You should all start using Wolfram|Alpha

[Creepy-male]

It has a sense of humour.

Also, if you ask it "Why?"... Why not?

[krieger]

Google for math nerds.

[Creepy-male]

Google for math nerds.

Google-user high-five. Notice the suits, the daintiness, and the lack of enthusiasm (and by consequence the lack of high-fivery).



HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOLFRAM|ALPHA HIGH-FIVE.

IT'S FUCKING ASTRONAUTS IN SPACE.

(Notice the presence of high-fivitude.)

This can be expanded to a general Alpha/Gamma conflict. Concisely stated, Gammas are lame, and Alphas are in space.

[FDG]

Notice how there's an android and i-phone version, too. If I had something like that during middle and/or high school, I'm pretty sure large-scale cheating would have easily ensued & every math homework would have been perfect.

BUT I HATE SUITS

[krieger]

Notice how there's an android and i-phone version, too. If I had something like that during middle and/or high school, I'm pretty sure large-scale cheating would have easily ensued & every math homework would have been perfect.

Schools should adjust testing to new technology, not the other way around.

Gammas are lame

Watch it there...



Buddy.

[FDG]

Schools should adjust testing to new technology, not the other way around.

Heyhey I'm not saying I disagree with large-scale cheating and perfect homework

[Creepy-male]

But did Hannibal ever make it into space?

I rest my case.