Tucker Max

[Jenna]

remembered from song's signature and buying his books tonight -

what is YOUR opinion on his type?

[silverchris9]

Tucker Max = definition of unvalued Fi. Beta extrovert, probably SLE.

[Jenna]

yes lol. I just didn't want to think that I was assuming he was SLE because I adore him xD

from his stories:
sling blade = LSI.. only person who seems funnier than tucker imo. Ti leading... But se creative because of his relations to tucker. I could also maybe see IEI? similar to say eminem (sorry to anyone who disagrees with him being IEI)
hate = EIE beta extravert at least? Just a vague impression of EIE because everything he says is in caps lol. On the other hand he reminds me of packer from the office who is SLE
Junior = SEE.. Values Fi a bit more than tucker. Does as well if not better at attracting females.
PWJ = IEI? Only say this because he seems to possibly respect him and value his friendship more than the rest of his friends.


This seems to be the impression I'm getting so far.

[Hot Scalding Gayser]

'tucker max' sounds like a gay porn star name to me lol.

[Creepy-]

Be honest with yourself about who you are, and have the courage to be that person. If you want to fuck, then go fuck. If you want to get drunk, get drunk. And there is nothing wrong with sucking a dick. If someone tries to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they’re a bad person–tell them to lick the dark part of your ass and cut them out of your life. No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren’t because you’re trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy; living the life you want to live is.

It’s that simple.

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As you get older you'll see this more and more: whenever you pursue your dreams and goals, even something small like personal pleasure, some people will shit on you for it. 95% of the time, this will be because they are jealous that they aren't doing it themselves. Watching you be happy doing what pleases you only makes them realize that they aren't doing the same thing, but instead of turning that anger inwards and changing what sucks about their life, they will turn it outwards and react against you. People like that suck, cut them out of your life. You should always strive to surround yourself with people who root for you, not against you, people who enhance your life and who bring something to the table, not people who take from it (and of course, you should strive to be one of those people also).

Truth.


Other goodies:

Girl “I was told you’re a player. You are. You’re too confident. I can tell you’re a player, and I don’t want to talk to you, because I’ve been played many times.”
Tucker “No, no. I don’t want to play you. I just want to have sex with you, and then not talk to you anymore after that. That’s not playing you; that’s being honest.”

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You know that look a cop gives you when he’s so confused that he doesn’t even know how to respond? If you don’t know that look, it means you haven’t had enough fun in your life.

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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and I’ll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

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“New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out:

ATMidget “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”