrors of what that guy experienced.
Female washrooms are so much worse, I swear. We don't have the luxury of just standing up, taking a leak, and leaving. We have to hunt for the best stalls, the one with the least blood, shit, and god knows what.
You've touched on a personal pet peeve of mine. Naaasty.
I think that's what a T-Base would call "unnecessary detail". But you've got +1 from me, only the opinion of people who call things on their name matters. I read your former posts, why are you LSI > SLE (or any other F-PoLR)?
QFT
It's not uncommon to walk by each stall and have 9/10 of them either unflushed or the seat covered with piss, not to mentioned dirty tampons and pads laying about
I feel so bad for the people who have to clean them...
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women are disgusting. fact.
maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
go ask the frog what the scorpion knows
LOL. omg. you have no idea... old, nasty obese women are the worst.
how the hell does someone get shit on the ceiling?
Pure natural talent.
You're right. I should practice.
No one else seems to know how to put toilet paper on the roll; that's my useless talent.
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