Because I'm dual-hunting and looking for any ESEs to out themselves there's a similar form in the Delta Quadra that seems to be running rather well, I thought I may as well making a comparable thread in here for activity, bad jokes, and quadra jingoism.
While there's no official form for this 100% Obligatory Census for ALL ALPHAS, I'll start with myself and anyone here can feel free to copy it or feel arrogant enough to think that they can create a superior format.
Type: Probably LII
Aliases: The Bringer of Lemon Trees, Z, M_Z, Zed
Age: Old enough to be paranoid about revealing it
Gender: Androgynous Male
Hobbies: Posting on Forums, Chess, Strategy Games, picking on -creatives
Why I'm here: Necessary Evil