Socionics Type: ILE-Ti, "Mad Scientist" "Searcher"
E-type: 7w6 "The Entertainer" "Party Man"
Aliases: 1981, Slater, slater1981
Age: officially, 28 but doctors say I'm about 13
Gender: in my planet, I'm a beautiful male
Location: the Iberian Peninsula
Ethnicity: the same as Superman
Superpowers: climbing walls, spider sense
Hobbies: Reading, foreign language learning
Religious and spiritual beliefs: The Return of the Jedi is as good as The Empire Strikes Back
Job: deliver presents on Dec25
Hidden agenda: sleeping with Madonna before she gets too old
Deeds: I drove a tank in the Gulf War; then I defeated Darth Vader and I hold the 100m World Record
Why I'm here: to enjoy your company