achieving practical results anthropomorphizing by objects

[somavision]

I can get fruestrated and confused by physical objects. Engaging them in conversation seems to help.

For example today I was being mocked for my rubbishness at at packing up this sound system where I work was getting really frustrated and confused, but then I started to talk to it and my mood improved and I started to get noticably better results.

OK Mr speaker how are we going to get you into your little house? Oh I like that - good idea!!! there you go are you nice and warm now?

I was still getting mocked -for talking to the bits of equipement like they were people- but I was getting results.

Edit: apologis for the really bad grammar nonsense, I'm very tired and just waiting for this guy to get out f the bathroom so I can shower and sleep.

[Creepy-Pied Piper]

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[Crispy]

Sounds like a case of the crazies. The better results are not from talking to it. That's just silly!

[Creepy-Pied Piper]

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[Creepy-bg]

I anthropomorphize everything (except women )

[Creepy-Pied Piper]

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[Rubicon]

This one time, I tried to reason with the dog when I was really tired/frustrated. :-p She'd just had puppies, and I was on night duty (making sure they were fed etc) - and she kept getting up and stepping on them and stuff. Then the puppies would squeal and I was worried she'd kill them or something, so I was seriously addressing her with stuff like "What is wrong with you?! They're your little cute puppies! You're stepping on your little puppies!" Yeah...

[Kalinoche buenanoche]

i talk to objects when i'm alone.
Also,if you call someone and the person does not answer, just start talking normally(while it rings) as if he/she did! IT WORKS 9 OUT OF 10 TIMES~~!~@!!