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    Obviously Not EJ.
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    SEE?

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    holy shit. what have we come to that people can get that way.

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    I ask the questions. You just type.

    and no. Those are his BALLS.

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    no, I think he lost his balls somewhere in his fat around 10 years ago. infact i wonder how he takes a shit or pisses. who the hell is giving him that food? he's got the alpha SF smile of bullshit. how does his heart pump to all that fat? really incredible. I think ISFp. Other possibility is ESFj. Definitely a merry type. Not SEE, do not even disgrace SEE with that suggestion. really impressive manboobs too.
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    I say the same type as Christian Bale.


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    Man, looking at his body I think he is probably going to die soon due to circulation problem. Then comes diabetes, cholesterol and heart failure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by polikujm View Post
    I ask the questions. You just type.

    and no. Those are his BALLS.
    LOL. I can only imagine the amount of jizz they are able to hold...
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    I don't think testicles can grow that large.

    All that bulging fat would constrict the physical production of sperm. Maybe even damage the apparatus.

    A thick layer of fat would also insulate the testicles making them warm. Sperm need to be produced in cooler environments than the rest of the body. That's why the testes are on the outside.
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    those are either bed sores (maybe) or some kind of circulation problem where blood is getting caught in the tissue and cannot be pumped out.
    lol @ this picture of him as a baby hanging on the wall right behind him. before and after shot
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    I think he ate himself.

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    imagine having to amputate his leg and having to cut through that much fat with a saw. it would be like cutting through a log of jelly.
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    Wow he actually makes Jabba the Hutt look in shape


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    Quote Originally Posted by incognito View Post
    I'd like to know how he relieves himself.

    In any case, I've watched him in a documentary. He likes the attention and plays for the camera. I'll say he has Fe in his ego block. I'm tempted to say EIE.
    makes sense; Si polr.

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    Those huge things on his legs are just excess skin and fat. They are nonvital. A morbidly obese woman at the nursing home where i work had a similar situation and she had the whole thing surgically removed, or better described, 'cut off.'
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    Yes I think they collect blood as the heart can't pump it back and end up rotting off or something like that. If you look at his feet they look blueish too. Probably will soon have his legs amputated. then he'll be like a massive ball. i'd like to see him then. Again I just don't understand who is serving him the food and why.
    lol @ no one wants him in their quadra..
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazedratXII View Post
    lol @ no one wants him in their quadra..
    I think everyone here has to come to terms with being in his quadra.

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    lol

    he could just masturbate by fucking folds of fat. I mean not like he could reach or play with his dick cuz of all the fat anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazedratXII View Post
    Yes I think they collect blood as the heart can't pump it back and end up rotting off or something like that. If you look at his feet they look blueish too. Probably will soon have his legs amputated. then he'll be like a massive ball. i'd like to see him then. Again I just don't understand who is serving him the food and why.
    lol @ no one wants him in their quadra..
    the extremely grotesque have a power over people. it's hard to explain.
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    First thought was SEI. It's sad, because if he were slim and fit he'd probably be a rather attractive man.
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    it's interesting how he looks almost proud of himself in the photo (his facial expression I mean). His face isn't all that fat and I'm surprised his hands and feet are less fat. I really want to go work out now.
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    what type is zorba the greek?

    i'm guessing he's past the possibility of lyposuction...

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    ya they'd have to suck up like 2/3rds of his body.
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    Why does he look so happy?! And why is he doing the splits???

    It seems unlikely that he's the world's fattest man though. I've seen bigger people on TV.
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    There should have been a warning in the title of this thread, seriously. I'm eating a hamburger but not anymore. His type doesn't matter. It's f^&*ing disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    There should have been a warning in the title of this thread, seriously. I'm eating a hamburger but not anymore. His type doesn't matter. It's f^&*ing disgusting.
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    This one yells ISFp to me

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    Does he really eats the whole piece?

