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    How do you attract members of the correct club?

    Putting things on your face. Being the childhood Quadra, we Alphas are naturally the closest to the animal kingdom, and visual displays are a noted strategy of our furry, scaly, slimy or exoskeletal brethren. In addition, humans (excluding Decisive males, who are more like beasts than animals) are naturally focused on the face during conversation, so it makes sense to place your displays there.

    So, what sorts of things do you place on your face to grab the right sorts of attention?

    Alpha SFs: easily distracted by bright, colourful, or shiny things. Stickers, face paint, swirling hypno-disks (trump card, use sparingly), or gaudy glasses frames.



    Alpha NTs: ???

    Ideas, people!

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    Alpha NTs: Develop a complicated theory about what kind of person they're looking for, then follow the plan. Unpredictable, unless they told you their "plan" in advance.

    Anyhow, are you suggesting that Alpha NTs put shiny things on their faces?



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    Oooh, my bad. I was trying to come up with a list of things to put on your face to try and attract the given club. So, if you're an Alpha NT, put shiny distractions on your face.

    I admit the girl I put under Alpha SF was probably a bit confusing.

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    Alpha NT facial lures:

    Those nerdy glasses with the thick black frame. Bonus point for it being taped together.

    Spock ears

    A Krig the Viking helmet

    A really long nose, like Pinnochio!
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    Actually, I think I'd go for the shiny things myself, due to considering them evidence of an Alpha SF type.



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    I have a horseface

    This is why I wear glasses. They break up my nose and make my face look shorter and rounder, and the nose smaller and more bulbous. I think I look a bit more elegant without glasses, but less warm and friendly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    Good to know, Horse-Face! .
    That actually hurt a bit

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    Alpha NTs put gloom on their face, which serves to attract Alpha SFs who enjoy correcting this imperfection. It gives Alpha SFs a blank canvas with which to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Logos View Post
    Alpha NTs put gloom on their face


    Alpha NTs must have a genetic predisposition towards being allergy-resistant.

    Gentlemen, we are making much progress in this thread. Capital performance.


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    Alphas must own a cat or anything furry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    She must've been hit with a blast fur-nace of hate, holy crap

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    Hehe, yeah.

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    We put cookie crumbs on our faces and breast milk.
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    I dunno if I wanted to see people with a bunch of crazy crap on their face I'd go to a drag show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    Now I'm actually more than pleased with the result .
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchonAlarion View Post
    We put cookie crumbs on our faces and breast milk.
    Must be why I carry around a damp dishrag.
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    I find the woman's makeup in the OP to be fairly off-putting. I'm not a huge fan of putting things on one's face, whether it be heavy makeup or piercings or tattoos or whatever. Although strangely, I like scars. They imply an interesting story behind them, and make the person different from everyone else, without being pretentious. Unless you deliberately gave yourself the scar, which would be very pretentious and/or crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krig the Viking View Post
    I find the woman's makeup in the OP to be fairly off-putting. I'm not a huge fan of putting things on one's face, whether it be heavy makeup or piercings or tattoos or whatever. Although strangely, I like scars. They imply an interesting story behind them, and make the person different from everyone else, without being pretentious. Unless you deliberately gave yourself the scar, which would be very pretentious and/or crazy.
    Funny - an LII friend of mine likes scars too. I burned my wrist relatively badly a while ago, and I didn't get any sympathy from him whatsoever. haha He just looked at it and smiled - said that it was gonna to be a cool scar one day. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    Hey, don't take on my nose, it's not long, it's just fit.

    I remember when I was a kid I watched the "we will rock you" video and had a revelation: I want a nose like those guys! Especially May and Mercury. I looked in the mirror and I had that little crappy round piece of whatever one would call it and tried to anticipate: "will I have a nose like that, of real men?". So sharp and defined, you know?

    Now I'm actually more than pleased with the result .


    Did someone make a long nose joke!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrano View Post
    Did someone make a long nose joke!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    Funny - an LII friend of mine likes scars too. I burned my wrist relatively badly a while ago, and I didn't get any sympathy from him whatsoever. haha He just looked at it and smiled - said that it was gonna to be a cool scar one day. lol
    Haha, awesome. My daydreams about fighting ninjas or terrorists or bears or what have you always include me getting an awesome scar.
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    I find the woman's makeup in the OP to be fairly off-putting.
    Same hear. I prefer au-naturel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warrior-librarian View Post
    Alpha NT facial lures:

    Those nerdy glasses with the thick black frame. Bonus point for it being taped together.

    Spock ears

    A Krig the Viking helmet

    A really long nose, like Pinnochio!

    do these count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krig the Viking View Post
    I find the woman's makeup in the OP to be fairly off-putting. I'm not a huge fan of putting things on one's face, whether it be heavy makeup or piercings or tattoos or whatever. Although strangely, I like scars. They imply an interesting story behind them, and make the person different from everyone else, without being pretentious. Unless you deliberately gave yourself the scar, which would be very pretentious and/or crazy.
    Scar stories are fun. Some are funny, while others are horrifying. But like you, I prefer to see what a woman looks like without her make-up. If it ever becomes a serious relationship that becomes something more, that will be the face that you have to wake up to every morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    @LIIs: unfortunately for you, ESEs seem to be among the most flashy women when it comes to dressing and makeup. In public, of course.
    It's not that bad. Despite that, it can be quite endearing.
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    Krig, the point is that YOU put crap on your face to attract Alpha SFs. I think this thread is slowly proving that Alpha SFs need to have a void of onfaceput-things to attract Alpha NTs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Krig, the point is that YOU put crap on your face to attract Alpha SFs. I think this thread is slowly proving that Alpha SFs need to have a void of onfaceput-things to attract Alpha NTs.
    I put a beard on my face... however, according to Pinocchio, that won't work. Which is actually just fine, because the whole point was that I've stopped caring what other people think and I'll grow a beard if I damned well feel like it!
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    I has a beard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchonAlarion View Post
    I has a beard.
    What does it look like now? I demand pix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    Do you like Dr. Quinn, Logos?
    The Medicine Woman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    Exactly.
    I've never watched the show, so I cannot make a sound judgment about whether I like her character.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Logos View Post
    Alpha NTs put gloom on their face, which serves to attract Alpha SFs who enjoy correcting this imperfection. It gives Alpha SFs a blank canvas with which to work.


    (Bait)

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    Generally one can attract me by being hawt as fuck.

    This is usually done by not having much putontheface things. In fact, I'm not very fond of thingsputontheface.
    Meh.

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    The only place a girl should have hair is on her head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamajama View Post
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