Her: I'm hungry.
Her: Either that or I'm just thirsty.
Me: ??? You don't know?
Me: .............well, usually when I'm thirsty I feel it in my mouth and when I'm hungry I feel it in my stomach.
Her: Well I'm so glad you're so perfect.
Me: I'm not perfect and I'm not saying I am. I was saying how it is for me and hoping you'd say how it is different for you.
Her: My stomach hurts whether I'm hungry or thirsty.
Me: Oh. So you can never tell which one you are?
Her: Just forget it.
Me: Why? What's wrong?
Her: Nothing, just forget it.
Me: I'm just showing interest in what you're saying.
Her: No you're not! You're grilling me!
Me: I'm not grilling you.
Her: Yes you are! And I'm not going to pretend to put up with it anymore!
Me: How am I grilling you?
Her: You're asking me all these questions about it!
Me: Why would I be grilling you?
Her: I don't know. To make a point or something.
Me: I'm not trying to make any point.
Her: Then I don't know what you're doing.
Me: I'm asking questions about things you said that I don't understand because I care about what you're talking about.
Her: Well whatever. I don't want to talk about it anymore.