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    Default Jersey Shore, Biiiatch!

    So I'm 100% sure most if not all of you have heard about the new reality show craze that has been sweeping the nation..

    Mike "The Situation": SLE fo sho
    Pauly D: SEI ? Him and Mike get along, but he is in no way an IEI
    Snookie: EIE/SEE?
    J Woww: ESI, LSI? Her and Snooks get along well.
    Sammi: Annoying ass bitch... Alpha SF?
    Ronnie: SEE
    Vinny: IEE
    Angelina: Who cares


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    hahahaha awesome. sounds about right to me.
    "this shaking keeps me steady. i should know. what falls always is always. and is near. i wake to sleep and taking my waking slow. i learn by going where i have to go." -t. roethke

    ENFp!!!

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    I watched this show for the first time today. It grew on me.

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    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    God I hate this show.
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    Why do you hate it? It's funny. Jeez.


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    Let me preface this with a disclaimer, I have only watched 2 episodes of the show (and now that I think about it the aftershow where Angelina is called out for dating a married man) when I was on holiday in the US. Now that I've gotten that out of the way...

    Wow, this show is a gift from the TV deities. I expected to laugh at them in a snarky way but I laughed at them as how I laugh at my friends' antics. And no I don't have any friends that are into being orange, juiced etc

    But I need to watch more of the show to form an opinion of their type.

    And lol...at, "Angelina: Who cares". She was a lazy PITA. And totally delusional.

    Oh yeah and my Jersey Shore nickname is E-Pop *fistpumps*
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    Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Back End


    my uncle has a beach house in seaside. he and my other NJ relatives hate this show lol
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    Your Jersey Shore nickname is: DJ Douchebag

    Sweet!
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    Mike "the situation"

    SLE sounds about right.


    Nicole "Snookie"

    Beta nf. Very annoying. An avatar of victimhood (I don't refer to Ni ego "victims" although I think she is that too).


    Pauly d

    Definitely Fe ego. Kinda charming. Seemed to avoid meddling with the conflicts. Had next to no problems letting Mike run the show. Hardly ever broke the Fe mood.


    Sammi "Sweetheart"

    SEE>ESI. Has similar mannerisms as Paris Hilton. Gave -I think- a rather good example if creative Fi. I think an ESI would be more consistent with her bonds. Weathered Mikes assaults without much strain. Rarely reacted to Fe input and could easily wreck the Fe mood if she had some issue with the
    others. Rarely participated in Fe mood but acted in a more constrained and -as I think she saw it- dignified manner.


    Ronnie

    Fi valuer. Did often go along with the Fe mood though.


    Jenni "Jwoww"

    Originally thought SLE but became less certain as the show progressed. Fe valuer. Probable sensor. Jenni seemed to like Nicole and have trouble with Sammi and Mike.


    Vinny

    ??? Rather underhanded. Seemed to think he was cleverer than the rest.


    Angelina

    Fe valuer. Left the show after two or three episodes. Good riddance.


    Sammi and Ronnie wasn't too interested participating in the beta group, kept to themselves a lot.

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    BUMP

    Most of these seem accurate but wondering if anyones opinion has changed with the new season. I'm most interested in JWOWW and Sammi's typing. Been on the fence as to whether JWOWW is SLE or LSI.

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    This show is like crack. I kind of love the Situation. Such a douchey SLE.





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    Take your brains back. Stop watching this trash.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    Take your brains back. Stop watching this trash.
    I agree with you on this 100%. Tried watching it, since it's all the rage among my peers. Could not even get through one episode. Pointless, boring, and gross. Those characters and actors for that matter (since it's a reality show) should really get lives and do something productive with themselves.
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    If you don't watch it, leave the thread. Easy.

    ANYWAY, I do agree The Situation is SLE. I'm thinking JWOWW could possibly be LSI. Snookie can't be SEE, I like her entirely too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    If you don't watch it, leave the thread. Easy.

    ANYWAY, I do agree The Situation is SLE. I'm thinking JWOWW could possibly be LSI. Snookie can't be SEE, I like her entirely too much.
    There is no way in hell that Snookie is SEE. I agreed with EIE for her.
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    lol saw my first episode this week and I kind of love it. Snooki's entertaining, but does anyone know what type that Deena girl is? She's almost a carbon copy of someone I know irl.
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    Pauly D is SEI. Never watched the show until I saw a youtube video 'CABS ARE HERE' 'BURGERS FOR THE BOYS' lmao

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    Vinny - ENFj-Ni.

