In memory of Warrior-Librarian, wherever she now roams :frown:
Because I don't think LIIs get nearly enough attention. And please note you don't need to be involved with a LIIbrary in any way, you just have to be LII. Open entry! This thread is an opportunity to show off and be silly. And compete viciously, violently, and with vitriol for the affection, adoration and adulations of the cramped and clamouring crowd!
Current stage: making categories, considering foundations (is this pure silliness? Or an actual contest? Who should judge? Who should score? etc). Anyone can contribute.
Categories:
Pick-up lines
Got some nerdy or creative pick-up line? Flaunt it! Nerdiness and creativity will be rewarded.
Sub-category: getting a number. Again, nerdiness and creativity will be rewarded. Something like, "I need a seed for my pseudorandom number generator, care to contribute with your number?"
Awkwardness and cheesiness will not be punished. Does not need to actually have any hope of working IRL.
I Don't Need To Be Hot
I've got ________.
Unique talent? Cool contribution? Lucky item? Or maybe you really are just hot?
Mortal Combat
LIIs are renowned fighters of truth and justice. What superpowers or distinguishing chracteristics would you have? Arch-nemesis? How are you all dressed? What are you fighting?