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    Smell nice?

    Be awesome?

    Bring lots of booze?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashton View Post
    ^ You forgot having a big dick.
    Oh, right.

    Having a big dick?
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    Anyone else greatly amused by the lack of any posts by Jimbean?

    Maybe I should post my own advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashton View Post
    ^ You forgot having a big dick.
    Yes. Width is important. Length is for chumps.
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    only tip- get a girlfriend. does not necessarily imply sex, but is likely if gf isn't burdened by extremes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by discojoe View Post
    Anyone else greatly amused by the lack of any posts by Jimbean?

    Maybe I should post my own advice.
    I am not here every freaken day...

    This is something someone else pointed out to me, and I find this to be true. Here is my take:

    Tip #5: Realize if you are actually desperate and needy. This is where most guys go wrong imo. Men show desperation when they are always trying to hang around the chick, always trying to joke around with her in ways that are not funny, etc, etc, etc. If you are doing anything like this: stop. Acting needy shows weakness, and weakness in men is a turnoff to women (unless she is a controlling biatch).

    My solution to this is not to focus on women at all. Go about your business and if you just happen to see a woman you like (or just lustfull), get the whole thing moving with her by the first interaction you have with her. Women like it when you are the kind of guy that know what he wants right away. If she is not into you, she is not into you. If she is only slightly into you, then you should only be slightly into her, etc. etc. etc. You get the point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbean View Post
    I am not here every freaken day...

    Also, if you are truly desperate, start out with an ugly women, and then work your way up.

    You mean start with her toes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrano View Post
    You mean start with her toes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrano View Post
    You mean start with her toes?
    Lol, I edited that part out. Disregard that, it is bad advice.

    Don't go for a girl that you don't like, that would be promiscuous.
    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
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    "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in."
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    ugly girls need love too
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    and we shall have the beauties

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    ugly girls need love too
    That is my job. (:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamajama View Post
    That is my job. (:
    Well take it easy, Kam. You could delegate or something.
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    diff people have diff ideas of what is ugly and what is attractive

    my brother's got totally different tastes to me

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    What type gives tips on how to ... ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    ugly girls need love too
    No, they need nerve gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by discojoe View Post
    No, they need nerve gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercutio View Post
    diff people have diff ideas of what is ugly and what is attractive

    my brother's got totally different tastes to me
    wow, a ray of wisdom is emitted by mercutio!! I'm truly impressed to hear you say that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WorkaholicsAnon View Post
    wow, a ray of wisdom is emitted by mercutio!! I'm truly impressed to hear you say that.
    merky can be quite wise, actually. on occasion. :wink:
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    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
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    #6: Women like horny guys, therefore you should not masturbate. Focus all of your sexual energy towards accomplishing your goals and the women you find attractive.
    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
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    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    -- Mark Twain

    "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in."
    -- Confucius

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    Guys should masturbate once a day. But I agree with the bit about focusing sexual energy into accomplishing goals.

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    Not jacking it does give me much more energy and thought clarity...until hot women come into contact with me. Theres been a few inconclusive studies about it. One had men not jack off for 7 days and had their testosterone increase 147% over baseline on the 7th day. Not that these are great well respected studies at all though. You probably couldn't get much money to test this in the west.

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    And in this thread, men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jughead View Post
    Discojoe are you perhaps balding?
    Ha, I was, but then it stopped. Not sure what the deal with that is.

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    Ha, I was, but then it stopped. Not sure what the deal with that is.
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    less jacking off? hah

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    #7: Stop looking at porn. There are many psychological studies done in this area that have shown that men who look at or watch porn have psychological issues with women. There is much to this, but I am not going to take the time to even list it all. Call it bullsh!t, but I have seen it. A real woman may not look as perfect as the women in porn magazines, imo, being with a naked woman is 1000 times better than looking at a model from a picture.
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    agree but its like crack

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    #8: Have some discipline and be a man!

    Edit:

    http://i.imgur.com/0B7l8.jpg
    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbean View Post
    #7: Stop looking at porn. There are many psychological studies done in this area that have shown that men who look at or watch porn have psychological issues with women. There is much to this, but I am not going to take the time to even list it all. Call it bullsh!t, but I have seen it. A real woman may not look as perfect as the women in porn magazines, imo, being with a naked woman is 1000 times better than looking at a model from a picture.
    I have a rule where I am not allowed to horde porn for this very reason. Having to scour the Internet every time has the effect of greatly limiting my porn intake.

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    You know porn ruins a man when it all goes downhill to the 2 girls 1 cup terrain.
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    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    You know porn ruins a man when it all goes downhill to the 2 girls 1 cup terrain.
    I think you have to go uphill to get there... it's on youtube after all.. pretty head in the clouds territory... thinking of that in sexual terms.

    Downhill would be orgys with 60, 70 year olds with saggy breasts and wrinkles all over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercutio View Post
    Downhill would be orgys with 60, 70 year olds with saggy breasts and wrinkles all over.
    Lemonparty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Lemonparty?
    well i'm not really into lesbians for some reason, but sure go ahead.

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    Lemonparty isn't lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ananke View Post
    DJ sucks! Any bidders?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mercutio View Post
    well i'm not really into lesbians for some reason, but sure go ahead.
    this is lemon party

    Lemon Party Commercial Video
    Quote Originally Posted by jxrtes View Post
    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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