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    I agree with most of the typings. My god I love jwoww. She doesn't take anyone's bs, she seems like a really strong woman, it's refreshing.

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    bumppp

    I've been watching this lately.

    The Situation - SLE-Se... He's like a reincarnation of my boyfriend (People even approach him asking him if he's Mike...)

    Snookie - SEE. For a while I was thinking EIE but now I'm definitely leaning to SEE. I work with a SEE girl who reminds me so much of her. She's adorable

    Sammi - I agree with Alpha SF.

    Ron - He comes off as the more serious one. He's also always had a personal vendetta against The Situation. Delta, maybe?

    Vinny - Love him. IEI or SEI, maybe? He's so cute.

    Jwoww - LSI? ESI?

    Pauly D - My fave. *edit* idk his type

    Deena - idk. She's like a second snookie, but more annoying.
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    Interesting typings. I can't really get a feel for them other than Jwoww and The Situation. The situation is just hilarious in his obliviousness and I love Vinny.

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    No way is Mike SEE. He has a Fi PoLR like a mother. He's always stirring the pot. Remember, the SLE's hidden agenda is to be "loved" by all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Kam View Post
    Pauly D is SEI. Never watched the show until I saw a youtube video 'CABS ARE HERE' 'BURGERS FOR THE BOYS' lmao


    Sorry Kammy i just dont get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    Sammi - I agree with Alpha SF.
    Her Si is very very weak. She would rather that someone else takes care of Si things. Seriously doubt Alpha SF.

    Vinny - Love him. IEI or SEI, maybe? He's so cute.
    ENFj. And my favorite.

    Jwoww - LSI? ESI?
    Some Se definitely.

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    Ive watched this crap before.



    Mike "The Situation": SLI
    Pauly D: ?
    Snookie: IEI
    J Woww: EIE
    Sammi: LSE
    Ronnie: SLE
    Vinny: ESI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhon View Post
    Ive watched this crap before.



    Mike "The Situation": SLI
    Pauly D: ?
    Snookie: IEI
    J Woww: EIE
    Sammi: LSE
    Ronnie: SLE
    Vinny: ESI
    Lol those typings are hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    Lol those typings are hilarious.
    The truth often evokes laughter from the comedy deprived.

    PS: I AM YAROSLAAV TRUST MY TYPINGS MY SE IS RIIIIIIIGHT
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    Vinny-LII
    Sammy-EIE for sure
    Snookie-SEE or EIE?
    Mike-SLE for sure
    Pauly- ESE
    Ron-SLE?
    Deena-no clue
    J WOW-SLE?
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    Snookie's pregnant yo.

    What a horrible twist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackburry View Post
    Snookie's pregnant yo.

    What a horrible twist.
    well cant say i'm surprised. it was only a matter of time... that's what happens when people live so lasciviously. Birth control is never 100%, not to mention the possibility that while drunk she may have had unprotected sex, or missed a dose of oral contraceptive, or put the condom on wrong, etc. etc.

    What a whore. And dont get me wrong, i'm not picking on the girl. the guys on there are whores too.



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    Situation guy is Fe on steroids to me. Blergh.

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    Mike: ENTp 6w7
    Nicole: Gamma SF 4 (sorry gamma, we all have shit on our shoes)
    Raging bitch that I forgot the name of: ESTj -- idk Etype.
    Ron: ESFp 8w9, lol.
    Vinny: reminds me of MysticSonic, except MS > Vinny.
    The fruity slut: ENFp of some sort.

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    Mike: ESTP 6w7

    Snooki: SEI or SEE

    Ron: ESFP 8w9
    Vinny: Ni type...
    Pauly D: ESE i <3 him n Vinny
    Deena: SEI or IEE, b/c I can't come up with anything else
    JWOW: Cunt, I mean, LSI (i donz like her)
    Sammie: ESI-Se
    Jioni (snooki's bf): Fi type, maybe ESI-fi
    Roger (Jwow's bf): LIE

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackburry View Post
    Snookie's pregnant yo.

    What a horrible twist.
    Maybe she'll get killed by a zombie in the next episode.

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    Snooki - LII
    The Situation - SEE
    JWoww - SLE
    Sammi - ESE
    Ronnie - SEI
    Angelina - SEE
    Pauly D - LSE
    Vinny - LSI?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    Take your brains back. Stop watching this trash.
    Why watch the show when you can get all the spoilers in this parody


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