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    god his toenails are rotting

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    lol

    he could just masturbate by fucking folds of fat. I mean not like he could reach or play with his dick cuz of all the fat anyway.
    he could attempt to dry hump his fat maybe
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    Really though he might as well be happy with what he has because it's probably impossible to change at this point... it's probably going to kill him. Any small thing could go wrong inside his body and that would be the end of him. If you can find heaven in a living hell, that's something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    Really though he might as well be happy with what he has because it's probably impossible to change at this point... it's probably going to kill him. Any small thing could go wrong inside his body and that would be the end of him. If you can find heaven in a living hell, that's something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akra View Post
    I think it's impossible to VI him. If someone was living an existence like that, and at that point he may be too far gone to even consider surgical intervention...I'd imagine the mental and emotional trauma from living with the physical trauma would be so severe that you couldn't accurately apply VI to his personality.
    I agree with this. (I do think he looks "merry" though... I would be surprised if he were Gamma or Delta... well, maybe I take that back...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    Really though he might as well be happy with what he has because it's probably impossible to change at this point... it's probably going to kill him. Any small thing could go wrong inside his body and that would be the end of him. If you can find heaven in a living hell, that's something.
    Apparently he used to weigh 1200 pound and has lost 500 pounds since then. He was offered gastric bypass surgery, but declined and changed his diet. He is also married (I read an article on him not long ago). I find it admirable to find the good in life despite difficulties and perhaps we shouldn't assume too much by looking at a picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim View Post
    Apparently he used to weigh 1200 pound and has lost 500 pounds since then. He was offered gastric bypass surgery, but declined and changed his diet. He is also married (I read an article on him not long ago). I find it admirable to find the good in life despite difficulties and perhaps we shouldn't assume too much by looking at a picture.
    Maybe you shouldn't assume too much off reading a post. If being that many hundreds of pounds overweight is not a death sentence, then okay. I really thought that it was highly unlikely for there to be a way that the average person could actually find and stick to, to lose enough weight to save their life when it's that bad. People have died of complications due to obesity and shitty diets/eating habits. It's not at all uncommon so I don't think it's an unreasonable assumption even if in his case it turns out to be an incorrect one. And I don't see how I'm assuming any more than you are quite frankly: "I find it admirable to find the good in life despite difficulties". All I did was look at pictures and wonder if he really was happy. You've decided he's finding the good in life. I mentioned finding heaven in a living hell. I know that it's more that I feel like I would find it a living hell, but it's also that I find it unlikely to not be suffering terribly in that condition and I know I'm going off all the different degrees of possibility I'm seeing in my mind but I don't think I can do any better unless I actually knew him and if I actually knew him it would be none of my business just as it isn't really any of our business. Anyway, you don't know any of my thoughts on this but you decided to get on my case about it and assume that you know precisely what I meant and I seriously doubt that you do. I actually had even typed something very similar to your sentence of about it being admirable about finding the good in life but I deleted it thinking that it was being condescending. I really cannot stand how people always insist on getting on everyone else's case without really knowing who they are. I'm doing this as well I realize, but quite frankly, you started it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    I actually had even typed something very similar to your sentence of about it being admirable about finding the good in life but I deleted it thinking that it was being condescending. I really cannot stand how people always insist on getting on everyone else's case without really knowing who they are. I'm doing this as well I realize, but quite frankly, you started it.
    But that was my whole point. I responded to your post because it is one of few in this thread that is actually worth responding to and was not an attack. I was offering an alternative possibility based on what I read about him, fwiw.

    This thread is overall just sad and depressing. Uribe seems (!) like a positive person and the reason I like it is because it's like him saying "fuck you" to people who get off on ridiculing him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim View Post
    But that was my whole point. I responded to your post because it is one of few in this thread that is actually worth responding to and was not an attack. I was offering an alternative possibility based on what I read about him, fwiw.

    This thread is overall just sad and depressing. Uribe seems (!) like a positive person and the reason I like it is because it's like him saying "fuck you" to people who get off on ridiculing him.
    I'm sorry, I was being defensive.

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    INFP obviously.

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